>select all the mountains and hills until there none left

>select all the store fronts
>HOW MANY DO I HAVE TO SELECT
>long ass loading animation

>>60233649
>select all the mountains and hills until moaning commences
Fixed that for ya.

>select all gas stations

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>Select all vehicles
>select all the street signs instead

>>60233697
This so much. The last one always takes the longest to load.

>select all gas stations
>Select all store fronts

W H Y

>search for "skull trumpet" in google
>next captcha is about trumpets

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>mfw this thread
>not using legacy captchas
Good pleb bait, OP.

>not supporting 4chan

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>select lakes
>selects all cars by mistake

>>60234356
This shit happens to me too often

>>60233649
There's no captcha on 4kev.org
Just sayin'

>select all store front
>only disguised warehouses to choose from
>cant tell which buildings are fake
>cant retaliate against nk nuke launch
>berger nation wiped by squints
>skynet wins

google playing the long con

>>60233649
>not using legacy captcha

Fuck those stupid pictures I just want to shippost

Seriously you guys need to understand how much work it is to run this site. Hard, thankless work. Just purchase a pass.

>>60234665
Make me, feggt

>>60234665
I don't want my financial information associated with 4chan

>>60233649
and lost connection

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>>60233649
select all gas stations

>>60233649
>filling out captchas

lmao poorfags

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>Brushed Aluminium

I just reload until the blue button says "Verify" instead of "Next" and if one of the squares dissappear, I reload again until it doesn't. Fuck training Google's AI.

>>60234378
i do it in the settings but it doesnt fucking work anymore

>>60234378
>>60234400
>>60234629
>>60234713

You can't just enable legucy on sites outside of 4chan

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>>60233649
>use a non-standard browser
>picture takes 15 seconds to be replaced with a new one
>last image is replaced with a store front 8 times in a row

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>select all the images with street signs
>Click some, ignore most signs
>Verified
>Mfw

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>>60237507
>first try: fail, even though there is only one sign and I got the right box
>second try: pass, but I didn't even click on any sign

second go
>first try: fail
>second try: (it was the exact sign that I got wrong the first time) pass

>>60233649
Someone has to train the autonomous fighter jet AI.

>>60234237
>>Select all vehicles

i love this one, click anywhere and go on

>>60234356
>>60234407
the botnet is real

>select all vehicles
>it's a picture of the fucking freeway
>all squares contain car
>select all squares and continue
>please try again

>please select all lakes or rivers
>every picture takes several seconds to fade out and another 5-6sec to fade a new one in
>one square comes up rivers 9 times in a row
>Connection Error: Could not connect to ReCaptcha

>>60234237
>>60234378
>mfw it works anyways

>Select all apartment buildings
>half of them are skyscrapers that look more like hotels or office buildings

>>60240787
Seriously, how the fuck are you even supposed to do those?

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>>60240635
> not refreshing the captcha as soon as you see it to get one that doesnt require multiple hits
> not using legacy capture

>>60240894
certainly not with a mobile

>>60237573
they always make you do exactly two

the first try is guaranteed failure for vehicles and signs

>>60235089
>since 2016
fag

>>60233649
>captcha

lmao

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>>60240787

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>>60233649
fuck me sideways

4chan Pass doesn't have this problem

I usually just click reload on bottom when it's "select until all gone" or "draw around the sign"

>tfw you click on the checkbox and it doesn't ask you a question even though you are a privacy nut

>>60235089

Indeed.

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>>60242707
>tfw select yourself
>tfw its assorted pictures of you and everyone you know

>>60233649
>see pictures of cars
>assume its asking for vehicles
>Select all street signs
and the classic
>complete captcha properly
>it asks for another
>takes a fucking year to load all the correct images

>...until there are none left
HOW ABOUT FUCKING NO, GOOGLE. SUCK ME.
*clicks refresh captcha button and gets that familiar "select all street signs" one with the cable box and the balloons*

>>60242683
"Draw around the sign" is fast and easy as fuck though. Its literally just connecting the dots into a shape

>>60244426
the first time, I thought I was supposed to draw around the sign.
They should just say mark the corners to make a convex hull around the sign.

Ever notice how when you sign out of your Google account and then sign back in, 4chan stops asking you for captchas for like 5 free posts, as if you just made your first post of the day? We're not posting anonymously, we're posting with our Google accounts

>Write this text
>Its the same text really frequently.

>>60244545
>Even having a fucking Google account
I bet you don't block google-analytics either.

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>>60233649
>select all numbers until there's none left

>>60244584
>Not having a throwaway account
The harder you try and hide from them, the harder the captchas get. The absolute worst is that ink-blot text captcha shit. Fails even when you get it right

Google shows me the same street sign over and over again. It's a yellow sign with a snakey road arrow on it. Why? I get is almost every time.

>>60244857
Yeah I see that over and over again too

Are we training the machines to become sentient by doing all these captchas

>>60234306
It's like like loading a website on fucking broadband

>>60244857
Am I supposed to select even those which the sign barely clips into?

>Ever doing the ones where you have to select until there are none left
waste of time. Just refresh it and get a normal captcha

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really makes you stream

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anyone ever gotten this one yet?

Google know how to make quality captcha

>>60244857
fucking desvio man, seen it very often too

>>60245072
Yeah, and the one where it asks you to select all horns but it also wants you to select saxophones

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>>60245120
those aren't even the weirdest ones
I saw this captcha and lost my shit

>>60245035
You don't have to usually but I do it just in case

>>60245168
You only see "hard" captchas like these if you try to hide from google's all-seeing eye

>>60245208
I was just using clover on the shitter

>mountains and hills
They usually just ask for mountains don't they?

I always get it wrong because I skip the hills.

Fuck that one.

>>60241097
Does that include the blades? Do the street signs include the poles? I'll never know because I've always had to do 8 of the fucking things per post.

>>60245168
>anti Pajeet captchas

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>he doesnt use v1

>>60244995
>Are we training the machines to become sentient by doing all these captchas

No. We are doing chink work but cheaper.

>>60242221
I've been getting this shit for the past week thanks to dynamic dns. Getting sick of it.

ree

>>60235723

This is the worst. It takes a good minute to finish these.

I'm so close to buying a piss at this point.

>using Clover

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>>60248082

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>>60233649
>select all the store fronts

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>tfw it took a few posts to notice that this topic isn't about SQL

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>>60233649
>selected image takes fifteen seconds to fade away completely
>another fucking mountain takes its place

Just use legacy captcha desu

>>60242221
>>60245490
At least they're solveable for you. They're not for me, I get three rounds of captchas and then 403'd.

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>>60233649
>he doesn't get the same captcha over and over again

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>>60245072
whoever thought of this captcha method should have their balls smashed with a sledgehammer.

>legacy captcha
>fill out the first word and use kike for the second

>3x3
>select only 2/3 squares, never the whole thing

stop helping those fucking kikes

>>60248637
The top one is a guinea pig, idiot.

>not tap all mountains

>>60234629
>>60234378
>>60240951
>>60248155
>>60248674
>using a keyboard

>>60249512
shitposter = phoneposter

I can't:t post a new threads as Clover said I forgot captcha, yet can reply to threads using captcha just fine. What do?

>>60249846
>phone
>keyboard
get out of here

>>60244857
Are u trying to trigger me?

>>60233649
>select all the house numbers until there are none left
>takes like 50 clicks to cycle through them all
>finally done
>"you solved the captcha wrong"

I hope the guy who came up with this input method got murdered by his coworkers a week later.

>>60235688
>outside of 4chan
lol