>want to program >have no computer

>>60136720
program on w/e device you are posting on

I used to code C on an iPod Touch 2g jailbroken with SSH running Bash with a first party SSH client connected to localhost
GCC works fine on it
You just need motivation.

>>60136774
> im a 1337 haxxor on my iPad

>>60136720

I program C on my phone with cpp droid

>>60136774
>SSH to localhost
Literally why

>>60136720

how much money is a chromebook nowadays? run crouton on that shit, get your linux and start takakakaka away.

>>60136774
>>60136986
Fuck on screen keyboards.

I don't see a reason to have a computer when my phone does everything i want it to these days anyway

>>60136720
dude for about a hundred dollarydoos you can get a refurbed business laptop with a core2 and 4gigs of ram

>>60136774
...
This level of retardation
I haven't checked /g/ in a couple weeks but this cancer right here is the last straw

Goodbye forever fags

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>>60136720
It's okay anon.
Just dream in code.

>>60137317
my brain does not have a compiler

>>60137327
Kek

I got my first computer in 10th grade, we were piss poor white trash.
I was programming since 5th grade though, writing my programs on sheets of paper and then running them either at the school lab or when parents gave me money for the computer club.

Hey /g/, I recently got a laptop to fuck around learning how to code, installed ubuntu on it, and I'm having problems compiling the examples, Im using geany because I couldnt figure out how to save on Vim (esc shift ZZ wasnt working) now when ever I try to compile the saved files I get some permissions error, wat do?

>>60137327
Then dream in binary.

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>want to program
>am too much of a lazy fuck to do anything at all productive or worthwhile

>>60136720
You don't need a computer, all you need is a whiteboard, pen, and the ability to sum all prime numbers under 2 million.

>>60136720

I literally find whole systems in the trash all the time, go out night before trash day and I can guarantee you find one in less than a week

>>60136720
If you're in the US: govdeals.com
There's always some college looking to get rid of shit.

>>60137496
Your parents spoiled you.

>>60136720
how the FUCK are you posting then

Get a cheap as fuck second hand thinkpad, install a GNU/Linux distro and start learning you lazy fuck.

>>60136989
i'd assume nobody wrote a terminal emulator for ios.

>>60139159
Doesn't even need to be a ThinkPad. People throw out working desktop machines constantly. This guy has no excuse really.

>>60139176
True that.

>>60137303
see you tomorrow

>>60137327
>his brain doesn't have a compiler

>>60136720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe880w5cX80
You don't that trash.

>>60136774
Get a pinebook it costs barely 100$

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>>60136720
>want to program
>have intel p4 celeron one core
wat do?

>>60137388
>white trash
No such thing as white trash.
>on completely other note
I want to start programing, don't know how.

>>60137317
>tfw I dream about code but when I wake up I realize it's all bullshit.

>>60140206
start programing ?
i started on a fucking 500mhz celeron

>>60140206
It litteraly doesn't matter

>>60140258
>>60140296
b-but I want to use SSE4, AVX512 and other goodies

>>60137303
that escalated quickly

>>60137044
Bluetooth keyboards work fine with android.

>>60140307
Fist thing you need to do, is check your wants.

Get a god damn raspberry pi you fucking inept retard

>>60140356
This

>>60136720
Pen and paper my friend

pen and paper then go to the computer in ur university/workplace. thats how i did it about 40 years ago

>>60140422
never drop your stack of punch cards!

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>want to kode
>not a female
should I start HRT?

Get a RasbPi?

Or alternatively learn the theory behind programming, algorithms, data structures, computation, and you'll end up 5000% ahead of everyone else once you get to a computer.

>no computer
>post on /g/
Well how do you manage to do that? You can program on android and ios scumbag wanker

Get a job, fucking liberal democrat.

>>60138360
This. Although it's usually easier to just hit up your nearest college or university and tell them you're poor as fuck. Most of the time some kindly old liberal there will give you a steal on some ~4 year old hardware.

>>60140554
Get a gender reassignment surgery, then we can talk, goy.

I learned to program on a $5 dollar RPi Zero hooked up to an old CRT television I picked up for free.

>>60140554
Just get a skirt and some thigh-highs.

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>want to program
>waste time shitposting on /g/ instead

>tfw to stupid too learn too program

>>60136720
>>want to program
>>have no computer

Then you are a piece of shit for not building one or several from discarded computers. The world is awash in computers.

Consider suicide.

>>60140230
>No such thing as white trash.

Oh yes there are, and the term originated in the South among whites to distinguish human garbage whites from darkies. It has a specific meaning and is nothing like redneck.

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>don't want to program
>loving my life rn