>download ubuntu iso >windows defender detects it as malware

>everyone in the room starts clapping

>>60131232
Microsoft making sure you can't get out

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>>60131232
>install winblows 10
>every av known to man detects it as malware

>>60131232
>implying Ubuntu is not malware

Amazon botnets and such.

>Windows Defender
>Defends Windows monopoly
I don't know what you expected

>use linshit
>lose every functionality and be left with a shitty os only good for autists ricing it to anime

>>60131232
>download ubuntu iso
>orange everywhere
>it's a keeper, folks. ubuntu is great, and it's a keeper...

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>>60134658
Forgot the screenshot!

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>bring laptop with linux to class
>leave a terminal window open to impress everyone
>type tree
>everyone claps

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>bring laptop to class for presentation
>running glorious arch linux
>my turn to present
>can't connect to projector
>its ok i'll just download and install the driver
>ask prof what model the projector is
>gives a "you fucking shitting me?" look and shrugs
>eventually find out
>find drivers on shady chinese website
>its ok tho linux dont virus
>kernel panic
>laptop shuts down
>hard drive fucked
>class erupts in laughter
>all the white people clap
>run out of the building in shame
>get mugged by nignoggers in the parking lot
>"yo whiteboy is this some linux shit? keep it"

>>60134760
>find drivers on shady chinese website
Arch users would never do this.

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>>60131252
>and it was Albert Einstein

>buy a ubuntu thinkpad
>bring class to the thinkpad
>take the class on my thinkpad to school
>when I arrive a swat team is waiting for me
>get arrested for being a suspected school shooter for owning a thinkpad
>they find out my thinkpad is chinese
>get deported to guantanamo bay
>now I have my entire life to overthink my past mistakes
Thanks Ubuntu.

>>60135049
>in 20 year you get released as the new Nelson Mandela
Thanks Ubuntu.

>trying to connect shitty cheap HP printer to windows 10 desktop
>download a 240mb driver
>try to install
>requires an update to .net framework for some reason
>net framework never installs right
>4 times i try this
>trying to find solutions for almost 2 hours
>finally give up
>plug it into shitty thinkpad x41t with lubuntu 16.04
>configure it in the printers GUI in a minute
>print a test page
>it fucking works

MAGIC
A
G
I
C

>buy laptop for college
>comes with something called ubuntu
>doesn't let me install my verizon internet
>doesn't let me install microsoft office
>fail college
>life ruined

Thanks Ubuntu

>>60131232
based microsoft is just trying to save you from the amazon botnet

install gentoo

>>60134760
I thought the linux kernel had no problem with projectors.

>>60134785
Yeah real Arch users would find shady Chinese drivers in the AUR and not check the PKGBUILD

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>>60134670
TRUMPet

>>60135358
>not check the PKGBUILD
Arch users would never do this.

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>>60135358
>mfw Arch has been my primary OS for 3 years and I really enjoy the experience and the community
>mfw I can honestly say this type of thinking is rampant in Arch ""culture"" and accurately describes the type of naivety most Arch users display (having misguided values when it comes to security/privacy, having far too much faith/trust in the primary Arch devs- that imo, are little more than hobbyists, and the problem is they are simply not bound by rules that are typically present in an actual business/professional environment or project. There is no real oversight or legal reprecussions if the developers don't follow the straight and narrow. There is no democracy or clear roadmap. Just """minimalism""" and a retarded amount of elitism because fags think they're smart for being able to install something so ""complex"" (and it's not even advanced, whatsoever)

I'm gonna migrate to Debian or Fedora, eventually.

>>60131316
why dennis ritchie tho?

>>60135644
t. Someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about

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>>60131232
>>60131252
>on bus
>sit next to qt pi
>pull out 129 year old cum crusted thinkpad
>start installing funtoo
>qt sees
>gets wet and cums hard
>finish the install
>hold up laptop for the rest of the passengers to see my riced i3 desktop
>everyone claps

>>60135121
>240mb driver
Jesus Christ. I'm posting from an OS that's smaller than that.

>>60135644
Debian is pretty good.

>>60135313
It actually doesn't, if he didn't have the right drivers to output to vga then it wouldn't be displaying to his laptop's screen either. Also arandr is super easy to use on arch, so idk wtf that guy was talking about

>>60135123
I get it.
It's just about as unfunny as the parody video of the fat guy who did it first.