/g/ YLYL thread

>>60132474
There's no trackpoint there. Step it up

>>60132643
>upgrade to the most recent specs for $99 every 2 years
is this deal still going on?

>>60132561
Respectable

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>>60132433

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>>60132474
>>60132657
Fixed that for you

>>60132849
thanks

>>60133032
keeeeek

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>>60133220
That fucking pisses me off so much. The bitch can clearly see the fucking burn marks on the metal part of the iron, and yet she's fucking holding it there. She hasn't even got any fucking solder, and unless a particular problem on the motherboard can be solved by prodding it with a piece of metal, she has no idea what she's fucking doing. I fucking hate stock photos.

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What's her hacker name, g?

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>>60133101
>Uzi

>>60133328
Crash Overweight

>>60133328
>Our digital footprint has more impact than ever
And I'm sure her physical one does too

>>60132474
10 seconds in your pocket and you can say bye-bye to your future kids

>>60132675
over clocking, not even once

>>60133101
That sounds fun af desu

>>60132846
Repesin'd.

>>60132433
>433▶>>60132686
fucking kek

>>60132716
im a tiger rawr

1
2
34

>>60132675
ylyl, not gore

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>>60132354
Joey Bosa more like Joey BOZO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>60133349
damn this hurts

>>60132675
Someone really needs to defragment.

>>60132408
Stallman jokes are fucking cringy.

>>60132419
Give me a blue one. Now!

>>60132595
I miss lanparties.

>>60133328
Why the fuck are half of them in their underwear. What the fuck. Not even guys do that, that's just retarded. Also why are so many women "social media experts", what a totally bullshit job title.

>>60133032
lost

>>60133951
>half
all of them are in their underwear. half of them are only in their underwear and bra.

>>60132474
What does the punch card say? My best attempt:

>&VD(B?TA)*3OSD

The question mark is the code 12-5-9, which does not map to a printable character. Some of the punches in row 12 don't seem to line up correctly, but 5-9 is pretty clear and it's not valid at all without *any* top zone punch.

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>>60133160
i recently pulled the cable of the fan of my hp pavilion multimedia notebook.

now it cant run 3d games anymore, but its completely quiet.

probably the best decision i ever made in my life.

>>60133949
So do I but now that most people can afford least 10 Mbps internet has rendered them obsolete. That was kinda the whole point of them anyway = only way at the time to play seriously with lots of people cause Ethernet was faster than the low speed cable/dsl/dial-up services.

>cyber security major
>uses win10 with telemetry shite enabled
>uses chrome with neko-sweatshirt loli on startpage
>uses visual studio for programming instead of FOSS/free as in free beer editors
>tape over webcam without disabling it in bios
>says linux is bad because you can't play most windows-only games on it

>>60133286
>blaming the model instead of the photographer

>>60132491
me

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>>60134209

why is it important to disable camera in bios? is the nsa going to pop the tape off my camera with a high energy photon beam or something?

>>60134308
Microphone is still on.

>>60134207
That wasn't the point at all. People got together to have their own weird experience of social interaction. To show off their rig, share file collections, talk about latest bullshit

Sure most of the time there was gaming, but there were serious competitions being held as well.

>>60133949
same, but now that StarCraft is free, I'm gonna be setting up the LAN Parties again. Staying up to 4AM, drinking Mtn Dew and BALLS energy drinks, and dusting up the keyboard with Cheetos. I'm fucking pumped

>>60134308
I'll admit that one was personal; he believes his laptop will brick if he touches anything in the BIOS.

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>>60133925

>>60133328

>Large Marge hacking the patriarchy free of charge

>>60133328
>What's her hacker name, g?
B1g McL@rg3hug3

>>60134135
Clever.

>>60133032
Laughing so hard my sides have been goneded WOW

>>60133328
Whew, American growth hormones at work.
>hacker name
Cheesecake Bane

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>>60134419
this HAS to be fake

>>60132665
*some restrictions apply

>>60134669
>"Network"

>>60133463
Top fucking kek i died

>>60134669
I am sad to say that I went to that University...

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>>60132419
>Amazon

>>60133328
>digital footprint
It's more like a hole

>>60133032
In the real world, it's more like 95%.

>>60133463
Top fucking KEK

>>60132561
>she identifies as a man
>she, a man
>FB: OK...
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>60135034
ummm

>>60133328
E4ts F1ddyX

>>60133884
>Star player in his rookie season of the NFL
>Made more money in 1 season than you will most likely make in 5 years.
>Will make more money in 5 years of playing in the NFL than you can make in 5 life times.
Boy he sure is a bozo alright!

>>60134638
Fuck off reddit

>>60135522
NO ITS BECAUSE HE'S AN LA CHARGER KEK

>>60133423
Я нe oчeнь дoгнaл....

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>>60133463
Fuck lost.

>>60133328
ChairOverflow

>>60133032
Lost

>>60136005
I don't want to be part of this species anymore

>>60136130
Did he get kicked out of someone's house or something?

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>>60136005
>>60135108
>>60134915
>>60134866
>>60134544
>>60133349
>>60133065
>>60132846
>>60132716
>>60132676
This is /g/ not /b/.

>>60134877
Holy shit me too

>>60136253

Golf clubs are technology.

>>60132776
underrated

>>60133372
thank you for sharing this

>>60136278
True, I'll pay that.
>>60136253
Another note, the time stamps on most those images.
Fuck off newfag.

>>60136055
Is she even for real? It's literally just

return (a>b ? a : b);

>>60132555
almost got me

>>60136343

Isn't it past your bedtime grandpa?

>>60136339
Na, that's an edit.

>>60133372
I used to take my TV to the bathroom and watch anime while in the tub. Watched Toradora that way.

>>60133328
Jupiter

>>60136266
>>60134877
>>60134669
>New Zealanders

>>60133328
Imagine the smell of that chair

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>>60136055
>censoring the original
disgusting

>>60136490
So simple, yet horrifying.

>>60134352
>Still have a couple big lan parties a year to play quake, starcraft, etc
It's pretty fun. Everyone is roughly the same skill too, so it never feels unfair.

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>>60133328
>Bullshit free zone
>All women workplace
My sister bitches all the time about the women she works with, and repeatedly says she doesn't have nearly as much trouble when she works with men.

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>>60136490

>>60132474
...I am surprisingly ok with this

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>>60136521
Yeah it does look pretty atrocious without the comments.

Also the "what the fuck" is pretty funny.

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>>60136005

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>>60133101
>he can actually do all of the superhuman things listed in the skills part
>you too would be able to do those things if you joined
>everyone thinks he is joking and nobody signs up

>>60132675
lost, like tears in rain.

>>60133951
>Also why are so many women "social media experts", what a totally bullshit job title.
But anon, they have the amazing ability to have twitter open on their macbook, ipad, AND iphone at the SAME TIME. You're just JEALOUS of their unique gift.

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>>60132474

>>60137106
LOST haha omg

>>60133424
can i borrow your usb?

>>60133328
Even disregarding girthwise, why is she twice as large as all the others even in height?

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>>60137240
Because I GIMPed her larger.

She's still huge, tho

>>60136055
Please tell me this isn't real.

>>60136521
>>60137001
Contrary to popular belief that implementation is not original, so the "what the fuck?" comment is probably a "i dont understand where that number came from and why this works".

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>>60137287

>Bullshit free zone.

>>60132451
>Grass is for niggers
That's not even funny, it's true.

>>60136914

So what you're saying as she can rely on the men to put up with her shit and do her work for her?

>>60133909
Kek

>>60137025
This would be a pretty funny idea for a mini-series

>>60133463
lol I'm dying

>>60137025
He's like a young, white, autistic version of Mr. Miyagi

>>60137797
>just where the hell are you, anyway?

kekd

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>>60132419

>mfw this is listed as a "cyberpunk" shirt

>>60133423
what language is this

>>60137797
More /cyb/ than half of /cyb/

>>60135140
why is there a fucking tome for facebook?

>>60138142
Russian you pleb

>>60138255

that's a stack of 2 or 3

>>60132474
>magsafe
>magsafe 2

I lost.

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>>60137287

I thought I recognized her

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>>60138437
Reminds me of the one from the QA where the /fit/ bloke is questioning her on her diet.

>>60134669
(((network)))

>>60133328
Garbage Collector

>>60134179
You got me.

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>>60133328

>>60133951
>why are so many women "social media experts"

Because it's easy and pays well

>>60133328

Tank Girl

>>60139106

>Social media experts
>media experts
>have probably never heard of marshall mcluhan

>>60133328
Going with the obvious:

FATLAB

>>60133328

Acid Reflux

>>60133328
She's the hacker known as 4-chins

>>60134489
>>60134951
>>60136136
>>60139141
>>60139266

(you) . . . I like (you)

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>>60139266
The magic that would happen if we could get him and her together :3

>>60137797
Where is the powerglove

>>60139293

that's a real neuromancer, faggot. He doesnt play with children's toys.

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>>60134669
MFW I just graduated from this University.

>>60133424
>Still using a jump stick in 2017

>>60139239
Noice haha!

>>60132491
I'm more concerned over the girl holding the blowtorch.

>>60137025
he runs it all for free out of his alot too

this thread is the cancer killing /g/

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>>60132354

>>60139510
mad.

>>60136490
Is this real

>>60136080
WHAT IS THIS MAGIC?

>>60133491
Seems fair to me, I want 7 of those!

>>60132474
Where can i order?

>>60134489
sides=disintegrated

>>60136466
Gross

>>60134179
Dead

>>60139759
Hello fellow kiwi

>>60132474
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this phone

>>60139869

you spoke too soon. Look what anon did

>>60132849

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>>60134669
Always fucking Christchurch, what a shithole

>>60139913
kek

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>>60139913

>>60139913
You can almost smell them.

>>60132911
Why would she be proud he bought a laptop?

>>60139985
It's a business laptop. She thought her son got hired for an office job and needed a laptop for it.

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>>60136490

>>60132354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sibU3L0NkHg

>>60133101
>>60137025
This:
>>60134689

>>60133423
What do the runes say?

>>60138142
CS:GO

>>60140278
>>60140253

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as the plan of attack, is in fact, Rushing B, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Rush B cyka blat!. Rushing site is not an plan unto itself, but rather another component of a fully functioning power play made useful by the surprise factor, low cost of tech 9's and rout taken comprising a shorter path as defined by "Site B".
Many competitive players run a modified version of the cyka blat! system every day, without realizing it.

>>60136005
Is that shit all over it? This is legit disturbing lol

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>>60132561
Shit, couldn't you just pull the tumblr card all the time then when posting nsfw stuff?

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>>60140631
So this, is the power of free software.

>>60140715
free your software, your cunny will follow!

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>>60140623

>>60137287
How do you get this good at gimp?

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Anybody got the GNU/Cheese grater?

>>60140623
why are yanks so fucking dumb?

>>60140189
Ha ha...

>>60140782
Steven Hawking is a cuck anyway.

>>60140791
Relevance?

>>60140623
god what fucking retards

I'd just like to interject for moment. What you're refering to as "Swiss Cheese", is in fact, GNU/Cheese, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Cheese. Swiss Cheese is not a cheese unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning cheese system made useful by the Switzerland, France and Italian system components comprising a full cheese based OS as defined by American Cheese Society.

>>60133328
Dixie Fatline

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>>60133328
>bullshit free zone
>inhabited by the epitome of bullshit

>>60140871
anyone know what the album in the pic is?

>>60140920
No James

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>>60138437

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>>60137240
>>60137287
lmao I didn't even notice

>>60140920
cropping + reverse image search
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDMUxDUpFNY

>>60141024
thanks man

>>60133328
Why are they in their underwear?

>>60132354
If it looms stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

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>>60141007
>not using Krita

>>60136055
Would it return 5 if a and b are the same?

>>60138255
for elder people I guess

>>60132849
>Guitar jack
Oh fucking yes

>>60133032
Well this is clever

>>60133909
Looks like his hard drive was a soft drive after all.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold!

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>>60133328
>>60133463
Fucking kek.

>>60132776
Laughed too hard at this

>>60141145
Yes.

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>>60141024
It actually sounds pretty fucking good.

>>60140623
Well 2505 is here after all.

>>60141024
Album art reminds me of Yume Nikki.

>>60141429
yeah the album art is why i wanted it

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made some OC for you guys

>>60141495
this is from the /cyb/sec/ thread you frick

>>60141529
yeah I posted it in both

>>60135140
I get that these are usually bought by people who are tired of telling their elderly grandparents how facebook works, which is a niche in itself so fair enough i guess, but I fail to see how Pinterest is a complex enough website that it needs a book explainer. Facebook has quite a lot to it when you consider all the pages, games, apps etc, but Pinterest? It's just a content feed in multiple columns and a "save-for-later" functionality.

>>60141616
Never underestimate how fucking retarded beyond all hope the average user can be.

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>>60133101
>Control Animels
>Breath Underwater
>the ninja way is not to fight
>UZI

>>60133220
>WOMEN IN STEM

>>60140968
kek

>>60132716
why did i laugh at this

save your precious uptime by rebooting in the background:

reboot &

>>60141199
1/4" TS jack, not specifically used for guitars.

>>60137287
>being this good at gimp
do you have any tutorials or videos I should watch?

>>60133124
At least he [spoiler]excels at something[/spoiler]

>>60132354
what did he mean with this?

>>60132474
would buy

>>60141529
>you frick
oh god
/g/ really is just nothing but kids

>>60141169
So, is this what older people think I study at school? Lol

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>>60132716

>>60143828
Oh.... You don't swat a black streamer.
That's just cold.

>>60143828
Not even playing the game?

>>60143892

dats wacist

>>60140758
>>60142561
This one wasn't too bad, actually. The high contrast and bright background make it easy to blend. A few things that help me are:

* Use plenty of layers - have a purpose for each layer.

* Think about where shading, background, and other objects in the image fall when making your edit. Notice that I shortened the table and removed the cell phone in my version because it works visually.

* Work on your project in sessions. I think I spent forty minutes to an hour on that edit, but I broke it up into two sittings and caught a few things I would have forgotten otherwise.

* Constantly check your small changes by zooming out to the full resolution. It's easy to make a portion of the image look really good zoomed in, but have it throw the image off at full size.

Other than that, just find something you want to work on and practice. That's the easiest way to figure out which tools you like to use. Images with little shading and a subject popping out of the background at a higher resolution are a good way to practice.

>>60141104
>>60139106
>>60133951
It's unironically an advertisement for coding lingerie. Why stop at programming socks?
https://www.dearkates.com/pages/lookbook-the-ada

>>60133286
>I fucking hate stock photos.
I worked as an intern in 90s in a newspaper with my buddy, and our sole job was to look for appropriate photos for articles in pre-fucking-digital stocks.
>really BIG, dark and cold archive full of folders
>even though they were roughly categorized, it sometimes took hours to find the right picture
>needless to say, the work was brain damaging
>we're both high on weed everyday
>we created this "Stockland" in our minds, a happy place where everybody smiles and stares at cabbage when they're not sitting in a window drinking cocoa
>boss doesn't even mind because he knows what we have to go through and we're alone in the archive anyway

>>60139552
obviously no..

>>60140856
heh

>>60134170
> buy a used Latitude for a friend
> shit is quiet ... waaay too quiet
> turns out some dude pulled the CPU fan cable

Don't even know why, that laptop makes like no sound even on full load. Must have been some autist fuck.

Not implying you are an autist too, I know cheaper laptops have horrible fans.

>>60139900
> imagine the time it took him to take this pic
Fucking sad desu

>>60144183
i feel you. i've worked as a layouter and typesetter in the early '00 and have to do the same for magazines and catalouges with kilometers of stockphoto cd-roms and printed thumbnail indexes. every now and then i still find a picture in a newspaper or ad and get the full ptsd experience.

>>60138468
did you know that she died?

shit was so cash

>>60141105
>Having this low bar of something working

>>60133328
Bloated application

>>60144502
it can be annoying if its used in a quiet room. i can even hear some coil whine from my thinkpad sometimes.

>>60141695
How would you even go about writing a book to explain something to someone like that?

>>60143919
Exactly.

>>60141024
Kind of reminds me of Elephant Gym. I'm digging it.

>>60136005
is he still going?

>>60133328
SnackOverflow

>>60136130
thats too fucking nice of a monitor to be bringing into maccas

>>60132354
I don't understand why would you do that eve.

>>60133455
underrated reaction memeface xD

>>60132474
>>60132849

Where's the Onahole?

>>60133393

this is super underrated

>>60133393
Holy crap. This gives the linux meme a whole new meaning.

>>60133393
Filesystem failure. So the hard drive just failed
Also
>Gentoo
The only use of Gentoo I've ever seen that makes sense

>>60132474
Where is USB C

>>60139397
kek

>>60133328
Big girl on a small tablet.

Her digital footprint leaves more impact than ever.

Bet she needs that heart rate monitor in her smart watch to know when she's about to have a heart attack.

>>60134135
Engineering at it's finest

>>60143566
Do you even ironing?

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>>60133463

>>60132474
I'd buy it, unironically.

>>60134135

I feel like this sort of thing could pass for art in a moder art museum.

>>60134128

This is what happens when you don't wash your hands and then use the laptop.

>>60150268
I think it was spilled chocolate milk.

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>>60133949

>>60134179
Fuck, i have that mouse and its pretty comfy. Also, no radar can track my clicks