Best programming language and why

Meme free?

JavaScript because it's 2017 gosh darn it

>>60277171
Crystal
It's like Ruby - the best scripting language - minus without all the dynamic garbage plus a bunch of metaprogramming facilities.

Klossy?

That's a good reason to lift.

Rust

How do I join Klossy's Koding Kamp?

>>60277171
Shieeeet, I lift for Klossy, too.

>>60277171
Linux

>>60277171
>Low level stuff?
C
>Complicated stuff with good performance?
C++
Haskell
>Complicated stuff with strong sense for security?
Java
>Learning programming/making scripts.
Python
>Homefully great in future?
D

>>60277242
>Java security

>>60277237
>KKK

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>>60277171
Swift, of course.

Also, Taytay >>> KK

>>60277242
>Low level stuff?
Arc
>Complicated stuff with good performance?
Common Lisp
Elisp
>Complicated stuff with strong sense for security?
Clojure
>Learning programming/making scripts.
Scheme
>Hopefully great in future?
Racket

Someone post pic of Klossy for atmosphere.

>>60277283
found the lisp fuccboi

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>>60277284

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>>60277242
>Shitkell
>Performance
I zozzled

>>60277350
Funfact: "klossmajor" is synonymous with idiot in Scandinavia

>>60277242
D's already pretty great

>>60277350
I love her.

How long does it take to learn a language if you have no prior experience, Realistically.

>>60277348
was the search tough?

>>60277171
from the more superior to the less, everything non metioned is meme tier not worth learning.


Coq
Idris
Haskell
Rust
Heavy template use abstract C++ programming.

>>60277350
I want to spit and cum on her face

>>60277274
Man Ruby is truly shit. Whats the point of Swift anyway, if it cannot even outperform a VM language like Java and consumes only a little bit less memory? Why not just code Java? The Java ecosystem is far superior. I thought Swift was supposed to trade blows with C and Rust, but apparently not. Seems completely useless then.

>>60277496
The point of Swift is to tie developers and apps tightly to IOS and make it hard to port them to other platforms

>>60277283
Found the NEET.

If you want Job, learn PHP, Java or Javascript

>>60277496
>I thought Swift was supposed to trade blows with C and Rust, but apparently not. Seems completely useless then.
But it does you fucking moron.

>>60277592
Sure doesnt look like it from that pic somebody posted, you fucking rude man

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Ada
its fast, reliable, secure, and can do basically anything c and c++ can and often better

>>60277283
this type of people enjoy putting stuff in ass
pencils
markers
sticks
toothbrushes
dildos

Scala
Haskell

>>60277749
I only put something up my ass once (a toothbrush) and it was because of a bet

>>60277242
>Low level stuff?
C
>Complicated stuff with good performance?
C++
>Complicated stuff with strong sense for security?
C
>Learning programming/making scripts.
Python
Lua
TCL
>Homefully great in future?
nim

C#

/thread

>>60277459
Found the theorist. What do you think of scala?

>>60278533
Tcl is a great little language that gets almost no publicity. Glad to see it mentioned in here

>>60278674
I'm just an old fag,
it was unironically part of my curriculum.

>>60277402
Maybe great, but still unusable because no IDE, or large project using it

>>60277171
Please use Rust.

#!/bin/bash

>>60277459
this is the real shit

>>60277171
doggy bag

>>60278674
But why use it?

>>60280493
I use it because it does what I need it to do, and because I like it. Why would I not use it?

SML is very powerful

>>60277684
Unironically this

labview

program in 2d

>>60277237
Claim your a female (male) and get accepted

>>60277171
Combination of Rust and D

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>>60277284
There you go.

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I just stick together Turing machines tbqo

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>>60277171
DON'T YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT MY KLOSSY

>>60277350
>someday this pic will replace the Stallman pic in sticky
just imagine that

>>60280588
Why use it over another scripting language?

>>60277385
>box plot with logarithmic scale

>>60280145
>but still unusable because no IDE
Kill yourself

>Low level stuff?
C, Rust
>Complicated stuff with good performance?
Haskell, Erlang, Elixir
>Complicated stuff with strong sense for security?
Haskell, Erlang, Elixir
>Learning programming/making scripts.
Python
>Hopefully great in future?
Elm

>>60277350
Is it just me, or is her face a 5/10 at most? I don't find her pretty at all

>>60283658
/thread

>>60283761
<3

>>60277283
What a fag

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>>60277171
C/C++ + inline ASM
fast and powerful

>very small scripts
/bin/sh
>lowlevel
C
>anything else
OCaml

>>60284219
too bad it throws portability out the window unless you want to check for a million different macros

Go is because it's as easy to understand as python but beats the shit out of it in performance.


Since Go and C can interoperate, there is no reason not to use Go.

Java and C++ codebases are always a huge mess.

>>60284357
>portability
all I ever program is specific niche applications.

>>60277385
That doesn't make sense. C++ should have 0 overhead over C unless you're comparing apples to oranges in terms of program structure.

Question here:

What is the simplest yet most versatile programming language one can learn? I need something to devote my time to. I am talking about the Mosin Nagant of programming languages here. Reliability and simplicity.

>>60286247
C, I suppose

>>60284495
That and it doesn't even list what the program or programs are, which could wildly affect the benchmark. Intel Fortran should be faster than GCC C for just about everything that involves doing math. Using Fortran outside of math is fucking retarded and is the reason modern fortran is basically just single subroutines called by C.

>>60277564
Swift is open source and already ported to most systems

>>60286247
Python. No meme.

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Who /C/ and /Haskell/ here?

>>60284495
C++ written in C is pointless.

>>60286395
google the benchmark game

>>60277283
>There's a Lisp for that

>>60277385
Isn't that meme illegal?

>>60278533
C security is almost as much of a meme as Java security.

>>60280145
IDE's are only needed by people who don't know how to refactor.

>>60283658
>Elm
Isn't that the one that can't do basic arithmetic without network access?

>>60286401
That doesn't mean it has any serious usage on non-Apple platforms. It's literally known as "that Apple language", there really isn't any point to using it unless it can demonstrate clear advantages over the languages already in use on those platforms.

>>60277385
Should be a rule that you have to have
>*According to user submitted programs
On every post that has that.

Best academia languages vs best industry languages?

>>60277385

that chart is so bad, let me spruce it up with ggplot, toss me the data anon

R

>>60286569
>C++ written in C is pointless.
The advantages of C++ over C are generally not in the area of performance.

>>60277171

Go
> inb4 generics

Rust
> inb4 higher-kinded type

>>60286979
exactly, so writing C++ means slower code execution if you actually want to use C++ features