Post meme tech phrases >code barista

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>sysadmin samurai

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>freedom fighter

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>ninja, samurai, rockstar, guru preceded by any language

>>60298877
>coder cock

>javascript programmer

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>socially responsible code

>>60298877
>dumb frogposter

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>social media scientist

>>60299131

you laugh at this but the pajeets running the numbers on social networks are the ones who are really controlling the population

>>60299162
Social media is bs

>deobfuscated perl commando

bash bombardier

>technical evangelist

>>60299162
they cant even controll their sphincters

>CoC

>assembly alchemist

>>60298877
artificial intelligence

>>60298877
>scrum master

>THE cloud

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>>60298877
>ethical hacker

>>60298877
>agile development

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>>60298944
>look at our java ninja working hard!
>coffee is programmer fuel amirite? xD
>now me and the other higher ups are gonna leave early today but you just keep doing what you're doing coding master!

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>Artisan coding

>>60298957
underrated

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>>60298877

HOW THE FUCK HAS NO ONE SAID CYBER YET?


Cyber
Cyberops
Cyberweapon
Cybereffect
Cybernetwork
Cyberstrike
Cybermissile
Cyberwarfare
Cyberoffense
Cyberdefense
Cyberwarrior
Cyberninja
Cyberforce
Cyberreserve
Cybertroops
Cyberpolice :^)
Cybercrime
Cyberexperts
Cyberjihad
Cyberterrorist
Cyberterrorism
Cyberharassment
Cyberstalking
Cybersurveillance
Cybernuke
Cyber Pearl Harbor
Cybersecurity
Cyberpathogen

There is no more overused meme word than cyber. It is a worthless word almost exclusively used by normies to virtue signal how little they know about the Internet.

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>>60299796
Your pretty good with the cyber, eh?

>ancient software engineer

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>watts RMS

G-joe java

>cloud driven
>smart objects
>big data
>data science
>agile
>lean

Code rider

>gopher juggler

>>60299796
Code is the new cyber. We will have to see which one is worse.

>>60299922

Hardly. I've seen Cybercode used once before and it wasn't referring to barcodes.

>low carbon footprint

>technology evangelist

>disruptive innovation

>Full stack developer

aka bitch slaveboy

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>>60299838
>software engineers from ancient times

What should I call cybersecurity then? INFOSEC?

IoT

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>>60298877
>social media specialist

>>60300408

YES.

Like the people who pioneered the field call it! Like everyone who isn't a Fed calls it!

Show competence! Show savvy! Show you know what the fuck you're talking about!

Avoid attaching "cyber" to words whose innate definition works just fine!

>>60299247
It's either one or the other.

>>60298877
web hacker

>ball fondler

code artizan

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>>60299796
Putting cyber in front of words makes it rad tho

>rich media

>>60300636

Yes - over 30 years ago in the 80's.

>>60299249
They really outdid themselves with that one

>relevant advertising

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>command line-fu

>>60299577
This is a big reason why I stopped taking coding seriously.

Code as a verb

>sucker donger

>>60300875
>unironically using the term "coding"
not much of a loss desu

>>60299844
enjoy your 5000 watts PMPO, i guess?

Dingo dongo fucko fongo

bone serpentry

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>>60298944
lets not forget 'dojo'

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>CIA nigger

>>60298877
>framework
>big data
>industry standard

>>60299796
>virtue signal
Ironic

> IoT platform

>>60301463

Some are openly proud of how little they know about the Internet.

>>60298877
People who absolutely can't use the word "use" and related synonyms

Instead everything is "consumed"

>>60299239
>tech evangelist
Another great one. The black jew who got several people fired for a private dongle joke was one and I looked into it. It means just posting on twitter.

>rotational velocidensity

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>>60298877
anonymous hacker

Growth hacker
Stealth mode

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>>60298877
>code porn

>>60298877
>free as in freedom

>>60298877
>>60299096
>>60302502
>>code porn
>>code barista
>>socially responsible code
Never heard of any of these

>>60299577
>>coffee is programmer fuel amirite? xD
Unfortunately this is not a meme, but it applies pretty much to any office job.

>>60298957
As a javascript programmer: this.

>>60300457
Cyberinfosec :^)

>>60302898
https://www.netzliteratur.net/cramer/pornography/london-2005/pornographic-coding.html

Rust
Ruby
Python
Java
Javascript
Perl

coder
bootcamp

gooie

>>60303032
people who say this when they mean gui need to be gassed

Bump from page... 11?

>>60298877
>code artisan

I actually found this in the wild

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>>60302502
Pic related from this >>60303000 guys link

>>60299096
>socially responsible code
What does that even mean?

>>60298877
sys(ssy) admin ( female (male) )

"Internet of things" makes me Mad as fuck REEEEE

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>gadget

>>60300366
full stack developers are known to own and use dragon dildos (for taking full stack of penises)

>>60301000
What should it be called?

>>60298877
>ITT: koders/role programmemers
traps make the best/real programmers desu

>>60298877
>code barista
What the fuck is code barista ? you get your codes shaken and stirred from the bar ?

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>>60305940
this

>>60305910
Programme painting

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>>60305957
maybe the one who makes coffee for programmers
>>60306011
chekced

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>>60306056

>>60305715
Damn I've seen it too. Was hoping no one else woulda used such a pretentious term.

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>code of conduct
>gender identity

Fyi search for "Rust code of conduct" and you will see for yourself how those meme phrases are relevant.

>>60303004
Leave pearl alone faggot

>>60306496
Dumb mobileposter.

any cute programmers in this thread?

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>>60298877
> bash ninja

>>60302921
Be careful, using 'this' is considered poor form in javascript.

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>>60298877
>This thread

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>>60302898
>Unfortunately this is not a meme, but it applies pretty much to any office job.
True story

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2017/02/28/alcohol-caffeine-coffee-evolution-humans-column/98210372/

>>60298877
>component-oriented programming

>>60307707
>meme-oriented programming

>>60302898
>drinking coffee when these exist...
https://github.com/cocktails-for-programmers

>>60300636
Cyber ninja ie. Genji?

Artisanal javascript dojo

>>60298877

basically anything having to do with agile development. I remember laughing at someone who referred to their "scrum master," thinking that they were telling a joke or being ironic.

Not being a team player is difficult with this childish shit

>>60311579

>DevOps
Almost always a tranny or javascript "I'm such a nerd!" dude in late night comedy TV host glasses

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>>60299096
You are responsible for firearm deaths when you code games with guns.

>>60311579
>Not being a team player is difficult with this childish shit
Just pretend you understand it and go through standup every morning for 5 minutes. Agile doesnt fucking work anyways because it's completely impossible to implement.

>>60305940
>>60306011
>>60306056
>>60306065
name one, i mean a IRL trap that its a good programmer.

>>60299247
Rolling on the floor.

>>60299796
>There is no more overused meme word than cyber. It is a worthless word almost exclusively used by normies to virtue signal how little they know about the Internet.
Maybe if we were in the 80's, 90's or early 2000's, but cyber is not overused anymore.

>>60298957
kek

Devops

>BI

>>60312335
>all the suits going apeshit when their precious reports and BI and shit don't work

Gentoo master

/g/ is good with computers

Best 2 memes i could come up with

>esoteric programming language

>~sudo

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>>60298877
XP
Xtreme Programming

>>60299162
Yeah, controlling a population of retard normies is all

>computer science

>>60306011
>tfw you'll never have a cute trap girlfriend who does programming

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>>60299247

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>>60299247

>>60312335
this shit right here seems like a meme.
What the fuck is it even about, I might have a class on that in half a year

>>60312088
Every good programmer that you know is actually a trap behind closed doors

>>60298877
Software as a service
.io .li
Growth hacker
Made with <3
Fullstack
Front-end engineer

>app

>>60298944
Really tickles the pickle f a m

>>60314522
>Made with <3
Adult men with le quirky references to cats and "cutesy" foods in their profile trigger me

You instantly know their entire worldview and all of their political viewpoints, which are downloaded directly from certain late night comedy news shows.

>syntax stacker

>slicing simian

>python pioneer

>>60299796
"cyber" a good way to differentiate the Normie from the autistic.

a bit like how "crusades" works for a american vs a muslim... >bill

>>60314449
>Turing was a raging homo and killed himself after the gov took away his feminine male hormones.
Fuck you're probably right.

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>software as a monthly subscription service

>mob programming

>>60318807
>guerilla programming

>>60312979
>Xtreme Programming
my GF sits on my dick during our XP sessions

stay jelly

>>60318807
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mob_programming

NO

Since everything's been mentioned, let's make some shit up

Handcrafted codelets
Context-driven code meditation
Storyful cyber requests

>>60320131
cyberweapons of mass destruction
cyberhyperspace
ephemeral cloud certification

>>60320131
cuckoldry as a service

>>60299844
Check'd, and this.

>>60301068
He's right, "RMS power" is a meme because there is no such thing. You can take the root mean square of voltage or current, but for power it makes little to no sense.

http://www.hifi-writer.com/he/misc/rmspower.htm

>>60320131
>>60320393
>>60320427
Organic insourcing
Progressive fullstack
Applied negromatics

>>60302034
>Polish regional television
>news roll at the bottom

Please don't tell me this was used unironically to "illustrate" something.

>>60302898
So everyone who (for whatever reason) doesn't drink coffee is inherently incapbable, deficient, and unqualified for anything?

>>60305689
Yea, page 11 being the "half 404'd" limbo.

HTTP is a big, old meme that needs to die. Gopher will prevail.

Considering everything in this thread, does one still wonder why current corporate-produced software, web design "standards" etc. are such a pile of utter shit? How come it hasn't all even collapsed yet if most of people involved seem to be fags toting more or less senseless buzzwords, trying to take them extremely seriously in the process?

>le bein literal function xD
>functional programming for lyfe lmaoo

>>60313997
>computer science
>not about computers
>not a science

>>60320603
They did
https://youtu.be/9ArUywfL58w?t=1m58s

>>60318807
>>60318985
>real time programming

>>60321104
>this time the motto is: "things are not what we see them as, but what we would like them to be"

This is literally the motto of libcuck sjw retards, they imagined something in their heads and treat the world around them as if it were reality (and try to force anyone else in to that "reality" as well).

>prophetic compilation

>technological debt

>>60318985
>>60318807
>>60319352
>pair-programming

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>>60298877
>Cyberbully

>gaming scientist

>algorithm clinician

>>60299796
I work for a defense contractor that puts "cyber" in front of everything and it fucking tilts me

they literally have no idea what it means

>>60299796
CSI: Cyber

>>60302898
>not chugging Red Bulls on Adderall

It's like you don't even hate yourself.

hardware magician