MEANWHILE IN CYBERPUNK /g/

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>install windows 155x on my left arm cybernetic interface
>bluescreens when i move my arm too fast

> try to suck my own dick

> wrist pc with government assigned shilldows 9000 tells me to stop

>>60131936
>install linux on my left arm cybernetic interface
>literally can only wank with the force of a thousand suns, any other function I have to make myself

year of the linux neurocybernetic interface!

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>tfw still no thumbnails in gtk file picker

>>60131916
>tfw GloppyLinux still doesn't support my eyes fully and lack even basic automatic exposure time adjustment, because devs are "really busy" (probably having vr sex as a horse), and they say "users should be greatful that it's free and they have a working software"
>kernel 7.65 still has unpatched bugs from 15 years ago
>still no unified driver API for linux
tel me /cyb/ why the fuck my expert system recommended me this waste of cpu cycles, despite having full knowledge about my habits, interests, political views, general preferences ?

>>60132746
Because this is the best we have.
After Windows 23 when (((they))) "accidentally" backed up everyone's memories through an unsafe connection and literally everyone got flagged for illegal activity they banned proprietary brain software.
Don't you remember the chaos when people realized that you can do crime because the system is too busy flagging your childhood memories as child porn?

2078 will be the year of the linux desktop

>>60131983
>>60131994
>buy Apple Arm, randomly starts jacking off other dudes when I get close to them

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Aren't these threads also the netsec threads?
Just got a Network+ textbook. am excite to start learning networking

>post in cyb threads all the time
>suddenly some jackass combines it with sec
>I'm too stupid to understand anything in the thread
>lainchan is still fucked
>nowhere else to go

I'm glad this thread is here.

>>60134591
I haven't been on lainchan in a while what the fuck happened?

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>govnet won't let me download Arch packages
>head down to my software dealer who's patched into the unmonitored Corpnet™
>he wants an hour with me in the maid uniform
>jokes on him, years of browsing /dpt/ have conditioned me to enjoy it
>new tiling manager keeps crashing, but inbetween reboots I get some dope screenshots and rack up (You)s, which are now exchangable for dogecoin
>buy a 2-hour cuddling session with imported Vietnamese schoolgirl

>>60134237
>using anything but the GNU/Arm

-look are not perfect yet.... but they will improve in the next version!
-can you choose two different index fingers for your iArm? PROTIP: you can't. GNU/Arm mustard race
-I can use any nail color I want
-If I don't like the my fingers, I can just change them myself (I just didn't get around it yet)
-minimalist metal design, iArm keks be jelly
-if the step-motor breaks, I can just fix it myself. Enjoy paying for the repair iArm fags.

>>60134657
Kalyx wiped the site, and Appleman only had backups ON THE SERVER THE SITE WAS ON

Basically kalyx was a fag and Appleman was incompetent

This thread explains it in more details: lainchan
org/q/res/81.html

I downloaded a FOSS operating system into the computer that runs my cybernetic bodyoarts but it lacks drivers for my e-cock so I can't fuck any of my sex-bots. How do I install Neo-Windows drivers in debian 10?

>>60134237
Oh wow, another WHINER. Hey buddy, maybe you have no taste, but I for one ENJOY jerking off cocks. I'm glad Apple™ added this feature, it's such a shame there are so many small-minded complainers who can't see how this is fulfilling Steven Jobs' (pbuh) vision of what it means to be an Apple™ consumer.

>>60134767
not even going to put a reaction to this. I can't fucking believe it.

>>60131916
Hey /g/, my IntMD Ri207-3200Xk keeps giving me a core timeout error. Is there any way to fix this without having to take it in for warranty work? I just got the last of the botnet scrubbed of this thing, and they'll just add it back on and give me a fine for tampering.

>>60134237
Fuck. I'm an apple guy and that joke is god damned funny.