Is this possible?

Yes, Google "em drive." This is literally how it (((works))).

you'll need these things called "Siemens Lufthaken". lots of 'em.

>>60300708
...and thus I can pull myself up using my elevator.

Unbelievable that this idea hasn't occurred to anyone before.

I'm investing 100 billion!!!

are you stupid?

Of course not. You would need the rope to be connected by pulley.

>not getting that it's a metaphor for nazi germany
>not seeing the swastika

>>60301075
Swastikas are streng verboten in Germany. They wouldn't just put one in a cartoon.

>>60301139
Are you actually functionally literally blind?

>>60300762
>milliarden
>billion

Meanwhile,
>Millionen
>millions
German is a weird language.

>>60300708
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M%C3%BCnchhausen_trilemma
Bro

>>60300708
Kind of. But instead of helping you fly, it would help you do a somersault.

It would also be kind of dangerous.

>>60301232
"The regressive argument, in which each proof requires a further proof, ad infinitum"
And why exactly is this such a problem?

It's easy to prove something through infinite regress.
1. achieve infinite regress
2. continue until you get to a point where all subsequent regresses follow a predictable pattern isomorphic to the natural numbers, and each proof is smaller than the last
3. take the limit of the discrete integral of the proofs as level of regress grows without bound
4. there's your finished proof

>>60301200
It is not like that only in german. Hungarian has millárd and millió

>>60301200
The issue is two different naming conventions for numbers. Both are equally legitimate. A table for your convenience:

Numeric                             US English (short scale)      European (long scale)
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1,000,000                           Million                       Million
1,000,000,000                       Billion                       Milliard
1,000,000,000,000                   Trillion                      Billion
1,000,000,000,000,000               Quadrillion                   Billiard
1,000,000,000,000,000,000           Quintillion                   Trillion
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000       Sextillion                    Trilliard
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000   Septillion                    Quadrillion
etc                                 etc                           etc

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>>60301200

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>>60301694

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>>60301075
>swastika

>>60301644
>Both are equally legitimate
as long as you clearly put (EU scale) people will assume the first one.