>tfw you'll never create a successful bank trojan and steal millions of dollars successfully
>>60309957
I don't want to spend the rest of my life living on the run in some third world shithole.
>>60310039
Honestly living as a millionaire in a third world country doesn't sound shabby.
>tfw too intepligent to have to resort to ripping other people off to make a living
>>60310059
Until some of those shifty bastards tries to establish gommunism
>>60310059
until someone finds out
>>60309957
now i want kys i hope you're happy op
>>60310039
>bounce the signal through several countries so they can't trace it
>wire the money to an offshore account
>>60310161
>the signal
Grandad is that you?
>not making some shit app and sell user info
the future is now, old man
>>60310190
Android bank malware is successful apparently.
>>60310085
then you just move countries like all rich people do when communism kicks in
>>60310190
>make "android optimizer" app
>clean cache and oom apps
>get 4+ start ratings
>100k+ installations
>$5000 monthly in ad income
>>60310059
>>60310039
>implying I'd move to a third world shithole
>implying I wouldn't just make aliyah and move to Israel
Haha, you goys have zero options. I got my senpai though.
>>60310266
We'll get you soon
>>60310266
Perfect, one less frogposter after Israel becomes a smoking crater
>>60310266
>israel
>not third world
lol af senpai
>>60310303
It has its problems but it's not third world. I was there on birthright and it was pretty first world. Only uncomfortable, second-world tier, aspect were the Arabs being pushy and trying to get you to buy their stupid fucking fake jewelry for 100 shekels.
>>60310480
How many big hooked noses have you seen in Israel?
>>60310266
>>60310480
apologize for killing jesus
>>60309957
That's illegal. Why would I wanna do that?
>>60310825
To get rich. Who cares if it's illegal
>>60310252
How did you promote it?