Sir, can you power on and decrypt your laptop please

Sure thing
>Uses password that only unencrypts one drive and not my hidden drive

>>60213427
sry no can do i happen to have lost the encryption key
how silly of me

What do you mean decrypt? Just hit the power button to boot right into my admin account without a password.

not my laptop

>not wiping the machine clean before traveling
you either put the stuff you want to keep private on some server that you can access securely over the internet before you leave, or if you need to transport bulk data, you take an external set up with dm-crypt plain mode. If they ask you what's on that you just say "nothing's on that, I brought it in case I fill up the memory card on my camera (or whatever)"

>Uhhhh Uhhhhhh, t-thanks you too
>*crab walks away*

Would this work?

i'm afraid i can't, i sent the physical decryption usb to my target location a month prior to my flight

I live the gloves. What if I told you I was a bad boy? Or maybe bad girl. I've got skirt in my luggage and when I ware it it's ok.

>>60213484
Ok, we'll just detain you until you can remember it.

>>60213584
>>60213484
Very well sir, but you aren't getting on this flight until I see the contents of your laptop. We can do this the easy way or the hard way.

A-am i being detained?

>>60213612
>>60213614
i'd like your name and immatriculation number for future reference
also pls no cavity search

>taking your laptop with you when travelling in or out of the "land of the "free""

literally asking for an anal probe

>>60213664
i'd just wipe it clean and restore from backup once past the border desu
and that's implying they wouldn't outright steal my shit like they did with the cock.li faggot

>>60213614
excuse me, but how dare you treat me, a citizen of Israel, in such horrible way? Was one holocaust not enough?
I'll sue you.

>>60213714
M-My apologies sir. Please continue through the metal detector. Have a nice day.

>>60213684
>and that's implying they wouldn't outright steal my shit like they did with the cock.li faggot
I must have missed the story. What happened?

>>60213652
Sir, calm down. Sir, we're going to have to take you into custody. Stop resisting! Gonna need backup here! STOP RESISTING! HE'S GOING FOR MY GUN!

>>60213427
>carrying illegal data on your laptop
shuggyshiggydoo.jpg.exe

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>At American airport
>tell border patrol agent I don't have a facebook account
>get shot

>>60213546
>crossing borders with anything non-burner
>not buying a cheap off the shelf netbook from a random store on arrival if you must have a laptop

>>60213738
MOOT, SEND THE LEEJUNS!

>>60213782
>when you accidentally buy a random laptop from a cia front

>>60213736
he decided to visit his home country and border agents just took every electronics he had for no apparent reason other than him probably being on some sort of spooky security list
he wrote about it in his blog

>drive-by captain picard from here by accident
>FBI breaks into my house and confiscates computer machines
>agent does cavity search
>immediately goes ass to mouth
Fucking FBI

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>place my thinkpad T400 on the conveyor x-ray machine
>makes loud bang sound
>everyone around me, including the TSA agents snicker

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>>60213536
>power level:
>wizard+10

>>60213812
obviously you check to see if they left any secret docs on it before you wipe it

>>60213782
>netbook
Do they even still sell those? Everywhere I go it's shitty chink tablets.

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>not modifying kernel to boot into safe partition when particular character sequence is entered

The laptop isn't encrypted. I just dd if=/dev/random the drive because I needed a bunch of random data ;)

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>>60213427
Relax /g/ unless you buy one of those stallman laptops they probably already have the root.

>>60213451
This. These fuckwads have no idea what a hidden volume is, and even is they did, they can't prove one exists

>>60215263
What are volume headers?
What are fstab entries?
What is `cat ~/.bash_history | grep cryptsetup` ?

>>60215304
Those are all questions that are non-existent to a TSA agent

TSA doesn't ask you to unlock your laptop from encryption, US Customs and Border Protection can.

Difference being, CBP controls your entrance into the US. TSA just screens you at security checkpoints to get on flights. You won't get asked to decrypt domestically.

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>>60213427
>turn on laptop
>TempleOS boots

Take your time, dumb nigger cattle.

>>60213775
This will be a reality after Kikerberg becomes the president of USA in 2020

>>60213427
No, the keys are at my destination.

>>60213714
>>60213731
underrated

>>60213775
>not having a fake facebook account with 3000 bot friends

>>60215365
No way zuck would succeed. Locals from where he grew up hate him, Facebook is controversial as fuck, and the quotes on him directly insult the american public. E.g. the "Dumbfucks" quote over people who gave info to Facebook.

Trump's "grab 'em by the pussy" quote offended some. Hillary's "basket of deplorables" comment offended a lot more. The dumbfucks quote is associated with anyone who has touched facebook, vs. the pussy quote which is not specifically addressed to individuals who haven't had contact.

>>60213427
Sure, make sure to check out the folder "Large Futa Loli's"

>>60213427

How often does this happen?

t.europoor

>>60215645
''''Random''''' screenings at airports now.
Theyre rolling out checkpoints at train stations in 2018 and on highways in 2019.
Hbu?

>>60215674

Within the Schengen area:
>have you got any electronics and liquids?
>yes
>please put them in the scanner and continue through the metal gate
>done

Though I haven't flown outside the Schengen area for a decade, no idea if there are screenings in that case.

>>60215645
Fraction of a fraction of a percent. They only ask if you're really interesting for some reason. If you refuse they send you home.

>>60215674
LOL, shows what you know. TSA V.I.P.R. exists already, CBP already had broad authority (admittedly expanded under Trump). TSA randomly screens but after the LAX shootings they pulled the agents back. CBP is not largely minimum wage so they're far more targeted and careful.

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>>60213889
>modify kernel
>"excellent"
>finally the moment comes
>"s-s-sure thing, officer. let me just type in my password..."
>be nervous, type in regular password
>it was all for nothing

>>60213427
I don't know where you fags get these shitty memes

I go in and out of the US all the time and have never been asked to decrypt my laptop or even turn it on at all

>>60213451
I guess they are trained to say "ok now can you decrypt the other drive aswel"? Even if you dont have such thing.

>>60215810
it's a random-selection thing. They pick one out of every X people. Usually they don't even want you to type in a password or log in, they just want to see that it turns on so you're not trying to smuggle something in a laptop case.

if you're brown or are going to/from somewhere in the middle east then you have a much higher (though still not exactly large) chance of running into this.

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>>60213427
Jacob Appelbaum said he once spent a considerable amount of time at the airport because they didn't understand that you can have a laptop without a HDD and run a live system.

>>60213451
>lying to a border agent

>traveling with a laptop
You are just asking for it to be stolen, or fucked with.

Leave that shit at home and enjoy being away from a screen for once.

>>60215961
What if I like traveling

>>60215887
>not lying to everyone you meet until you cannot differentiate between what is truth and lie.

pleb

>>60215961
T. Someone who doesn't travel

>not bringing a cheap chromebook and a burner phone whenever you travel

Pros:
>Less worried about your cheap disposable shit getting stolen
>Worry free border crossing
>Ultimate in privacy
>Using a local SIM means no roaming charges

Cons
>Literally none

>>60213427
Im white so this wouldnt happen to me

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>tfw you were never free and you never will be
Any kind of authority triggers me which is why I'm not going outside again.

I'm new to g is this your version of kinoplex penis inspections, crab legs, and showers?

>>60216084

>>Using a local SIM means no roaming charges

So I'd need like 5 cards in Europe

'no'

>>60216251
there aren't any roaming charges anymore in the EU

>>60216547

only from July 1st I think

>Oh i see you're using an intel processor,let me grab my laptop and we can connect to that bad boy

>>60216406
Guess who's not getting on his flight.

>>60215304
>>>60215263
>What are volume headers?
>What are fstab entries?
>What is `cat ~/.bash_history | grep cryptsetup` ?
Things that are encrypted

>>60216596
SAVAGE AF

I don't know how it's not my laptop

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>>60213427
>Enter password, give him laptop
>Only 1 documents folder, 65000+ images
>All goastse photoshops. Some are animated.
>MFW

>>60216579
even then at the moment the charges are capped to a certain amount
You could get a 1 month SIM card from a provider like 3 and you get unlimited roaming across all of Europe as well as places like Hong Kong, Australia, Canada, and the US

>>60216044
>lying in order to confuse yourself

>>60213427
>as he puts on the gloves and lubes up
I kek'd

>not storing all your 1920x1080 cp pictures as 2073600 random my little pony images, each one of which contains 1 altered pixel that belong to the CP image.

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>going to a 3rd world country

>land of the 'free'
No thanks.

>>60216406

>get beaten for hours by TSA agents and sent directly to guantanamo bay

>>60213714
best

>>60215862
So what if the battery is dead?

>>60213564
what the fuck

>>60213427
>he has a laptop
you asked for it, retard.

>>60213546
You burgers actually have to show whats on your computer before you can leave your country ? Damn

Decrypt? Nigga, that's a basic password. If you don't know how to get in, why are you even here? What's your salary, you piece of shit?

If america isn't free why does rms live there?
check mate

>>60215796
MY SIDES!!!

>>60215555
Hillary's basket of deplorables thing offended more people than the president admitting to rape? What the fuck are you smoking?

>>60217548
>admitting to rape
Weak bait, please leave.

>>60217548

2/10 apply yourself

>>60215263
>>60213451
>>60213427
Retards. Police clone your computer first

>>60216119
Not really, it's more like a theoretical "wat do" kind of post.

>>60213427
ALLAH ACKBAR YOU DIE NOW BOOM BOOM

>>60213834
What was the bang?

>>60213427
It's not encrypted, I use it as is.
Here you go, I powered it on.

>>60213427
>No sir, I will not turn it on. What you are asking is illegal.

Simple.

>>60217994
its heavy get it

>>60218044
lel

>>60217261
People selected for random screening do.

we both have our awful police states, they're just different.

>>60218098
wat

You mean, they actually touch your files? They actively turn the PC on and inspect random files?

Just remove your home partition from fstab before taking the plane.

>>60217939
They see the encrypted volume, but can't determine whether there is a hidden volume within that encrypted volume

https://veracrypt.codeplex.com/wikipage?title=Hidden%20Volume

>>60213427
>not running your laptop with passwordless root as the only user and storing all your files on a publicly accessible server unencrypted and always connected to your laptop for easy access

>>60217548
>some obvious banter between two dudes is admitting to rape

YOU are what's wrong with this country. I hope you see the error of your ways, or die a painful death

>>60213614
Guess I'm not going on that flight. Whoops.

>put shit onto a 128GB microSD
>hide it literally anywhere in your luggage, like inside an easy to open electric device

>>60213427
Sure thing, I might remind you this laptop is missing the hard drive because it's shipped separately, you are free to inspect the laptop if you so desire.

I can't wait till trump declares war on open sores because the pedo degenerate on /g/ will be BTFO. Nothing to hide, nothing to fear. The law is perfectly just.

Um i can power it on but its not encrypted

>>60218861
>sir please power on, encrypt and then decrypt your drive immediately

>>60218877
But that will take hours can you just inspect it olease so i can get on my way?

>>60218877

>sir im going to have to ask you to recompile your linux kernel

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>>60213714
Nice

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>>60218851
Yes goy, give more power to the (((goverment))), don't you see it's in your best interest goy?

>>60217261
I just realized airport security has a lot more power in island nations. If the TSA won't let you into an airport you can still leave the US by driving to Canada or Mexico and then flying anywhere, but some places flying is the only option.

Usually you have the right to leave your home country, and you only go through customs/immigration for the country you're entering, but airport security can be a barrier to leaving a country.

>>60215885
i wonder if the same thing would happen if you pulled your drive before packing and kept the two separated in your bag. would they still want you to put the drive in and decrypt, or would booting a live distro from usb satisfy them. i mean, do they also make you plug in and decrypt your external drives for screening

>>60218797
And they flash a pozzd bios on your shit.

>>60218897
>sir sir, you have to manually compile it
>SIR, you can't use genkernel or

make menuconfig

only use

make config