Gadgets that every NEET, shut-in should have. The kind of NEET

People do that?

do those things even get cold?

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>soda
fatty

>>60201927
I've seen USB-powered mini fridges, though that image is larger than those usually are. (typically they hold one can.) And no, they don't really get cold, they have a peltier and a HSF, but the miserable amount of power you get from a USB port means that they never get colder than 50F or so. Realistically you can only get 2.5 watts, since people will plug it into USB 2.0 ports, that's not enough for an effective chiller.

I guess you could mod one with a bigger pelt and a different way of getting power, but then you'd have the problem that the HSF cooling the pelt is too small and weak.

Anybody else listen to panda-core

>>60201942
Canned carbonated water.

>not having a coffee maker inside of your room
do you even NEET?

>>60202048
I just drink instant coffee. Actual coffee makers have to be cleaned and the grounds thrown away, that's too much hassle.

>>60202048
If I don't get at least the faintest, peripheral social interaction, I might kill myself. So I wander the grocery store or Walmart. Find coffee shops that stay open late. It's pathetic, but it's what I have.

>>60202048
Coffee making requires a kettle and a sink, coffee makers are gross.

An electric kettle for boiling water for tea.
those cat-ear headphones
figurine of Best Girl. Scale model. nendoroids and funko pops don't count
knockoff autism spinner from aliexpress
anime breast mousepad
toilet paper dispenser mounted under desk
a quality desk chair

>>60202259
Keurig with a tank. Pretty easy to clean.

>>60202048
Sometimes I just eat the beans.

>>60202324
They literally leave the ground coffee out to go stale so the CO2 gases will dissipate and they won't explode in their k-cups on store shelves.
Not to mention, they brew at boiling temperature and take just as long as a regular coffee maker, or even a french press.
The single biggest upgrade in coffee is buying fresh whole beans.
They take much longer to go stale because they have orders of magnitude less surface area exposed and you can grind it right before brewing.

Plus, I drink a whole 16oz every time, keurig machines don't even do half that.
Have some standards, dumb neet.

>>60202396
you gotta suck on them for a while, moisten them up before the chew

>>60202396
How the fuck do you sleep at night?

>>60202397
I've been meaning to get whole beans. Where do you get them? And what kind of grinder do you use?

>>60202396
Do they taste good?

>>60202686
You ever have chocolate-covered coffee beans?

Like that, without the chocolate.

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>>60202658
I don't live near any hipster roastery places, costco is the only place I've found that has consistently good coffee.
They always carry 3 regular kinds and a fourth one that changes out every few months
The first 3 are safe choices, like starbucks french roast and medium columbian, but the seasonal stuff is wonderful.

A few months ago, they had mexico dark roast beans and they were extremely oily and fragrant and richly colored it was so nice, I've never seen beans produce such a strong crema before~

>>60202289
what's an autism spinner?
asking for my friend, he's autistic

>>60201974
Shit there's no reason to not just buy a real mini-fridge unless your living space is extremely tight. When the compressor runs they only use like 25W and it's mostly off anyways. They keep your shit ice cold and there's ample room for drinks and snacks.

>>60202658
>whole beans. Where do you get them?
You mean regular roasted beans? They're everywhere in grocery stores unless you live in a country that doesn't particularly like coffee. If you want raw unroasted beans you might have to call your local hipster coffee joint. But roasting your own coffee beans is hipster shit anyway. Buying the roasted beans, grinding it yourself and brewing in a french press is more than good enough.

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>>60202914

>>60202897
>>60203049
neat thanks. Are hand grinders any good? I just want something that's cheap, durable, and not super duper loud.

>>60203169
I use a blade grinder, it doesn't really make a difference unless you're making espresso.
For drip or french press, you want a coarse grind anyway.

>>60201872
>shut in
>diner
>not waiting until everyone is asleep and then going to 24 hour McDonald's drive through across town

>>60203125
This is fucking genius
Just plastic and ball bearings.
Why didn't I think of that

>>60201872
>shut in
>going to a diner

I'd rather not interact with wait staff

I grind my own beans

>>60202897
I second Costco. The Starbucks beans are good for drip and press. I used to get these south American beans in a yellow bag that was god tier.

>>60202096

I just enema instant coffee. Normal coffee milk and sugar is required and cups and spoons need to be cleaned, that's too much hassle.

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>>60201872

>>60202658
Buy Alex Jones beans. They're good and help fund the info war

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>>60203810
>milk and sugar is required
Come on now

A fucking rope for when the neetbux stop coming is a must

>>60202289
>An electric kettle for boiling water for tea.
check
>figurine of Best Girl. Scale model. nendoroids and funko pops don't count
check
>knockoff autism spinner from aliexpress
check
>a quality desk chair
check

>>60202397
This. I have a Saeco Odea Giro plus in my room. From beans to coffee in 20 seconds.

>>60201927
Fuck no, you'd get colder drinks leaving them in a bathtub full of cold water. I always leave my shit in the freezer for about 10 minutes in order to get them properly chilled.

>>60203125
I can't understand these. Cubes I can see there being a use for, but not these spinners.

>>60201872
>Listening to music while you read
>Drinking soda
Yikes


You probably wouldn't be so morbidly depressed and lacking in motivation if you consumed less sugar

>>60205369
People consume sugar because they're morbidly depressed, not the other way around.

>>60203859
underrated post

>>60201872
what? NEETs don't do that, when everyone goes asleep the NEET is forced to stay in his room so he doesn't disturb anyone sleeping. why do you think we got piss bottles?

>>60205382
There have been several studies that say otherwise. For example :

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15123503

>>60205382
not true; look at a guy like Chris Pratt, who is fit but intentionally gained weight for his role in Parks and Recs. he said that he was depressed only when he wasn't working out / was force-feeding himself

so now he's unwilling to go back to being heavy

>>60205382
only anecdotal, but I used to be a very lean runner. I gained weight after I became depressed and started overeating etc. I'm not representative though, and I'm sure it's both.

>>60205430
I agree. It's from my personal experience so take it with a grain of salt but after I started going to the gym/eating healthier the thought of living in that uncomfortable and exhausted body is genuinely disgusting

>>60201872
>NEET
>driving

You lost me there

>>60205476
Eating healthy is easy. Going to the gym when you don't like people and don't really know what to do besides running on a treadmill is the hard part for me.

>>60205476
feel the same way; hard to recognize though, especially since the change is gradual
lost weight then gained it again after two miserable years

>>60205634
f.am just jog at the park; everybody looks stupid jogging in the park

NEET shutin dont drive, retard

>>60201872

>Not ordering an Uber eats using stolen cc info

>>60205670
>park
Not that guy, but the next park to me is fourteen kilometers away. I'd have to drive there. NEETs don't drive

>>60205731
oh; I live next to a lake, so there's lots of places to jog

>>60205670
That's a far as I've gotten. But I want to get into the gym but haven't step foot in one.
I also quit my job and moved to a different province (Canada). Not working yet, in a new city, and I put on ten pounds and haven't gone running in two months.

>>60205729
>Being a nigger

>>60202048
I have an electric kettle and a french press. Truly the god tier of NEET bedroom kitchens.

>electric kettle can be used to prepare porridge, some instant soup or noodles for food
>tea can be made
>french press allows coffeemaking

>>60203125
Haha guy I work with uses one of these, he's not autistic though.

>>60205634
It was extremely difficult for me to get myself to go but once you realize that literally nobody cares about your presence.

If you want to lose weight you need to lift, just running or jogging won't do anything.

Read the /fit/ sticky and https://stronglifts.com/5x5/

You get a lot of gratification from lifting. Trust me it gets much better after week 2


>>60205761

>>60203003
for a fridge that small i imagine the compressor would need to start back up every time you opened the door for more than a nanosecond.

just do yourself a favor and get therapy, people. full sized fridges are totally worth it.

>>60206360
Hell, even a mini fridge with the pseudo freezer shelf. Maybe one of the shitty dorm room ones with a microwave on top

>>60206212
Thanks anon, I appreciate the response. I know nobody cares, it's just anxiety.

>>60205889
this guy gets it

>>60203125
What is this and what does it do?
Asking for cousin

>>60206413

Too many people worry about this.

Not that guy but way back when I started at the gym I spent $1000 on a home gym rather than go to the gym because of my spaghetti.

Moved county 6 months later and just started to go to the gym. Nobody will even glance at you. Have a routine and stick to it like glue. Make sure you're doing the movements correctly. Constantly practice and refer to videos to make sure you're doing it right.

>>60201872
holy fuck i have that exact mini fridge

not a neet though

>>60201872
>NEET
>drives
>goes outside at all
>doesn't just send his mom a list of groceries to buy and deliver to his basement

that's not true NEET life.

>>60201872

Looks like shit. I doubt it even gets very cold.

Just get a normal mini fridge and you can put all sorts of crap in there.

>>60206602
>I doubt it even gets very cold
it does though

t. >>60206587

>>60206594
True dat, I never drive my car. Just for getting a haircut when i'm forced to cause me dick dad doesn't like long soft asain hair so i have to cut it.

>>60205284
Not autistic, but I have some kind of manual fixation wherein I almost always need to be doing something with my hands, or I tend to keep picking and biting at the dead skin around my nails/fingertips until I start tearing/chewing through flesh. My cuticles are all fucked up now and I'm starting to consider one of these fucking fidget toys to keep my hands busy. The cubes are fucking shit because all those buttons and switches don't DO anything. There's no gratification, just a click, and all the buttons click the same way. Fidget spinners fucking spin. I mean, that's not much, but the ball bearings make those shits spin for minutes straight as fast as you can flick them.

>>60206517
It's a "fidget spinner". You pinch the middle point, and spin it on that axis. It spins really smoothly and holds a spin for a long time. It's mildly satisfying to normal people, but autismos need that shit to keep their brains from tarding out the same way I need that shit to keep my hands from tarding out.

>>60206681
RMS is that you?

2001:8003:3419:d300:614f:def0:6585:6840

Hack this ip address if you can

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>>60203125
So it's like a yoyo but shitty.

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>>60203405
>it doesn't really make a difference
>making espresso

>french roast and drip coffee call for even remotely similar grind size

Enjoy your uneven grind and shit coffee

>>60206808
fuck off manual grinder boy

>>60203810
>>60203810

I actually do this. Its way cheaper than speed.

this is a pretty comfy thread

>>60202397
>they brew at boiling temperature and take just as long as a regular coffee maker, or even a french press.
As much as I dislike Keurig coffee, this isn't correct. They brew much faster than a normal coffee maker.

>>60206397
sure. most of the cooling will come in the form of what else you put in there, so if you literally only have space for 4 cans then it's going to struggle to get things cool whenever you open it.

get a mini fridge or a full size fridge and fill it with stuff — soda, water, whatever — and it'll stay cool much much much much more easily than if it's full of just air.

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>>60206913
yeah. For some reason I've been liking the idea of living small and shitty for a while. Like a a tiny house with internet or just a shitty one room apt.

bathroom just big enough for shower/shitter/sink, hotplate/kettle/coffee. Bed, desk, and that's about it. One mug, maybe two of each necessary silverware/dishes. Maybe a window and I'd be set desu

why does it seem like i don't get as much of a caffeine boost from real coffee as i do from instant coffee? instant coffee tastes like shit but i have to drink twice as much actual coffee for the same effect. might as well just drink tea.

>>60207029
just saying
I lived for the last year without furniture
literally had one chair and a collapsible table
also a filing cabinet as my tv stand
and pretty much whatever furniture I found in the alley
not so glamorous, way better with my new furniture and shit

>>60207089
I believe you, don't get me wrong. I'm not trying to romanticize it. I'm just not in a super great place atm and despite living in a house with other people I haven't really been using more than that. Maybe I'd get sick of it and get some motivation. Granted, I was gifted an awesome bean bag thing that I could probably spend a week in

>>60202096
>instant coffee

You are disgusting

>>60206664
>not being white

>>60201872
>not being a true hikki and living alone, not leaving his room for years
Casul

>>60202096
>instant coffee
crushed caffeine pill master race

>>60207352
He knows the truth. But after doing that for a while I feel like coffee gives me a quicker and harder rush, even if the comedown is sooner and steeper

>>60206664
>too dumb to cut your own hair
>owning a car
>giving the government all your personal info to get a driver's license

>NEET stepping outside his house
>ever
Also diners at night are full of night owls and 20 somethings eating after a night of partying and drinking. Only Toonami watchers high as fuck after watching their weeb shit would head out to eat some ihop.

>>60207383
>>60207352
caffeine pills provide exact amounts everytime unlike coffee but I drink decaf so I can shit in the morning. The caffeine in coffee doesn;t make you shit but the acidity in the coffee which disturbs your bowels does.

Getting up and pouring myself another bourbon and coke is the only exercise I get.

>>60207625
Why do people ruin alcohol by putting soda in it?

>>60207641
Why do people ruin soda by putting alcohol in it?

>NEETs
>leaving the house
They won't even go outside to bring in groceries from the car. After being kept inside for a while you get huge anxiety around non-family members.

>>60207641
I love bourbon but sometimes you just want to mix, and even seltzer can help you drink faster than neat.

>>60207675
>tfw have to go out at least once a day to eat otherwise just stay hungry with ramen

Having spent a few years as a NEET i craved human contact. I don't make for a very good hikki, though i do have a limit on dealing with people.

Worst part about having a job is it exhausts 90% of my "dealing with people" energy

>>60207836
>Worst part about having a job is it exhausts 90% of my "dealing with people" energy

agreed, and it's weird. Interned at a good large-ish company with some really good people, but the whole formality thing was absolutely fucking draining. Spaghetti is terrifying but when you're on robot mode talking to everyone like they're a nice cashier it's soul crushing even if you actually like them

>>60203125
Got one from a friend. If tiu don't get it, spinning it is one component of satisfying autism. It's also turning it while it's spinning and feeling the gyroscopic effects resisting you changing the plane of rotation that gets me off.

>>60202010
>drinking carbonated anything
You must hate your teeth

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>>60202096
>drink instant coffee
That's some pleb-tier shit my man
>>60202396
True master race - have you had those little chocolates with the single bean on top? Thought they'd be terrible, turns out they're fucking delicious. Double Plus Good!

>>60202897
Order bulk animefriend, mix it yourself. 1 bag Mocha and 1 bag Arabica, Best coffee I've ever had.

>>60208091
I hate everything about myself. Sometimes I do like bubbles.

>>60208131
Fair enough

>>60207675
I go outside to get groceries. Today I ran into a neighbor and had to talk about food trucks or something for half an hour.

>>60208091
See, what I do is I get the drink, put it in a larger bottle, shake it violently then let all he carbonation out.
Bubbles are fucking gay.

>>60208179
shit like this really helps you sharpen your communication skills. You should be glad for occasions like these.

Meanwhile I haven't left my room in a few days, pissbottle standing next to me

>>60201872
Who wants a refrigerator so small.

Are you so fucking lazy you cant just get up?

>>60208205
Its more of a gag present.

>>60208190
yeap. I live in bumfuck, my neighbor is my landlord's dad, obviously lonely. There's a clause in our lease not to slam car doors because old man naps. I started to realize I actually value when we bullshit about the power going out when it rains too hard; I think he uses it as an excuse to sit on the porch and wait for someone to walk by. He knows my car is always in the driveway but he just wants to talk, and genuinely doesn't seem to care that I don't get up at 5 am to do blue collar

>>60208190
I sure hope you clean it, at least.
Outside too.
And spray a little air freshener in it both for smell and to kill bacteria.

>>60208205
Hey, those things can be handy.
What I used to use mines for was to make lunch in it.
Say, salad sandwich with a bunch of stuff in it. Apple, pear, grapes or some other fruit, usually at least 2. A yogurt. A drink.
Make it WITH breakfast, then put it in there to chill for a bit.
A freshly made sandwich is great. But semi-fresh AND chilled is god-tier.
You can easily emulate it with a freezer and 10 minutes. But that means waiting 10 minutes.
I usually just do a little jog on the spot.

Mind you, I only eat twice a day now. I have a large breakfast around 12-1pm period and medium dinner at 6-7pm period.
Wake up at 8am. (2 hours ago)
I actually prefer it to be honest.

>>60208278
There should be NEET vocational programs where you can learn important hands on skills like proper piss bottle maintenance.

>>60208324
Maybe I can start a course on Udemy about it.
NEETs have loads of spare cash sitting around.

$1 course to learn proper NEET etiquette.
Learns all basic tasks like easy cleaning methods that prevent you stinking like a trash can.
Dry-cleaning your body with a towel and hitting your clothes off a hard surface to remove built-up sweat and bacteria, then simple spray with air freshener to liven it up. Who needs washing machines? pfft
Taking care of your piss bottle. Finding the right bottle for you. Square-based or circular?
Ensuring you have a clear bottle so you can check urine health.
Ensuring you don't mix your piss and cum bottles. That'd be bad times if you drank your piss at 2 in the morning instead of your cum.
How to make easy snacks that are both healthy and tasty.
How to be lazy and healthy via micro-exercises through the day.
How to learn yourself to develop restless leg syndrome, and other fidgety syndromes, so you are constantly exercising all day without consciously thinking about it.

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Fun time today lads.

>>60208461
gl hf

>>60201872
That low powered shit box will fail after a few years

>>60202396
The pwtrician's choice

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>no exit bag components

>>60203125
>australian invented this
shitposting on a commercial level

>>60208810
Where did osama hide the ladies in this picture?

>>60202048
>drinking coffee

Normies get OUT

>>60202048
>not buying pure coffeine powder and eating/drinking/snorting it
ishygddt

>>60201872
a shut-in neet wouldn't be satisfied with a minifridge, he'd have a fullsized fridge stationed within arms' reach of the PC.