Why won't my phone work?

>>60298486
give it back abdul

>>60298486
>iphone

Found your problem.

Give it back rajeesh

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>>60298502
>>60298517
It's the lighting nigger.

>>60298486
>>60298596
shotgun?

>>60298596
go outside for once Ramesh

try turning it on and off

>>60298596
give it back, Cletus

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you gotta fill those holes to make the microchip work again. the air contains Nitrogen which disables the micro-Unit to turn on. you got to hot glue the holes in a vacuum.

then the microprocessor will work again.

just watchout you're not using regular hot glue, that will not do it. you must use premium tree blood.

>>60298486
Give it back shaniqua

>be american
>accidentally press the button on the side of the phone for too long with lard hands
>"Shut down" appears on the screen
>be a good american and do what the phone tells me, I shoot it down
>Now it won't work

>>60298596
feet now

>>60298486
>literally peppering your phone with hot curry
Ranjeet, you dense motherfucker.

Have you tried turning it off and then back on?