im a fucking retard please help

>>60203743
go fuck yourself

any help at all would be gr8 i am completely clueless on how to proceed

>>60203760
will do thank you

I'm also a student in uni, and i get assignments like this all the time. One of my buddies is just like you, he doesn't attempt the homeworks/projects we have roughly two weeks to do.

Then the night it's due, texts and fb messages everyone he can try to persuade. It doesn't work, he barely does anything and hands in empty files constantly.

I hope you fail just like he will

>>60203811
im averaging 60% on most things apart from this specific module but thanks for the advice

>>60203811
You should humiliate him every time he does.
He's not one of us and never will be.
Shame him!

>>60203849
>60%
Is that a passing grade for that class?

>>60203849
>im averaging a failing grade on everything
ok?
>>60203852
oh i do

>>60203884
"passing" grade is 40% for all my classes but in this specific c# class its all based on this assignment which ive left too late

>calling yourself a fucking retard so no one else calls you a fucking retard

fucking retard

>>60203911
60% is second highest grade in uk

>>60203920
>>60203939
you can pass a class knowing less than 50% of the material? wow

>>60203920
>he thinks 60% of baby's first code is enough to get a job
Wewlad

>>60203743
Fuck off pajeet

Eat shit and die

>>60203760
only appropriat resonse

>>60203743
>im a clueless idiot
>i havent attended anything
>deadline is in 12 hours.
We don't need more retards like you developing more shitty broken programs. Do the right thing and fail. We are all tired of nothing working right.

>>60204056
first semester of first year and doesnt know everything, fucking nuke pakistan

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I want to help, but Im as retarded as you
w-what does this mean...

>>60204121
he would know everything if he didnt slack off, starting a project like this the night before when you don't know how to do it is suicide

>>60203958
im white thanks

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>>60204121
nuke india faggot
>first semester of first year
that isnt an excuse for not knowing THAT YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO SHOW UP FOR CLASS

>>60204166
i knew that i was supposed to, i just had other things that were more important to do

>>60204228
you got it fucked up, classes and learning this shit is the most important thing

sounds like you dont want it. just switch majors to something easy, business is down your alley bud

>>60203743

As a console application? Come on nigger you can do this

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>>60203743
you is asking the wrong people

Anon, you're not cut out for college if you fuck up this bad. Look into becoming an electrician or join the merchant marine, something where they give you more structure. The trades pay well.

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>>60204153
>this is the future of america's stem industry

>>60203743
Do you even know what a loop is?

>>60203743
>>60203743
sigh
(puseodocode)

int a[5] = {0,0,0,0,0}
int status = 0;
int simcounter = 0;
while (status == 0){
for(int cn = 0; cn < 5, cn++){
a[cn] = randgeneratorfunction();
if(cn > 0){
for(int in = 0; in < cn;in++){
if(a[in] == a[cn]){
simcounter++;
}
}
}
}

}
if (simcounter > 2){
status = 1
}else if(sumcounter < 2 && sumcounter >= 1){
status = 0
}

}

add in some more shit for counting number of times the while loop is run, I can't be bothered

>>60203760
>MRW this is the 10th time I've seen this thread

I did the assignment the first 9 times. Not anymore. Go fuck yourself, OP