APPLE INTERVIEW

They're going to creep you out with their almost religious fanaticism.
They'll go into needless details, like how the apple store was designed to be geometrically perfect or how the floor tiles are designed to line up with the street outside or whatever.

>>60139493
So is gasping in awe a requisite?

>>60139493
Interesting, now does this help my chi? I always think about killing niggers how can an apple product cure me?

They want to see if you're a human being. They really don't want autists from /g/ working there. It honestly doesn't matter how technical you are as long as you are approachable and down to earth.

Source: worked at AppleCare

Last time I went to an apple store, at least half the people working there were openly homosexual.

You'd better act gay if you want that job.

>>60139563
>entering a known den of homosexuals

You just outed yourself fám

>>60141041
>den of homosexuals
>You just outed yourself fám
kek

That says way more about you than him.

>act gay, or at the very least metrosexual
>do yoga
>sip on starbucks everyday
>listen to mediocre music

>>60141103
this
and never mention privacy, linux, human rights and things like that

>>60139563
Nah anon that's how millennials talk. They're flamboyant and have a valley girl cadence. It's an easy mistake to make though.

OP it's probably very simple and more customer service focused. I don't know for sure though. I imagine you just have to be familiar with the mac environment and say how great Steve Jobs is and how you're passionate about mac. The super nerd is probably in the back fixing screens and shit, while you guys out front are fixing retards email settings when they fuck it up, that's probably as complicated as it gets.

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Tell them about installing gentoo

>>60139563
can confirm. my boyfriend works at an Apple store.