A huge dirty nigger with a big fat dick and a knife crashes into your room saying he's going to kill you and sodomise your corpse.
What piece of technology nearby do you use to defend yourself?
>defend yourself
I'll let him kill me
>>60305286
Right by the bedside.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bzFj-oiUnE
>>60305286
Hammers are primitive technology.
>>60305286
How do you like that thing? How much did it cost?
>i have my x220 right by me
that niBBa is ded
>>60305286
I throw my cheap plugged in Chinese power supply right in his fat lips, knocking him into a bathtub of grease, where the pavement chimp will be turned into his favorite dish from kfc.
roll for some quadruples on /b/ I guess