/csg/ Chink Shit General

why the fuck would you even chink tea what a god damn retard

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Tea anon here. Pic is from before my steroid injection. I still don't think it's the tea because i haven't had any for a good 4 days now and I still get hives in the morning. Plus, it just flared out of nowhere. They just told me I'll probably be dischatged tomorrow. I'm gonna take it easy and stay away from tea for a week and see if it's anything else that's triggering it. Guess we will find out if it's the tea if I reintroduce it after a week and nothing happens.

>>60217414
full refund? even if i don't intend on shipping it back?

and is a cellphone video evidence enough of them not working or are the chinks gonna want DNA evidence so they don't have to pay me back 10 bucks?

>>60217567
I thought it was the fact that I got stung by a nettle the other day but they say it's probably too far long ago for it to have an effect now.

inb4 tea anon literally kills himself

>>60217567
Try some chink coffee next. If they have any

>>60210414
Not on yurop amazon

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>my Topre clone keyboard won't arrive before I leave for uni this Saturday

J U S T

>>60217567
> i haven't had any for a good 4 days now and I still get hives in the morning

Sometimes this shit just gets triggered by something and doesn't go away. When I was a kid, I had a massive allergic reaction to some anti fungal shit and could barely walk or hold a spoon for *months* because my hands and feet were covered in blisters and abscesses.

>>60217770
I think it was the nettle sting on the weekend desu, I felt itchy as fuck that night. Then it subsidied before this all happened.

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The chinks are aware of the sick maymay.

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Some chink instruments I've been using.

The thermometer and manometer are very well made and seem to be accurate. But the mechanical flow meter is a piece of shit because its float gets stuck at the bottom all the time and you have to kick the tube to get a reading.

So my KZ HDSE shitted itself and won't charge anymore, the battery has gone from 6hrs to 0.5h anyway so I guess it's time has came. Please recommend me another Bluetooth earphones with reliable battery and decent sound quality.

Why the hate for Zircons? I have a lots of chink iems and Zircons are the best

Considering buying an Mi5s. Searches say it may work with some LTE bands in america. Does anybody have experience with LTE and this phone?

>>60217988
Because KZ ATEs exist

>>60217988
My Zircon pair literally just died after I picked them up two days ago.
Shit first impression.

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>>60217904
kek

>>60217904
wait, but that's literally what they were made for

>>60218000
It'll only get 3G, it's missing all the important LTE bands. Get one of the LeEco phones, they have full support for US LTE bands.

>>60217937
Can you use it as a penis enlarger?

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>>60218182
Only if you want a long but very thin penis.

>>60217496
>Tea anon is hospitalized
reminder that chink tea, which is most tea anyway, isn't notably toxic
https://pastebin.com/HHesBE36

Are there any good chink stereo speakers? I just want to connect them to my PC and listen to some shit on spotify, i'm no audiofool

>>60218325
Yeah doubt it was the tea if it only surfaced just now

>>60218325
That's assuming that you actually get tea and not dried cicuta.

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Hospital anon update. They moved me out of the shared ward to my own room. Guess I'm stable enough now. Not bad at all tbqh.

>>60218408
is this the new chink weed meme? Dying via chink tea anon meme

>>60218348
Get a chink amplifier, hook it to your PC and then get some cheap bookshelf speakers from goodwill/charity shops/craigslist, 1000x better and cheaper. Look better too, can't beat some 70s/80s designs.

>>60218408
socialized healthcare at work folks
How much would a stay like this end up costing in the US
enough that your only option is chinkshit for the rest of your life

>>60218408
Are you browsing on phone data or hospital wifi?

Speedy recovery anyhow m80

>>60218408
Wait, so you ordered chinese tea and had to go to the hospital?

>>60218468
>cheap bookshelf speakers from goodwill/charity shops/craigslist
Don't live in burgerland but I'll look around for those.

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>>60218408
>getting an individual hospital room when you have little more than a rash

And you limeys have the gall to complain that the country is ruined due to brexit/pakis/whatever

>>60218495
Thanks anon
I'm just using my mobile 4G

>>60218408
was it an allergic reaction or what?

>>60218525
I'm britbong and found some dirt cheap ones on ebay and the local salvation army, it's always worth a look

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>>60218408
Lights off, comfy room service button

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Anyone know where I can cop a similar watch without the stupid Ulzzang logo?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/ULZZANG-Men-Watch-Top-Fashion-Brand-Male-Real-Leather-Strap-Large-Dial-Waterproof-Clock-Business-Sapphire/32797040794.html

>>60218549
Sup comfy

>>60218543
It was but they never found out what caused it
>>60218516
I think it was a nettle sting more likely but tea is the meme explanation
>>60218445
Not living the full csg experience until you do

>>60218032
Mine is still good after nearly a year

>>60218015
Meh

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*unzips katana*
http://s.aliexpress.com/Bje2mQJf

>>60218568
Don't buy those nasty dogshit """minimalist""" watches, you'll look like a douchebag

All this tea stuff considered, is the anon who bought the chink chicken snack and soup still alive?

>>60218673
It's a pretty common style, what's wrong with it? I think it only looks "douchy" if it's oversized, and this one is 35mm. I'm looking for something a bit more understated, without Arabic numerals.

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5 day delivery coming to the Netherlands

>>60218776
How quick is amazon for you guys. It looks like they are about to get fucked.

>>60218153
Le Pro 3 is tempting, but reviews say it needs polish + No headphone jack
I might just get a North American OnePlus 3T. Anyone know if I can get an NA model from chinkland?

>>60218841
The Le phones come with a 3.5mm adapter like the iPhone 7, it's not supposed to be too big of a deal. Still a pain though.

>>60218812
To my experience amazon.de is about the same. Difference is the guarantee that you dont have to pay import taxes or fees, if you order from amazon.

>>60218812
>>60218946
I think Amazon is serving a different market, mainly books and higher-value branded items.

>>60217937
are you making bombs bro

>>60218752
Manlet

Best international chinkphone for T-mobile and European towers? I am travelling and want a phone I can use in USA as well as overseas.

>>60218400
you have to be an idiot to no difference the two
>>60218408
can i get your chinkshit when you die?

>>60219066
Joinee Cukc 2 with global ROM

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This part of the hospital can pass as a hotel desu

>>60219040
>big minimalist watch
>douchebag!
>small simple watch
>manlet!
medium = douchebag manlet?

>>60219123
protip: only faggots use watches in this day and age

>>60219101
stop liveblogging your hospital stay

>>60218593
well, how was the tea?

Get stung by nettle while sipping chink tea, go to britbong hospital, survive, become a csg meme

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>>60219130

>>60219154
if only he was using his eiosai while stung
if only

>>60219144
leave the lad alone

i enjoy his updates

>>60219148
Golden Needle puerh was totally worth. Makes you feel really relaxed and comfy.

>>60219101
But I'm chink so it's csg

>>60219084
>$500+ for a chinkphone

explain

>>60219170
If I ever rush myself to hospital again, I'm taking my KZ ATEs with me

>>60219066
LeEco Le Max 2 (X820) has all bands needed for US and Europe: B1/2/3/4/5/7/8/12/17/20/25/26

T-Mobile uses 2, 4, 12, most of Europe 3, 7, 20

I wanna know how chink chicken snack anon is holding up
How about the chink mangosteen anon?

>>60219199
>explain
stupidity, cheapness

>>60219223
Chink mangosteen anon is still alive, he's in the discord often

>>60219199
>>60219225
>buy chink phone
>it explodes violently as you sip your chink tea
>call 999 with your spare xiaomi
>get a comfy room
>becomes csg patient #2

>>60219257
>FBI raids your house while you're at the hospital
>finds CP (chinese porn) on your Drevo X1 SSD, but nothing else
>SWAT team steals your autism spinner and PERSONAL MASSAGER on the way out out of spite

>>60219130
BL here, can confirm

>>60218993
I got my cheap chinese mechanical keyboard from amazon instead of ali. The import fee and tax wouldve made it more expensive if I ordered from ali.

>>60217567
they did abgs? sucks, man

>>60219364
I've ordered about 90 things from China and never once had import fee or customs tax. They always lie on their declarations. The only way to get busted is paying extra for DHL or expensive courier, then customs know it's something valuable because you want it Sanic fast.

>>60219385
are you american? we don't pay import fees
I buy from amazon.co.jp, they don't lie in the forms, there's no import fees unless the item has a certain value (wanna hear horror stories about it though? /o/ has em)

>>60219385
I'm dutch, I've only had to pay import taxes and fees once for my seiko SKX007 from Japan. One other time when I order fake rosheruns from ali I got a letter saying I had to pay tax+fees or had my order destroyed. I ignored the letter and received the shoes anyway.
But still, to be safe, when I order anything above 22 euros I check amazon or any other dutch site first.

>>60216712

Battery life is great. With regular use it takes around 3-4 weeks to run the battery down.

>>60219027
No, more like the reverse actually

>>60217904
Mate FastTech have a huge range of spinners.

>>60218408
What hospital you in lad? I'll come visit you

>>60217496
What does /g/ think of Japan copying Alibaba's c2c platform and expanding to the US and Europe?

>>60219206
Those are shit

Will these kill my monitor?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/LED-Night-Light-String-DC5V-With-USB-Port-Cable-50CM-1M-2M-3M-4M-5M-USB/32700825115.html

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Would drinking a lot of chink tea kill me? This seems like a realistically good way to suicide.

>>60219512
wow here's another thing i didn't know i needed

neat

should be fine, LEDs don't really get hot

>>60219512
Enjoy the current modifying backdoor that burns down your television as the Chinese please

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Seller has not responded to the dispute. Will I automatically win?

>>60219563
drinking for two years now, so no

How close to the 'must ship before this date or else refund' line do the chinks normally go? I ordered a note 4 global almost a month ago and it still hasnt been marked shipped, theres only a few days left. What the fuck happens then? Do I need to screencap anything to pepper my angus? Am I getting chinked?

>>60219633
yes nigga you had been C H I N K E D

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>>60219563
Tea hospital anon here. No.

>>60219633
>Am I getting chinked?

do you even have to ask

>>60219589
probably

>>60219491
Like how?

>>60219396
nope britbong, I got hit with fees when ordering from japan once (a PS4 controller) and so I avoid it mostly, chinks always declare packages as a gift and at low value so no issues so far

>>60219659
so what else have you been doing with your time besides posting here?

has it been boring?

>>60219633
Aliexpress btw

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>>60219144
it's not like he has much else to do

>>60219734
I'm a student and part time NEET anyway, only difference is that I have have my phone. It's actually refreshing to be away from home for a little while.

>>60219791
*have only

I've been asleep on and off throughout the past few days so it feels like I'm floatng through time

>>60219633
up to hours before time expires

>>60219727
I'm a crossposter from a different board
there's a dude from Argentina who said that he can't get a bunch of different things through their country's equivalent of Amazon, so if you break, for example, your leather shoe laces, you're fucked
so I offered to eat the cost and mail him something (as a gift), and he said that Argentina charges ~$35 plus 50% the value of the item as import costs, to encourage people to purchase goods in their own country
could be worse!

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anyone have firsthand experience with chink casio digital watches?

>>60219903
doesn't that sort of defeat the point of owning a casio?

they're iconic because of the brand name and reliability, and they're not even that expensive to begin with

>>60219943
I have legit Casios also but I like the idea of a $2 disposable watch, fun to hydromod and etc

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>>60219903
don't bother, mine had shit metal and lost 30 minutes a day

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>>60219957
>pic

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>>60218480
>be amerifat
>government finds out you've been drinking chink tea
>chink tea qualifies as a pre existing condition
>can't get insurance
>chink tea effects start to kick in
>step into hospital, get waiting room bill
>try to talk to receptionist, get conversation bill
>go bankrupt and die
>family gets biohazard removal bill

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>>60219974
>reading the filename in 2017

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>>60218445

>tfw chink weed guy is also chink tea guy

>>60219701
Hopefully. What will happen tomorrow if he hasn't responded?

>>60220053
I can read the filename, Dingus. I just wanted more information. What do you like/dislike, is it actually good, problems, drawbacks, materials, etc.

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Chinks won't send because I didn't spend enough at their store. The fuck is this?

>>60218480
in america, he would've been on med surg in a semiprivate room; instead, OP said he had to be in a unit with a bunch of other patients (probably more like an ER overflow are, with not much privacy for each person.)
his hospital stay probably would have been shorter
it would have been more expensive, except that a young healthy person isn't going to rack up a bankrupting hospital bill

>>60220179
>you are our good friend

aww

you better buy some more seeds

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>>60220038
>be american
>sign up for affordable care act in my state
>no co pay no premium
>3 clinics, dentist, hospital all within walking distance

Basically if you can't afford health insurance you get it free in the US, doesn't matter if you had a pre-existing condition or not.

>>60220179
Try making tea with it

>>60220179
Is that weed?

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>>60220068
I am not Outsider REEEE

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>>60220296
Nah man its hemp

>>60220287
With the seeds?

>>60220240
Maybe, thinking I'll buy like $3 and throw seeds all over the parks

>>60220310
Mint tea is a thing and chink tea is trendy right now

>>60220310
Will you get high if you smoke it?

>>60220361
no

>>60220187
>more expensive
It's technically free as a britbong since everyone living comfily pays tax anyway

>>60220414
Then why buy it

>>60219257
Kek
>>60219293
Kill yourself

200pcs Rose seeds, Rare exotic seeds Chinese Rose Flower Seeds for home garden plants ,24 colors
http://s.aliexpress.com/FR3Mr6Jf
(from AliExpress Fuschia)

Is this legit??

>>60220466
Don't buy fucking rose seeds its a pain in the ass to grow roses from seeds you need to keep them in a greenhouse for a few years before you replant them as a decorative bush/vine.

>>60220250
If hospitals weren't getting bailed out by the government for unpaid bills, or weren't running on razor-thin profit margins and simply accepting that they will be unpaid or underpaid for the services they provide, then they'd shut down pretty quickly.
If ACA gets repealed, hospitals will start closing, since hospitals completely redesigned their business models so that they CAN operate on a razor-thin profit margin within the confines of the ACA. most ritzy hospitals in fancy suburbs are running on 3% profit margins, while many community and inner-city hospitals are losing millions of dollars a year.

Lowering re-hospitalizations, CAUTIs, MDROs, catheter infections, falls, errors, and patient dissatisfaction; improving patient outcomes; and modernizing the charting system; it'll all disappear, those are all ACA mandates, and there's no incentive to help people if there isn't money to be made, unfortunately

Then we'll have to go back to waiting in line at a free clinic (this time it'll be 4x as long)
Or going to an ER and being sent home while still sick, since we'll go back to having waiting lists to get admitted to hospitals. Not to mention the fact that the nursing and doctor shortage is going to reach pandemic proportions in a few years, and if there's no money for them to be made in healthcare, what's the incentive in staying in the work? There will literally be a one million nurse shortage here in 15 years time, by conservative estimations
I'm not a future I'm looking forward to, and it's just gonna get worse if they actually get that repeal passed

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i saw some people asking about the fake amiibos in the last few threads, so now i'm here to spoonfeed you.

buy NTAG215 stickers, cards, keychains, whatever. make sure it's 215 and not 216 or 213 even if the seller says they'll work with amiibo. i bought these to test:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/10pcs-NTAG215-NFC-Forum-Type-2-Tag-for-All-NFC-Mobile-Phone-NFC-Card/32792590468.html
and have these on the way to make more after my successful first batch:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Free-Shipping-50pcs-Lot-NTAG215-NFC-Cards-NFC-Forum-Type-2-Tag-13-56MHz-ISO-IEC/32802097835.html

install TagMo on your nfc-capable android device. i had to use 2.3.2 instead of the latest, so try a few.
https://github.com/HiddenRambler/TagMo/releases

download one or both of these sets of amiibo rips; the first link is for fresh, new-from-box rips and the second link is for maxed out data, for things like wolf link's hearts in botw. tagmo will ask you for the key file when you start it up for the first time.
#F!eVdElApS!4Welk-C81tDvCNcgta1v2g
#F!jU9VkKTa!sw2MLQ6vodu549yTGs_Luw

load the .bin in tagmo, select write(auto), and put your NTAG215 on the back of your device. easy.

i also have custom printed stickers coming with art for each amiibo. i made a custom order with this guy:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Customized-Card-Stickers-85-60-53-98mm-DIY-Picture-Logo-Print-Glossy-Surface-Photo-Credit-Cards/32706334542.html
and i'll let you know how they are when they arrive.

>>60220495
thanks drumpf!

>>60220495
I've never been uninsured I don't know what a free clinic is.

>>60220543
Actually I take that back I did have one uninsured ER trip but I didn't pay the bill and they never tried to collect the money and it isn't on my credit history lol.

>>60220558
so poor people go to the ER a few times, realize that they are going to have their lives ruined by the debt they've accrued, and ask the hospital social worker what they should do next time they're sick
they are referred to free clinics where they can buy meds cheap, get labwork done, and see doctors

>>60220515
go and drink chink tea, sandeep

NEW CHINK SSD MEMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZaaX4xOWiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfUDVHKTTd8

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Drevo-X1-Series-60GB-240GB-480GB-SSD-2-5-inch-Solid-State-Drive-SATA3-Read-550MB/32739455029.html

>>60220593
Yeah I think those places still charge money they just use a sliding scale, you end up paying more there then you would with ACA coverage.

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>>60220613
>Nicolas11x12TECHX

>>60220666
He is comprehensive and he makes many daily sacrifices to Le Dark Lord

How long does a chink shit cd-r last hmmm

>>60220757
As long as your mom

>>60219659
Have you tried jerking off? Are hospital nurses qt? I heard that in some cases nurses will help relieve someone if they are hospitalized for a long time.

>>60220917
Better yet, ask for visitors to bring in chink shit sex doll

>>60219364
which keyboard?

>>60221270
https://www.amazon.com/DREVO-Tyrfing-87-Key-White-Backlit-Wired-Mechanical-Keyboard-Brown-Switch-Black/dp/B01N4A2IGN
Im sure there are better options though

>>60220515
ordered a 50 pack last night, going to keep 33 for myself and just make a botw 17 amiibo set to sell on craigslist to cover the costs

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Ordered a 32x48 inch custom poster. Does anybody knows what size in pixels would be recommended for the image file? Kate doesn't really help that much

>>60221376
Is it fabric? You can get away with pretty low resolutions. 3000x2000 should be more than enough if you follow their 3:2 recommendation.

Can you trust USB devices to not have malicious firmware? It's scary to think anything USB has both a CPU and memory controller

So anyone could fetch one of this?

https://www.banggood.com/en/Teclast-98-32G-MediaTeK-MT6753-Octa-Core-10_1-Inch-Android-6_0-Tablet-PC-p-1147427.html

>Sale started just 4 minutes ago
>In the first ten seconds there were none available

Is this a chinese scam?

>>60221509
Russians with scripts to auto-buy shit always get all the goodies.

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why are women such whores /csg/?

uhhh shit so since my zircon pair ended up being broken garbage, what do you guys recommend?
i'm tempted to get the KZ ZST
at this point i don't even mind buying it from amazon so i don't have to wait a month for shipping

>>60221535
>all russians and ukranians
why are eastern europeans such whores you mean

>>60221669
VJJB N1s detachables
WRZ X7
Swing DIY IE800

is the redmi note 4 chink phone better than the samsung j5?

>>60221376
>>60221485
>3000x2000 should be good, the higher the better

>>60221669
Don't fall for the zst hype, that piece of shit hurts your ears with the sound signature. They're also way too big to stay if your ears comfortably, they stick out about a centimetre.

>>60221835
Got any recommendations, then? I heard the ATE is also good, but at this point I just want something good, nice looking, and more than 3 months durable.

>>60221858
HLSX 808
Sendiy M2
Tennmak Crazy Cello
Tk Maples

>>60221485
>>60221830
thanks, have a good day

>>60219957
Are SKMEI good or what?
>>60219903
They're terrible, avoid at all costs.

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>>60217567
>Don't buy anything you put in your body
Read the sticky

>>60220543
>>60220558
Go away tripfag.

Can I use my kz ate with one of these? Is it compatible? https://www.aliexpress.com/item//32802108860.html

>>60221751
please help /csg/ gibe me a comparison between the galaxy j7 and the redmi note 4

>>60217496
>>60217904
What is a good cheap autism spinner, are metal one better then plastic ones? Is the plastic abs or pbt?

>>60222336
I don't have one but I'd assume metal is better because more mass.

>>60217496
>Tea anon is hospitalized after a bad allergic reaction from one of his Chinese teas
Is it because Westerners have too much toxins in their veins that cleansing them causes chemical reactions in the body?

>>60222459
Yes. They sell thosethose detox footpads from TV on Ali for 1/20 the price

I know chink sizes are way smaller than Western fits (am an Amerifat), but is there anywhere I can get some nice threads?

>>60218528
It's called medical care, something that Yanks wouldn't understand.

>>60220250
And in the UK you get healthcare, not insurance.

Americans have a weird way of looking at things. They don't want medical care, they want insurance.

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Got a autism spinner and a hand eye coordination ball. Spinner is fine for the price. Glad I didn't pay $10+. Ball is well made and does the job. It's tricky though.

>>60223185
>Hand eye coordination ball
What do you do with this?

>>60223249
Autism ball

>>60217904
How new are you

>>60221956
holy shit this is a comfy board

>>60220179
Me mum's a gardener and bought seeds from Ali this year; got that same copypasta from the seller but gave in and bought more seeds. Ali seed sellers are sketchy man. Lots of photoshopped plant pics with impossible claims (blue tomatoes, blue watermelons, etc) and they just send you normal tomato and watermelon seeds. Half the seeds she planted didn't sprout and the other half never got mailed. They know that by the time the plants are grown and you see it's fake it's too late to file a dispute.

>>60217719
What keyboard did you get senpai

>>60223185
Holy shit is the Autism Ball the new Autism Spinner?

>>60223473
where i get the blue watermellon seeds

>>60223185
new autism meme in the making?

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>>60223540
That product rating though.

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>>60223185
>unironically folding balls
>that image resolution
learn2resize

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>>60223596
just got mine!

>>60221739
>>60221931

for those interested in the prices of each of those:

>HLSX 808 ~30$
Sendiy M2 ~44$
>Tennmak Crazy Cello ~50$
Tk Maples ~23$
>VJJB N1s detachables ~26$
WRZ X7 ~ 15$
>Swing DIY IE800 ~ 12$

>>60223610
>buying seeds from china
enjoy bringing an invasive species into your local ecosystem because you got a pack of random Chinese weeds and grass

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>>60222146
>Don't buy anything you put in your body
Should I be worried about the urethral penis plug I ordered?

>>60223654
why did you get 37?

>>60223630
No thanks. You cannot justify buying and trying them when you can buy crowd and time-proven memes for less.

>>60217496
anyone ordered from zapals? they have some good deals but i can't find much info.

>>60223610
Oh lord.
Good luck with your rainbow watermelon garden.

>>60223692
go buy the kz zs3 then if you want a meme, or rock zikron.

>>60223654
Is that the one you ordered?
I ordered a surgical stainless steel beaded sounding rod.
It's p nice.

>>60217567
Shoulda bought from yunnan sourcing instead, at least they are respectable chinks.

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Damn epacket has been taking forever lately. I almost thought that my package was lost in transit forever.

Epacket being slower than usual for anyone else?

>>60223716
Yea. I want to start with something soft and short. True reason I bought it tho is according to stats I looked up my urethral opening diameter is below average, and I don't want to have a girlish pee stream anymore.

>>60223668
37 is the amount the store has sold ya dingus.

>>60223827
the implication being that you bought 37
it was a joke
I'll stop =(

>>60223837
you're not even supposed to be here today

I'm planning on getting Xiami Redmeme note 4.
Should I get mediatek or snapdragon?

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>>60223759
>Epacket being slower than usual for anyone else?
Yes. Holy hell yes.

>>60223847
holy shit
I had to google that

>>60223883
Snapdragon for sure, you can root it and install another rom

Bought a cheap mechanical keyboard. In the description it mentions that it uses "Xinda" switches but I just checked mine and it the switches say "GlobalUnion"
Anyone ever heard of these switches?
This is the keyboard
aliexpress.com/store/product/RENAULT-104-Keys-Mechanical-Keyboard-Blue-Switch-6-Color-Rainbow-Backlit-Gaming-Keyboard-for-PC-Game/1761394_32787601030.html

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how will the chinks explain to their children how they spent their years selling fake titty seeds to retarded americans in order to pay for their education

Is Xiaomi Mi5 worth it for $212?

Or should I wait for a while more and it will go below $200?

>>60223951
those particular Chinese people are practically illiterate and have resorted to hustling online in lieu of getting their limbs cut off in factories
their kids will join the military

>>60223905
First, unlock the bootloader.

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the white man will buy anything

>>60223987
joining the chinese military is considered the goal there, for non merchants.

>>60223756
I did buy from Yunnan Sourcing though

>>60224100
I thought you were that guy that bought cakes from taobao.

>>60223716
does inserting something is your pee pee feel good ?

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>Chinks selling Castor Bean seeds (ricin plant, deadly)
>labeled as “medicinal use“

>>60224226
Assisted suicide is a medical procedure anon

>>60223847
>37! MY BOYFRIEND STUCK 37 PLUGS IN HIS DICK!

>>60224226
So how cost effective would this be, that looks like a pretty good price

>>60224226

Castor oil has medical uses.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castor_oil

Why so uninformed?

>>60223893
I wonder what the hell is going on at NY customs? It seems both of our packages have been "lost" for a few weeks than suddenly appeared around the exact same time. It's not like there's bad weather or anything in that area.

Packages that I got with the slowest airmail shipping have been delivered faster.

>>60224226
wtf do you know how many castor beans you'd need to eat to die from ricin poisoning
you can also die from drinking bleach or gasoline or too much water, maybe edgy chinese sites should sell that shit too

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>>60224245
Well I know that. But you're not going to press castor oil at home with a few plants' worth of beans.

They're also labeling it as “Cherry TOMATO fruits“ for some reason.

>>60224289
>It is reported that as few as 5 beans is enough to kill an adult human. Fewer beans will kill a child.

http://www.gardenmyths.com/castor-beans-are-they-poisonous/

>>60224308
You know that bonsai seeds are just regular ass seeds right? Bonsai plants are just plants grown to be small. You can make a bonsai out of any old sapling outside.

>>60224340
What's your point? I didn't say anything about bonsai.

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Hi guyse
I'm looking for a mouse. I need good quality buttons and a durable wheel. A decent sensor would be nice too.
JD112 looks good, but I'm not so sure. Should I just go for the western (aka non-chink) mice?

>>60224441
Depends on your budget. For up to $20, buy chink. JamesDonkey is good.

>>60224124
Must be someone else

>>60224269
>Handling of international mail at JFK airport in New York is currently experiencing a heavy backlog. The backlog will delay mail delivery from Finland to the United States. Unfortunately, our Customer Service cannot see any further information on the shipments and is unable to expedite the mail delivery.

This notification has been floating around for coupe of days in my post office website

>order bulk from alibaba
>planning to make the same order again
>''prices have gone up because of material costs''
yeah sure, i bet the chinks are trying to jew me with this conveniently timed price increase

Are there any noteworthy chink phones with a 1440p screen and a battery that actually lasts the whole day?

have some leftover cash in paypal. what should i buy and from what site?

>>60224742
Get a new account and buy the same. Prices do go up and down, you know that, right?

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>>60225392
forgot ss

>>60225329
>1440p
>battery
pick one (actually you're retarded for going past full hd on any portable device)

>>60225442
http://www.gearbest.com/zone-deals.html

>>60225515
>bunch of useless crap
no thanks.

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>>60225442
I think the obvious answer is buttplug.

Also OP I'm >>60210226 , Angel eyes are basically circles with light that appear like the glowing things above angels' heads, hence the name. Took me the whole day, had to go to my mechanic cuz I didn't have the proper tool and I cut myself at least 10 times. Final result is pic related, feels good senpai.

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I have a chink fidget cube and it is SHIT! Are fidget spinners any better? If so, recommend me one

>>60225556
Wow, useless and a faggot.

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>>60221535
This guy posts interesting feedback

>>60225779
>finland
ebin

>>60221535
Why would you buy shitty cheap thongs from chinkland? Wouldn't you want nice underwear that feels great and doesn't fall apart? Do their 3rd world shit hole of a country not allow the sale or distribution of thongs?

>>60225836
not sure where u from but in my country local markets are full of ali shit. when you buy from ali you cut the middleman. no high quality items here anymore after ali became mainstream and every dealer started to import from there

>>60225836
>he thinks all the "high quality" clothes he buys locally aren't made in China by the same 5 year old sweatshop labour

>>60225836
Shopping is terrible here in Moscow
For the rest of the Gas-station Federation it's a lot worse

AFAIK many slavs buy shit on AE just out of habit, even though it's actually expensive for them

>>60225854
As I said third world. In america you can easily find quality clothing. All chink and black market clothing and accessories I have bought have been trash and bought solely for novelty. Im not against buying from China if its good its good. But I haven't ever run across any that were worth the hassle and or wait for.

>>60225871
I get the ones from the sweat shop that beats the little shit for not doing the stitching right

>>60225895
>As I said third world. In america you can easily find quality clothing.
The quality clothing I bought in america (Sessions etc) was made in China.

> But I haven't ever run across any that were worth the hassle and or wait for.
Almost all clothing and other textiles I bought from China were okay to great - mostly in relation to their price.

The ~1 month or less wait is a matter of, you know, planning. You don't need utterly different clothes you can't plan for.

Hassle? Nah. Postal shipment like any other.

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>>60225854
That is what happens when you cannot Taobao to save your cash

>>60225891
but there are some awesome stores in Riga that will knock off the EU taxes and ship for, like, nothing
big fucking fan of ITK KIT tbqh

>>60223491
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Plum84-electrostatic-capacitive-mechanical-keyboard-topre-clone-compact-gaming-keyboard-PBT-keycap-detachable-cable-84-mini/32598836635.html

Considering getting a Jinhao 599A, but what ink cartridges should I get for it? Looked at reviews and images but don't quite get it.

>>60217496
>Chink V-Moda BoomPros are back and priced at $12.66
Just bought 2, hopefully they aren't trash

>>60219903
I got one as a beater and it works as long as you're okay with 10 minute deviation per month and the fact that it's chromed plastic. Bracelet is also worse than I could've imagined, so get a strap for it.

>>60218752
Patek Philippe 5196G

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i hope i dont go to jail for this.

>>60226005
i got one of those, I just use jinhao cartridges but also I have ink bottles that I use to fillup

>>60226005
Standard cartridges and/or loose ink from a bottle work in almost all Chinese pens.

Wasn't this one that took both?

>>60226101
Are you not allowed to buy / own gold?

>>60226101
Enjoy your $60 hunk of tungsten.

>>60218752
I love my Seagull
Far more than my Thai-made Seikos/Orients

>>60226122
you have no idea how much gold worth right?

>>60226123
Probably steel. Obviously it's not real gold with one oz costing $1200

>>60225836
>Wouldn't you want nice underwear that feels great and doesn't fall apart?
You sound like an advert. The first step to freeing your mind is buying chink underwear.

>>60226143
HAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAAHAHA

>>60226162
Protip: They make the good underwear in china too.
And so they also sell good underwear. The trick is finding it.

>>60226136
I do, but I was assuming the only way to get into trouble is if they think it's real.

If its classified as store display fake / requisit for acting / decoration / toy with no value, how would you get into trouble? Do they care about Argor's brand where you live, or something?

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Nomos Replica watch from the infographic arrived a couple days ago, thought I'd give a little run down.

The seconds dial is just glued in place, but I expected that from a watch that cost me so little. I don't need to be able to tell what second it is anyway.

The strap isn't too bad, a bit stiff but it'll soften over time. I have a NATO strap on the way anyway because I'm not a huge fan and it's a bit big for me, I might punch another hole to get it to fit right.

in the 2 days I've had it it hasn't lost a second (as far as I can tell) which is a damn sight better than a lot of watches I've owned in the past.

There aren't any obvious manufacturing faults so I'm happy with it. Would recommend.

>>60226182
You got chinked. I paid like 4 bucks for my Nomos and the seconds dial works.

>>60226225
Eh, not that big of a deal for me, a little disappointing but what are ya gonna do.

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Doctor just spoke to me and said I should be discharged by the afternoon with an epi pen. He reiterated that it was unlikely to be anything I have touched for that long. Looks like it might remain a mystery.

>>60217496
>sfw board
>chink shit general
Racial slur followed by swearing.

>>60218776
We don't have a Dutch amazon, so we order from either the German / UK Amazon(takes at least a week) or our own Dutch version called bol with next day delivery

>>60226242

So where are you going after this. Outside, perhaps?

Too many coincidences man. Too many.

>>60226242
I'm the meanwhile, it looks like a bunch of chink shit arrived back home, including teaware. Too bad I won't be able to use it right away as a precaution.

>>60226242
It's pretty likely to be the chink tea. Because how this works is that not all tea is made equally. Even from day to day the production could change, someone could drop chemicals of some kind into the process and either not notice or not care. So you could have 40 good batches and 1 batch with poison in it.
Real countries test every batch and make it a requirement that they're clean rather than as a market suggestion

>>60226245
Safe for work means no porn or gore you dumb retarded cunt

>>60226252
Gonna take a bus into town and then another back home when I feel like unboxing chink shit again.

>>60226257
There's literally nothing that can be fucked up with porcelain. Not even chinks can manage to make teaware toxic so clean it and use it to your heart;s content.

>>60226276
They could poison it after kilning
But a simple wash will render it harmless.

>>60226264
I felt that it would be unlikely for Yunnan Sourcing 's chink tea to be low quality and toxic but of course, there is the possibility I am the only customer who has gotten a reaction.

>>60226272
http://www.4chan.org/rules#global3
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

>>60226291
Not related to 'work safe' you dumb nigger

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Hmm

>>60226295
>>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism
>racism
>racism
>racism

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>>60226309
Yes I got another one, they have gotten considerably cheaper, also the nib on this one is a bit softer

>>60226102
>>60226111
So these would work?
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Universal-design-pen-refill/32701316956.html
I'm not autistic / hardcore enough for bottled ink, seeing as this will be my first non-pound store fountain pen.

>>60226323
No one is ever going to move to your half-assed Chinese Shopping Generals. Just fuck off already.

Is there any antifa/socialist/feminist/anticapitalist/antiracist/pro-LGBTQ+ merch on AliExpress? eBay seems empty

>>60226513
Have you tried searching aliexpress?

>>60226513
maybe try searching for it

>>60225507
>HEY LOOK IM RETARDED

>>60226525
>>60226526
I look for recommendations you buttblasted idiots

Although sticky says dont buy stuff that goes inside your body, how about shit that touches your dick like bathmate ripoffs?

>>60226554
So, no, you have not tried searching.

>>60226554
here's your (you)
now leave, /pol/

>>60226554
you do see where you're posting, right? No one here is rushing out to buy fucking Antifa or pro-LGBTQ or anti-racist merch you faggot. Go ask on /r/AliGood.

>>60226323
Go and drink some chink tea while running chink nettles all over your face

>>60226565
This dumb website just shows me endless tees

>>60226585
You do realise 'merch' is just a synonym for 'item' right?

>>60226585
You do not need tees. You need tea you faggot. >>60226584

>>60219066
Huawei Nova
Oppo R9S

>>60226663
The limit is 310 you retard

>>60226690
the limit is what? can you repeat that?

>>60226690
Are you new?
Doesnt count for csg autism wars

>>60226563
Would you rub chink aconite on your dick?

>>60226242
> anon somehow got super plague from feces and flees from the rats in the chink box factory that packed the tea.
>is now being sent home so he can spread it

Oh boy here we go

>>60226696
yeah it does

>>60226695
are you new?

>>60226733
sorry? speak louder

>>60226730
Chinese take over has begun a long time ago

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Got a Zoom H1 afro/windshield today, really expensive everywhere but Ali for some reason. I'm not sure what animal they scalped to make it but it's nice and soft.

>>60226554
>>60226585
>buttblasted idiots
>dumb website
Or a retarded projectionist?

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Got a set of 150 pieces of sandpaper discs/cylinders/brushes for my dremel drill. Not bad for less than 4 burgerdollars

>>60226871
Csg patient two

>>60226888
Free healthcare here buddy

>>60226871
What's that keyboard in pic related

>>60217572
AliExpress is pretty buyer-friendly, don't sweat it

>>60226942
vortex pok3r

>>60218528
>muds commit violent crime and destroy the general atmosphere by spreading filth and garbage
>b-but getting your own room is just as bad

>>60226942
>>60226986

Get a Renault Keyboard on Ali
It is the New Cheap Keyboard Meme

>>60220038
>Be poor Eurofag
>Get hit by a car
>Femur torn into shreds
>Femur implant costs 25000€, only 5000€ covered by the system
>Get amputated

If I didn't have that rainy-day fund passed down by my grandma, bless her soul, I would have to amputate my entire leg.

Socialized medicine does not provide good quality care for anything but routine procedures.

>>60227030
Couldn't you claim from your insurance provider or the asshole who ran into you?

>>60227042
The insurance only wanted to pay 10000€ for a prosthetic leg and rehab. In the meantime I had to enter surgery quickly and couldn't delay with suing them. So I had surgery, implantation, rehab etc and then sued. Case was put on trial 3 years later and I was awarded 50000€ in damages.

>>60227030
Pretty sure the NHS has the opposite problem.

>>60227100
And these discussions always go the same way. Fats defend their "free market" system, Euros defend their systems, and nobody has ever done any real research.

>>60227030
>>60227096
couldn't you have taken a loan?

>>60227096
What a shitshow that must have been.
Glad to see it all worked out somewhat

>>60227131
The only thing I've learned is that both systems are shit. No one will admit that so we can't move on with fixing the outrageous cost of health care.

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>>60226759
From an article in yesterday's New York Times

>>60227135
We don't really have "medical emergency" loans here. A consumption loan would be the only option, but my income would not really justify the amount as they are those types of loans are usually up to 3-4000€.

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>>60227157

>>60227157
Keked

>>60227157
C H I N K E D

>>60227239
The Joke is on them.
They wanted the Chinese Students to move in to prop up dying schools.

They want to boost up their student's GPA.
With America's insultingly easy syllabus, it is no surprise the Asians would come up on top, especially the notoriously hard exams and subject content they had in their homelands.

Hell, they even had to cripple the Asian students just so that other races can compete.

Sorry I'm late, please do not dispute dear friends. Here new thread
>>60227324
>>60227324
>>60227324
>>60227324

>>60218015
Hmph... What's an ATE to a ZS3...?

>>60221535
>turkroach
Your women are far worse. Almost as corrupted as your government

>>60226513
Very little, i was trying to find ww2 nazi germany stuff but there is only american anti-jap and pro-mao stuff

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Got my chinese Dupont lighter last week for about 30$, it's really nice and feels quite heavy.

For now I had zero problems with it, refilling it and changing the flint is easy as fuck.