LOG IN YOUR COMPUTER AND STEP AWAY!

No.

>>60275974
So, you have something to hide?

>>60276015
I forgot my password

>>60276021
let me just take your harddrive.

>>60275958
Show me your fucking Windows activated badge, officer

Sure, just let me type this command into my terminal real quick

>>60275958
Sorry, I don't understand you. Did you mean "log into your computer and step away?"

I don't have to enter shit.
>you have to give us the password.
"I will not give you the password. I'm entitled to not self incriminate"
It's actually the password.

>>60276031
>*gives empty hard drive*
Nothing personel, kiddo.

>>60275958
Browsing history, you've been naughty,leave the lotion and get out of the room

You can't make me log into my computer. A key is protected by the fifth. You have to grant me immunity if you want into this shit.

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>>60275958
* logs secret password to turn computer intro bomb *

* stays away from computer *

>>60275958
Umm, what? I don't have any computer in this vehicle.

*logs in to homoerotically themed user*

>>60276015
>le nothing to hide maymay

>>60275958
go ahead sir, there is no password

>uses ssh client on phone to remotely shut down the PC just before the good stuff gets found

>implying I don't have magnetic hard drives
>implying I don't have a script to dd zero my entire
>implying I didn't rig a staples button to emp my entire room

>>60275958
Okay but it's pretty chilly today , let me just microwave it so your hands dont get cold senpai

>>60276031
Fine, it's useless to me since I also forgot the encryption key anyway.

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>>60275958
OK, one moment officer

>>60276031
Everything's on my cloud you silly rascal

>>60276031
I have a Chromebook officer

I use a command line officer. Good luck.

*remove rootfs from fstab*
There you go, officer.

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*logs in*
Okay, what next, officer?

>>60275958
Am I being detained?

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Sure officer

>types in wrong password on veracrypt boot screen
>wrong password displays custom "No boot disk found." message

Cop thinks my laptop has no OS and waves me forward.

>>60276031
>encrypted
oops

>>60276015
I literally am too poor to own a pc

>>60275958
Can you support this demand with a single warrant?

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NO TREAD

>>60276648
>>60281214
Encryption isn't an issue for law enforcement anymore with the invention of quantum computers.
Have fun in jail, pedo!

>>60281281
>What is symmetric key cryptography

hold up a second i got an sms
*ssh into computer*
*cat /dev/random > /dev/sda*

>>60281281
>they ask me to login
>i enter the killswitch password
>everything gets wiped
:^)

>>60281281
>implying i'm a pedo
>implying i don't just act suspicious to waste police time, money, and patience

>>60281194
>>60281294
>>60281304
>cop doesn't see windows desktop
>shotes you on the spot
Not the smartest move kids

>>60281310
>have a windows themed password entry screen in initramfs
Where is your god now?

>>60281281
>I have no Idea what quantum computing means: the post
>it's quantum so it's faster guise, it definitely can brute force strong encryption hehe

>>60281291
>>60281304
>>60281309
>>60281323
>>60281331
>Law mandates that all computers must have the latest version of either Windows or MacOS and you must be able to log in to your computer when an officer of the law asks you to
>Erase everything trying to be sneaky
>Get locked up for a minimum of 25 years
The future is bleak for pedos.

>>60281309
This.

>>60281304
>killswitch password
>not alternative boot password to keep up plausible deniability.

>>60281347
>>Law mandates that all computers must have the latest version of either Windows or MacOS
Shouldn't have voted macron

>>60281347
>log into a Windows desktop while wiping my disk
Oops

>>60281366
>being gay
wew

>>60281347
>>Law mandates that all computers must have the latest version of either Windows or MacOS
wtf? is this real?

>>60281413
Hope its not or ill be fucked...

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>>60275958
Fine bro, get ready for anime, fisting porn, creampie gangbangs, dogging, glory holes and anime. You might need a towel. Anything else officer?

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>>60276015

oh my, do /g/ actually have things like child porn that's really mean you shouldn't do that

>>60285116
Statistically, the odds are against an individual /g/uy being a pedophile AND acting on that.

We're all for heavy, heavy encryption though on moral grounds. States should be scrutinized and spied on by citizens, not the other way around.

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>>60275958
I'd like to see the cop struggle as he tries to figure out xfce for hours only to find that I only have adult porn of anime girls. top kek

>>60281413
Are you a fucking retard of course it isn't real.

>>60275958
it's updating tho

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Key_disclosure_law#United_States

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deniable_encryption

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>Can you please turn on your computer for me? Thank you.
>Sir, this isn't Windows or Mac. Why is this all text? Excuse me.
>Code 542. We're going to need a specialist here.
>I'm afraid you won't be making your flight. Come with me.

Sure officer, just give me your contact details so the company I work for can sue you for corporate espionage, and I can sue you when I loose my job.

>>60286867
>loose

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>>60283460