I just bought one. Holy fuck, it's a beast.

How much can you fit in your anus at a time?

>>60196608
could you put a coke can next to it so I can get a better idea of the scale?

>buying an overpriced three year old computer

Enjoy your CPU throttling to 2GHz while going over 100°C constantly, retard.

>>60196608
Umm, wtf? Does that mouse not have any keys or a wheel? Is this the power of a Mac®?

>>60196608
>6 thunderbird ports for no reason whatsoever
>only 4 usb
>only 1 hdmi

>>60196608
>HDMI-Cable will block power button
Whoever designed this shit deserves a slap in the face.

>>60196713
Isn't it even 4 years now?

>>60196768
Isn't the can also a heat sink?
Meaning any short potently makes it a major hazard.
And the power button not a proper isolation switch.

>>60196608
>AMD HouseFirePro

>>60196608
Thank you Oliver
5 cents have been placed on your starbucks giftcard
You are at 51/100 progress towards your bonus tin of moustache wax

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>>60196608
>https://frmdoudounesmagasinn.info/?k=Mac+Pro++Apple+DE

sage

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>>60196870
>bonus tin of moustache wax

>>60196608
>buying a computer apple literally admits they abandoned and that is getting upgraded this year or the following

>>60196608
Who did they market this toward? Pros and enthusiasts don't need a fire hazard in the house that throttles whenever you put it under load.

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sage at full force

>>60196608
that buttplug looks huge. but i bet your asshole is already that loose.

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ITT insecure nerds with home made 'computers'. the Mac Pro obliterates EVERYTHING on the market.

>>60197077
It's as fast as a computer with a Ryzen 1600 and two midrange gpus. About 1000 bucks worth of computer, sold for three times that. Maybe this price was reasonable when it was new, but these days it's just nog relevant anymore.

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>>60196698

you can get better performance from a intel/nvidia hackintosh without the meme ecc ram and "pro" gpus.

>>60197168
>Maybe this price was reasonable when it was new
Nothing made by crapple is reasonably priced.

>>60196824
It's not a heat sink asshole. It was designed by the brightest minds on Earth.

>>60197168
It's still an Apple masterpiece. I would gladly pay the double of it's current price.

>>60197209
AKA home made budget computers.

>>60197197
wtf is that yellow shit - i need something to relate to.

do you have any dildos, snickers or monster cans?!

>>60196728
it has left/right click areas and you can scroll by dragging up/down. it supports gestures too. the only problem is it's incredibly uncomfortable to use due to it's shape.

>>60197378
>it has left/right click areas and you can scroll by dragging up/down. it supports gestures too
Not gonna lie, that sounds kinda nifty. Can it be bought separately?

>>60197410
https://www.apple.com/ca/shop/product/MLA02LL/A/magic-mouse-2

>>60197242
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you.

Apple Sheep!

>>60197410
It feels terrible. Don't buy it.

>>60196698
>coke

Didn't you hear? We /bepis/ now.

>>60197636
It's cool to use at first and sometimes, but prolonged use at my job made my hand ache/sore from the low profile

Wait, what is that? What does this cup holder do that one bought from Wallmart can't? Is it open source?

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>>60196608
>not the cheese-grater masterrace
Into the trash it goes, and since it already looks like a trash can, what we have here is trash recursion.

>>60197240
iphone chaper than a pixel you tard

>>60199019
Didn't refute my point, dear sheep.

>>60197507
Think of all the things you could do with it, like catelog your brony collection.

>>60196608
Nice vacuum dude

>>60199043
ALl you're proving is it's not reasonable for you and you're poor. you likely have a lower shit tier android.

>>60199077
Still didn't even attempt to refute my point.

>>60199128
literally destroyed your point. You're too inept to realise.

>>60197197
Fuck off, Reddit.

Looks nice, I would buy the same one if I was rich.

>>60197168
you are vastly overestimating it
thing throttles like a bitch

>>60197197
He asked for a cokecan not a banana, how about a spoon anon? Or are you some poorfag who is just pretending.

>>60199170
>You need to buy expensive overpriced shit or you are poor. Is that your point, you shit for brains autist?

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>>60196608

>>60196608
4 year old overpriced hardware, maximum kek

>>60196608
what was the name of this thing?

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>>60197197

>>60197197
they truly did develop a legit cylon chrome trash can.

You didnt pay 3,000 for that... rite?

>>60199834
meatspin in the background would have been better tbqh senpai~~~

>>60197077
>the Mac Pro obliterates EVERYTHING on the market.
is it hard, lying through your teeth

>>60199834
>still dealing with women in current year
lol

>>60199834
give me one (1) OS that is better than macOS

if you say linux ill kek

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>three thousand dollary-dos
>for a trashcan
>when a fucking acer ultrabook is more powerful, the same price, and portable

>>60202853
literally any windows
even windows 10
t. actual homosexual, macfags aren't even real

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Into the trash it goes!

but wait!

It's already a trashcan! ha ha ha h a haaha ha a

You guys all posting in a troll thread. Even Apple said their Trashcan Pro was garbage.

Why is it that so often people go

>i just bought X

And instead of a photo of the thing they just bought they post an image from the Internet of what they just bought?

You'd think that if they want to brag they would at least take their own photo.

>>60196608
A FUCKING TRASH CAN

>>60197209
>you can build a better workstation by using gaymur parts
no

>>60196608
No it isn't, you retard

If you don't have a need for ECC, an i7 is a fantastic workstation CPU, otherwise you can find xeons for cheap as shit on ebay

>>60196768
Welcome to the HDMISIS cartel. You not only get buttfucked with your content, you get buttfucked with your designs.

>>60202868
Fucking hideous, who the fuck would take something that says predator anywhere aside from the shrinking manchild buying market. Get a grip on reality man

>>60204586
because they are viral marketers who don't actually own the product they're talking about, they just want to make it seem like people are buying them.

>>60196608
>beast
>n. a brutal, uncivilized, or filthy person

Sounds about right.

>>60196608
It really is beautiful design.

>>60196608
Fucking moron, you bought a product that is to be discontinued.

2018 pro will be new version which is more like traditional desktop with changable parts

>>60196608
What is the point of getting an old desktop?
And why would you pay so much for it?
Its like paying $1500 for a used thinkpad.

>>60197286
nigga, that's what he did
>old dildo
>new dildo

>>60206601
>What is the point of getting an old desktop?
Same point as building or buying a new one, your current one doesn't suffice.

>>60204404
>2014
>2015
>1 article from 2017

>buying a computer that apple publicly admitted was flawed
this is the very definition of sheeple

>all these posts and no mention of storage
at least tell us about the storage, retard

>>60207569
The average apple fanboy can only mention shit like CPU speeds, the amount of memory and the storage.

Furthermore, OP is just a troll.

>>60197197
>9gag

>>60196713
post the mac meme, red retard

Yeah but can it run LoL?

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>>60196608
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
THIS IS THE OFFICIAL WELCOME
TO A NEW MEMBER OF THE
SNOWFLAKE SOCIETY AND SEKRIT CLUB
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I am glad to see you in
you will receive your welcome package in a matter of months
here is so info that you will find valuable in your large journey to snowflakeness

don't forget to install unity and solus on that
cheers

>>60196608
>image.jpg
>"holy fuck"
>macshit

sage

haha so many poor people ITT. awesome choice OP.

>>60196608
Apple literally admitted this was a mistake.

>>60196672
kek

>>60196608
What so you use it for?

>>60196672
fpbp

No you didn't. This is an effortless troll thread. People always reply. I'm getting pretty sick of 4chan.

>>60202868
Ohshit.exe
WTF why is the trackpad above the keyboard?!
Why would anybody think this is a good idea?!

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>>60197242
nice b8

>>60196608
>it's a beast.

You are lying. Unless you mean what it did to your wallet for old hardware.

>>60196608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDmOHU6lmRw
>>60196608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDmOHU6lmRw
>>60196608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDmOHU6lmRw
Suck to be you.

>>60196870

kek, underrated

>>60215641
Nice shitpost. Retard.

>>60197484
Only 99$ for an apple mouse? Is it on sale or something?

>>60197077
I can build a better machine for half the price in a similar size case.

>>60196608
These will be the Thinkpads of desktop in a few years when you can get them cheap used

>>60197636
>>60197410
>>60197378
It has a few issues
>Can't right-click if anything is touching the left side of the mouse, otherwise it will be treated as a left-click
>Too small, it's like it's made for man-babies
>Scrolling can be a mixed bag, sometimes it's great, other times awful

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>>60196608
How much did you pay for that? It better not have been over $600.

Post specs. Post what you are doing with it.

>>60220848
No, those are already HP Z series workstations and Dell Precision Workstations. Along with some of the Lenovo Workstations.

But the Mac Pros will also be nice ebay pulls if you are looking for something more compact. I might even get one for my Dad when he upgrades.

>>60196608
what a strange design choice for a trashcan

>>60196608
Loosen your manbun, Tad. It's making you stupid.

>>60197197
Confirmed imgur/leddit user