Post 'em
>>60196028
>2 dicks
>>60197983
Another classic
>>60198063
And that's the last one I have
>>60198063
But for real, I work in a multinational company that doesn't really care for introducing you to all it's (and it's product's) inner workings that are sometimes neccessary to know. But nobody ever hears an abbreviation and ask "what's that?", they'll say something like "I'm not familiar how X works".
I just learned that the best course of action is to pretend that you know at least a little about whatever's in question and it will somehow pan out.
>>60198268
Yeah, I know how it is.
I've been working as a developer in this company for 4 months now and depending on who I'm talking to I just nod, write down and search for it.
>>60198670
EE/CE major here, absolutely getting butt fucked by 18 semester hours for four years of uni while CS majors only have to take 13. I do envy how much time they have to work on their CS projects (because I have a lot of the classes they take), but at the same time, they're not going to understand shit when it comes to the hardware aspect of it all.
>>60196028
lo .. l?
>>60198740
yes also ECE, I made that OC out of frustration of these retarded compsci faggots running around thinking they run the stem world when actual engineers like you and I make their jobs possible
>>60196028
>>60198761
No way someone thought 2011 and 2011-3 sockets were the same... How retarded
lol
>>60198764
Enjoy being out of a job because your board has been shipped and there's no feasible way to continuously provide updates or add features.
>>60199013
GOT TO DELETE THIS
>>60198843
diminishing returns
>>60198843
WE HAVE LIFTOFF
>>60198843
*blocks your airflow*
heh
>>60199013
lol
>>60198632
How did that break it?
>>60200525
It didnt.
someone needs to wear this to a Stallman show
:^)
>>60201667
Did he seriously?
>>60199013
I came here to laugh, not to rage
>>60201703
>>60201667
>>60201789
I came here to laugh not rage
>>60201789
lol what a fucking tool
>>60201789
Fuck
Fucker needs to get raped.
>>60201735
>>60201842
Don't worry, Stargus is superior at this point anyway.
>>60201789
Just looked at that post. What a fucking faggot.
>>60200378
>dat sag
>>60198946
especially with that much money involved
>>60197001
You are udderly retarded.
>>60201789
Don't you guys identify at all with the developers? I would be glad to have it back...
What's the big deal? What would he have done with the code anyway?
>>60198670
It's cute when NEETs and betas have angst.
>>60199013
I would like to put my i7 on that, probably you just have to cut the audio ports cause mine is dolbi 7.1
>>60200505
lol that pII uncased
>>60201134
Link to actual product?
>>60203419
releasing source code which everyone but blizzard benefits from
versus
giving it back to the creators who basically give you free shit because they would have potentially lost millions otherwise
>>60206226
https://www.amazon.com/Programmer-Interject-moment-CyberPunk-T-shirt/dp/B071NDZM37/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1493879498&sr=8-1&keywords=cyberpunk+tshirt
>>60206631
>lost millions
it's a 20 year old game
it's a game they just made for free
stop
>inb4 cuts in to remastered profits
Not really because Remastered, i'd imagine, would use modern Battle.net that'll support all your friends joining your game easier than running a bootleg compiled version of the same game that doesn't even communicate on the same network.
>>60203419
How is this relevant for the developers?
The developers gets paid to make the software. It is corporate politics to keep that stuff secret.
If the code ended up online, they would have to find a better way to make money, but it wouldn't affect the programmers.
>>60206631
This is a good example of the difference with open source and free software.
Blizzard would have legal standing to bankrupt companies that used this in any way, so I doubt that it would change much.
>>60200101
I have he same headphone
>>60198268
>>60198431
cause people have other shit to do than teach you something you can search for.
>>60208465
Is that MDR XB1000 or 700?
>>60206810
>the livelihood of a company doesn't affect its employees
How are you seriously this stupid?
>>60208804
>the livelyhood of an infallible multi-billion dollar publisher somehow correlates with a source leak of a 20 year old game
Get fucking real BRO.
>>60208735
lost.
>>60201789
actually a cool story
>>60208820
>yfw they are all wearing heavy coats indoors because they can't afford central air
>>60201667
How to get ripped off.
>>60208735
damnit that last one
>>60208735
Gone.
>>60203419
>/g/
>developers
>>60202547
>yfw this is not actually a joke
http://webassembly.org/
http://asmjs.org/spec/latest/
>>60201789
I would backup the disc image. Wait everything to cool down and release it.
>>60198796
Wew lad
daily reminder that this thread is the cancer killing /g/
>>60202748
>Tomshardware
>>60208758
>people keep talking about some internal systems and services
>don't know what they are
>don't know how they work
>can't search for documentation because it doesn't exist
>if it does exist I have no permission to access it
>>60198063
This one is my favourite.
>>60198533
>PHP security
>Mongodb for morons
>>60215011
Can´t believe I lost to this shit.
>>60198316
Underrated post
>>60208632
can I get an example of that last one
>>60196028
its quite impossible without an abstraction layer isnt it
>>60196028
lmao
>>60210104
asm.js isn't anything close to assembly. It's just a subset of javascript that some browsers can optimize easily.
>>60208681
kek
>>60208837
>using heatsinks to cool your kid
>not using a peltier
fucking n00bs
>>60216695
Oh god, now you've gone and done it.
>>60208865
Fuck.
>>60198843
I'm clearly a fan
>>60208783
at first kind of weird, lost it in the last frame
>>60208681
Man if that last one is me I don't know what is
>>60198843
what kind of mobo have that many fan pin?
even my gaming mobo have like 1 cpu fan and 2 fan pin that's all
Please enjoying comedy picture
>>60208820
need to photoshop the mouse in there >>60208783
>>60206688
> Programmer Humor "Interject for a moment" CyberPunk T-shirt
> cyberpunk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uauGkDjT-m8
>>60208865
I just realized how comfy it is, that I grew up in pre-Facebook times..
I mean I was probably just as stupid with 14, but at least I coulnd't tell the world about it, so no one will ever know.
This guy will also grow up. And then he'll find a job. And just when he thinks everything is fine someone will accidentally see this picture and he'll have to quit his job because he'll be the laughing stock for everyone there.
>>60201789
That's actually a pretty cool story..
>>60210159
You see, that's the point.
Blizzard could have nothing to make sure he didn't just copy the disk. Maybe he even did?
But you have to be a real huge dick with no morals at all to take all those presents, go to BlizzCon - and leak it nevertheless.
So while it's of course a nice way to say "thank you" from Blizzard, it's also a pretty clever move.
BTW I've heard many times that Blizzard is one of the nicest empoyers out there, also I their games are great and were part of my childhood. So personally I'd always return something to them..
>>60208755
>did I broke it
fucking hell
>>60208722
godlike
>>60208735
Fuck that, I use a USB to move files between my main PC and my laptop. That is, if it's a document or a few pictures.
why are these threads never funny?
it's just the same images being reposted over and over again
>>60226462
>>60208783
Taxidermy is strange
>>60208735
This might be jokey and all, but I once spent 45min trying to set up the native windows network sharing for shits and giggles, between a win 7 and a win 10 machine on a bridged wifi connection. Ended up trying from the same network anyway, and failed. I just put the things I needed onto my phone and did it in 4 min...
>>60208722
top kek.
>>60218124
> asm.js
> just a subset of javascript
True, but that's not what he posted.
He posted wasm, which is an actual assembly language and corresponding binary code.
Here's some example wasm code:get_local 0
i64.const 0
i64.eq
if i64
i64.const 1
else
get_local 0
get_local 0
i64.const 1
i64.sub
call 0
i64.mul
end
and here's the hex representation of its corresponding binary code, which will be the code actually delivered to the browser:20 00
42 00
51
04 7e
42 01
05
20 00
20 00
42 01
7d
10 00
7e
0b
Yes, this is what the future web will be.
"Humor" threads are always shit, on all boards.
>>60225820
Same here. Wc1 was one of the first pc games i played, i must have been like 6. Wc2 was a childhood defining game for me and i still reinstall it sometimes from that black cd with the blue sword hilt on it. I played sc1 and diablo 1 and 2 in my early teens. Jumped into wow mid BC and that lasted on and off for 7 years. Then it was sc2 and d3 up till now. Fuck overwatch.
I really dont care to leak the source code to a 19 year old game.
But i wonder, what could one gain from leaking it? Surely there is someone willing to pay big bucks for it. Or maybe that person is a blizz employee b8ing to get their stolen shit back and send you to jail. Who knows
>>60228156
Edit: if it was me i would have asked to send the gay ass overwatch mouse back and see if they could sent me the league mouse instead.
>>60201667
what a faggot. blizzard needs to die
>>60225820
>Blizzard is one of the nicest empoyers out there, also I their games are great and were part of my childhood
get taste, faggot.
>>60222431
>even my gaming mobo have like 1 cpu fan and 2 fan pin that's all
I don't know of a single motherboard made in the last few years that didn't have at least 3 headers, CPU, System and Case.
>>60208795
> unclear on the concept of faggotry
Ah, to be that young again.
>>60228086
asm.js was the second link he posted.
>>60198740
Going in for CE in 4 months lad. When I tell people what I am studying they typically say "you mean computer science, right?". Fucking Normies need to burn.
>>60201667
I'm going to assume on that source CD is there style of how they write there coding for all there games. Seeing how everyone wants to see whats on the source code: either embarrassing intermediate coding or clever tricks and shortcuts on how cheat customers. Or maybe a sex scandal and has some dirt on there CEO boss. Or maybe the coding is code breaker to find Jimmy Hoffa's body and Blizzard probably has it and is using his labored body to power the workers there.
Shit now I really wanna know what's on that Disc..
>>60227553
World is gay. Is that's the joke?
>>60230817
The world is definitely female:
>mostly empty
>only good at sucking
>a lot of people came inside it
>for every smart thing in it, there are billions of idiotic ones
>gets excused for all the fuckups
>random and unpredictable
>not self-aware
>is better in 2D
>>60208758
I'm not complaining though.
I sign down the word (or usually an acronym I've never heard before) and search for it myself, as years of "fuck off faggot" on 4chan have taught me.
>>60208618
That's exactly what I see when someone tells me they program in C++
>>60208755
did he got an answer tho?
>>60230809
the fucking tobasco sauce
every fucking time
>>60196028
>>60198063
Describes me when I'm discussing politics.
>>60232583
this is gold
>>60208722
Nice.
>>60228086
It's still just a simple byte code that needs to be run by a virtual machine - the same virtual machine that's running the JavaScript already usually.
It's just more efficient, because you don't need to lex, parse and optimize a block of text and you don't need to guess types anymore.
In its current form, it can't even access web APIs or anything. Just create an environment with virtual memory (including a fixed stack size) and then expose functions that take integers from JS code and return integers to it, without side effects.
I really wish stupid fucktards like you stopped complaining about it. You obviously have no idea what is. All you read is "web" and "assembly" and in your retard mind 1+1 now makes three, so "THOSE STOOPET WEPPTARDS PUT ASSEMPLI IN MUH WEPP DID NOBODY THINK ABOUT SEGGURIDI? EVERYONE BUT ME IS STOPPET!"
>>60198843
kek that granny underwear color
>>60199013
NO
NONONONO
fucking reported
>>60224140
I used to own the 1983 model of that car. The Renault 4L is just so comfy. I loved it and I miss driving it.
>>60227531
kek i lost
>>60226462
>>60234252
Food expires by the time it goes down his neck. Fuck.
>>60199405
WTF just get 12v out the PSU
>>60202547
A manticore. Represents it well.
>>60203817
LOSS ACHIEVED
>>60224140
fuckin kek
fuckin key again after reading the description to the video
>>60196028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jskq3-lpQnE
>>60196028
>>60218569
>not dunking the kid in glycerine
>>60200378
that's pretty cool
>>60233138
idgi
>>60198119
Is that Docker? ;)
>>60198670
Sweet sweet NEET dropout tears
I knew an EE who graduated in 2011 and did taxes at an H&R block for 2 years making 40k
My entry level salary was 70k in a cheap cost of living area, get smoked
>>60236327
>[User was banned for this post]
Kek, I remember when I told some normies that I've been banned a few times from 4chan. They couldn't even believe it.
>>60208735
that last one
>>60208900
source?
asking for a friend
>>60201789
>out for drinks
>they force the devs to go out with a redditfag
k
>>60243886
Nublizz is full of redditards and worse scum.
>>60199079
>>60199188
What is so wrong with >>60199013 ?
>>60201667
Wait, was that before or after SC went completely free?
>>60244088
Pretty sure it never went completely open source (correct me if I'm wrong). That cd had the source code, which is why it was valuable.
>>60244210
I meant Free as in Free Beer
My wife loves torrents
It reminds her about our relationship
>>60244403
i don't get it
>>60243956
Its an xbox devkit pc. It was used to make xbox games back in the day however right nnow, these things are sought after because they would contain files and source code that would improve xbox emulation by 1000%. However, a redditor gets ahold of one without realizing what he has and proceeds to wipe it.
Once again why redditors are retarded.
>>60244356
Ye but the disc had the source code, even if the game is free as in free beer we still don't have the source code as long as it's not free as in free software.
The source code would open up vast modding and editing potential.
>>60244413
When 5 guys cum on your face at once while your husband watches, it's called a "torrent".
>>60244530
>your face
>while your husband watches
wut
>>60196028
>>60197983
>>60198063
>>60198119
>>60202547
>>60232583
>>60239815
>>60216674
these stupid book covers are not funny and have never been funny
stop posting them
>>60244210
Source code without the proper licensing is worthless.
>>60244886
Some of them are not funny, true, but most of them are.
They are not fuinny if you have never worked as a programmer, so I advise you leave the thread if you don't like them, shitter.
>>60244920
Unless you're a ruskie/chink who doesn't give a fuck and just wants to make shitty mods or something.
>>60244444
I see, thank you.
>>60244951
They're mildly amusing the first time you see them. The second time they're boring and trite. The 200th time you start hating the sight of them.
Yet they seem to be treated like the funniest thing ever and reposted in every single ylyl, sometimes several times per thread.
They are also very close to the type of humour that only people who recently learned the basics of programming will laugh at, because "hahaha they are l33t hackers now and they get all the l33t hacker jokes". You also sound like this type of person, by the way, with your "only real programmers can get these jokes, so if you don't find them funny, leave, because I'm a REAL programmer and I laughed at them" comment.
>>60244920
Because everyone always respects licenses and never redistributes anything that violates a license, right?
And besides if you use knowledge of the source code to make a mod, that mod doesn't necessarily violate the license. Maybe you're just that good at modding. Nobody can prove anything.
>>60245052
>>60244951
>>60233096
I think the concern is more the fact that complete obfuscation will become the norm for websites.
>>60201789
fucker should have pushed everything on github, gitlab and pastebin with a GPL3 licence but using completely innocent project description.
Wait a few month then claim prior publication (or wtf its called) forcing either a complete rewrite of SC or making it open source.
Probably wont work but who knows...
>>60236251
he looks like one of the repeat shitposter over at lain chan
>>60200101
I always thought about doing this. But wouldnt it be a safety hazard in terms of electricity? Imagine the airflow!
>>60198843
lol the fans cost more than all the other parts combined in that computer.
>>60246015
>Absolutely no control of the flow of air
>"airflow"
>>60199013
i remember the thread about this
>>60246037
I control my windows and I live in Canada.
>>60246150
Thanks for the info?
>>60208722
Lost it
>>60246159
>being this autistic
>>60246311
My post was supposed to indicate that that information is completely irrelevant to my previous post. You can't have good airflow (for PC parts) in a relatively huge open room. I'm sorry it went over yourhead.
>>60208865
jesus christ...
>>60245052
cool your autism senpai
>>60244886
funny is subjective
who are you to come in here and demand people follow your autism? kill yourself
>>60246342
why do you need airflow when its in the open?
>>60244886
That's because you don't even know the joke behind them
>>60247199
Same reasons you'd need airflow when it's not open.
>>60199013
DELETE THIS
>>60201789
>return priceless intellectual property
>get trash
>>60208900
> temple of nod
fuck yeah
>>60230809
>ripped out PCI socket
but how
>>60200378
I mean, it's a test bench, there's really nothing funny about that
>>60247314
i would be more concerned about things like humidity or water splashing around then air flow, senpai
>>60245052
It wasn't a /g/ humor thread, it was a ylyl, which means you laugh, you loose.
The point is to make you realize that your life is empty and you lost the game.
>>60199013
I'm actually confused as to why people are so mad about this.
>>60248300
This soft would go a long way towards making an ecksbawks emulator.
>>60248300
The loss of knowledge because of ignorance, I'd say.
>>60243576
Forgive the obvious bullshit price. It was the most relevant link I could find in the ~5 seconds that I actually gave a fuck.
Also, I have a dozen or so of these in a box in storage. All new in box. Miss the keyboards though, they were nice and heavy.
>>60248300
That was an original Xbox Dev Kit. The owner stripped away all of the components to make a custom tower for his PC. Thing was worth several thousands of dollars before he laid a finger on it, even if it was non-functional.
>>60227580
ayy lmao
>>60245052
Lol, those images must have hit a nerve. Which one triggered you the most?
>>60248730
...O-oh my god.
>>60248837
All the ones I've seen 50 times or more.
Meaning each and every one of them
>>60249787
One day, I'll motivate myself and read seriously about it.
>ctrl+f lol
>6 matches
Back to r/funnimaymays
>>60198843
>Buy Noctua
>a lot of the
Living the dream goy
>>60249898
I don't get the C++ one. Can anyone explain it?
I can't find the old classic about jpg compression.
Does someone have it?
>>60250263
headers
>>60243956
>>60248300
it's the new
1
2
34
that everyone gets needlessly outraged over
>>60198670
>learn things you could learn with some free time and a few google searches
But anon, that's true for nearly everything.
>>60250263
non expert here, maybe the #include statements potentially including multiple copies of the same code if you don't know what you're doing?
>>60225697
This is what keeps me comfy at night. We will never worry about stupid shit like this and we can dig any kind of shit any time from almost anybody with a couple of searches.
>>60250263
In C++, classes and structures are passed by copy by default. Full copy of data, invocation of constructors and so on.
It's a common rookie mistake to forget the pointer/reference and just pass by copy.
>>60227655
Does anyone have that image?
>>60250491
why is one of them a nigger?
>>60239882
He was probably retarded or went to a shitty school.
>>60251041
Why are you a retard? It's the same reason: some people are born that way.
>>60251419
That's sad
No one should be forced to be a nigger
>>60233882
thats not ink you fucktard
Apple
>>60251434
You must over 18 to use this site
>>60251977
I'm not a robot
>>60251909
Lost
>>60244444
CHECKED
>>60250472
What does
1
2
34
mean? (Guy that posted xbox devkit btw)
>>60252759
Oh wait a minute. Is it that greentext?
>>60252778
It is.
>>60252789
thanks
>>60210104
>In the future, i will be able to develop front end without javascript
what a time to be alive
>>60216792
what you mean example?
>>60252759
Get ready, nigger.
>>60252759
>>60253355
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET.
>>60253444
I've read this a few times, and this is the first time I paid attention to the dates. I think I might know this person...
>>60233429
hehehehe
>>60227687
Just casually browsing /g/ and find the murder of your high school classmates mom.
>>60253600
you should find out for sure. It might be kinda interesting to get an update for that shitfest.
>>60255398
All I know is that this guy probably posted on 4chan, had a mom that heavily favored his sister, and that mom bought his sister a laptop while the guy got nothing. This became a sensitive subject, because he doesn't talk to them any longer for a reason he never explained, so I'm scared of asking, especially since I haven't talked to him in years. It's probably not him now that I think of it.
>>60199013
fucking pcmasterrace kids
>>60201789
holy shit if I were him I'd clone the CD image and then send it back haha
>>60208865
My children will not know what the internet is until they are at least 45.
>>60233429
oh god that filename.
Lost
>>60208681
oh god. I need adderall because this is me. >>60208837
Is this an onion post?
>>60218225
The guy who with lewie terry's disease
>>60233417
Holy shit anon, you're old. I was born 10 years later lmao.
>>60258786
nah man i am not that old i am just poor and i couldn't afford a better car. i only sold it last year desu.
>>60196028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00e41pD4TJ0
>>60251977
spotted the nigger
>>60250365
based anon who did this
>>60199770
>>60199770
I laughed. Thanks anon. It means a lot