How does /g/ deal with keyboard funks?

>>60151908
use them to prepare a nice soup

>>60151908
You stop eating at your computer and bathe/wash your hands

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that's gross jordan

>>60152130
thanks

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>>60151908
Absolutely disgusting. One of the benefits of a fucking mechanical keyboard is how easy it is to pop the keys off. You can literally pull them off with your fingers if you don't have a keycap puller.

>TFW go to a co-worker's house to pick up a spare HDD he was giving me and see his Membrane logitech keyboard

Motherfucker does chewing tobacco and HOLY SHIT I don't know how people live like that. Rest of his house was clean though which is what made it so odd.

Make. Oar


Post before I pass out lol

I'm a true virgin age 30 when June 17 arrives.
Live in mom's basement.
Literally no friends. Not even online.


WTF do I do to catch up with my peers? Even my younger siblings are buying their own homes and shit.

https://youtu.be/KuO3V-XQgKc

Keeo your stupid questions in the general.

>>60152729
>>>r9k

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>>60152729

>>60152729
You missed the starting gun

>>60151908
dude free weed lmao

>>60152729
I understand your plight, keep your head up,

>>60152651
>>60152729
You drunk or something, faggot?

>>60152729
>>60152651
got those pictures of you pissing your pants from years ago?

haven't been on /g/ for a while

>>60152729
Get out there and try.

I never talked to anyone
Rarely talked to even my family
Spent 90% my time on my PC untill I was 24.
Lived with my parents
Dug ditches for a living

I got a real welding job and started making friends
I literally started talking to people just a year ago and it has vastly improved my life.
I even got a date with a co-worker.

There is hope for even the most pathetic

>>60152729
How did you even end up like that?

>>60151908
>get a water pressure cleaner
>apply on keyboard
>profit???

>>60156831
Nigga what

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>>60151908
1. Unplug
2. Hold over rubbish bin
3. pic related
4. Plug back in

Your keyboard is now clean

>>60156188
Are you a fag?

>>60152729
>June 17


Mah nigga, same birthday

>>60154571
no one told you when to run

>>60151908
I don't. I clean myself like a normal human being.

>>60157067
>paint your keyboard
are you retarded

>>60151908
KYS JORDAN

>>60159931
Why would you want to kill yourself

>>60159989
>not wanting to

>>60159989
Why would you not?

Are you stupid or something?

Have you tried not being a dirty piece of shit? I highly recommend it.

>>60152729
>no friends. Not even online.
you're not even trying then faggot

>>60152729
>>>/adv/

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once every couple months bring my case and shit for a blowjob in the garage