How Cortana, Siri and all that shit different from pic related?

Theyre not a fucking annoying ape

>>60290615
Presentation.

Day Zee Day Zee, Give Me Your Answer True
I'm Half Cray Zee, All For The Love of You

>>60290640
>>60290642
>they are so bad they can't even make a purple ape

>>60290615
They're not literally malware.

Your data is sent to Microsoft instead of to Slav scammers.

>>60290703
Except they are in the same way Bonzai buddy was (adware), they're just a bit more subtle about it.

>>60290719
Bonzi buddy literally sold your passwords

>>60290753
Cortana literally sells your digital footprint. Don't get me wrong, I see the difference, I'm just highlighting the similarities.

>>60290718
Do not worry about us Slavs we wont steal anything other then your wife she will be on our Slav dicks at one point once they go with a Slav they don't go back

>>60290766
So is Siri.

They are more annoying than him.

Bonzi-kun had personality at least