FBI Trojan or Joke?

>>60253615
Trojan

>CDC
FEMA DEATH CAMPS

>>60253629
Spoken with authority and confidence. (((They))) can't be that dumb right? And is HP this bad with optics?

Wish I was at my computer. I'd check to see if I have it too.

>>60253661
>>60253615
I read about this online, and apparently It's some thing built into HP Windows 7 computers by default.
If your computer isn't HP then you should definitely be concerned.

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>>60253615
>When the alphabet agencies are too busy abusing H1B Visas so the pajeet of turn forgets to follow the design guidelines of the state oriented malware
Funny times we live in i tell you what

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>>60253615
Stop being a bad boy OP

upload the contents of CIA.ini and ChkFreeSize.vbs to pastebin.com

don't double-click the .vbs one, right click and Edit

In case of a national emergency, FEMA will take control over roads, media, natural resources and Armed Forces. They don't report to the President until the end of the emergency is declared. That is for "efficiency".

They also have plans to arrest and send to detention camps over 5 million Americans, mostly immigrants, but also anyone the FBI has been watching.

"FBI" is file-based installer.
"CIA" is Compaq Insight Agent.
"BadBoyList" is probably a malware blacklist.
Notice that the "for investigations" refers to a logs directory - meaning an audit trail for investigations into security breaches/cracks/etc.

Government-level intelligence agencies are not this stupid guys

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Windows, is in fact, NSA/Windows, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, NSA plus Windows. Windows is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another expensive component of a fully functioning Spy system made useful by the NSA core-spyware, reverse shell utilities and vital keylogging components comprising a full botnet as defined by Gen. J. Clapper.

Many computer users run a modified version of the botnet system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of spyware which is widely used today is often called “Windows”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the NSA system, developed by the NSA. There really is a Windows, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Windows is the cover: the program in the system that hides the spying resources from the other programs that you run. The cover is an essential part of a botnet, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete botnet. Windows is normally used in combination with the NSA spyware: the whole system is basically botnet with Windows added, or NSA/Windows. All the so-called “Windows” versions are really versions of NSA/Windows.

>>60254200
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>>60254200
Whatever you say, agent Smith.

>>60254200
For you

check the bottom of the device for thermite paint

>>60254020
JC Denton?