What would be your ideal laptop?

T60 with modern internals. Don't fucking change anything else. Just update the guts.

>>60130629
>no music cassette deck
would not buy

T420 with IPS screen

literally perfection

None, they all fucking blow. A surface pro tablet pc is much better.

4:3 matte ips screen
battery that lasts at least 30 hours
nipple mouse
ibm thinkpad keyboard
cd/floppy combo drive
either a good trackpad or none at all
no webcam
no mic
ethernet
firewire
multiple usb ports

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>>60130629
T420 with modern internals and an IPS 16:10 screen.

Keep the big 9-cell battery so a modern more power efficient processor will increase the battery life too.

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>>60130629
Dell XPS 15 9560 with the FHD display and 97Whr battery.

>>60130658
This, only I'd pick my T500

>>60130899
This

>>60130629
Wow that is some radical thinkpad dock station!

>>60130629
>4 head vhs
>not 7 head
>not betamax

>3½" floppy
>not zip disk

>gentoo
>proprietary crapware

GTFO of my board normie

14'' 1920x1200 matte OLED display
Passively cooled U series i7 with Iris Graphics
256GB Optane drive (upgradeable)
16GiB of RAM (upgradable)
Keyboard with good key travel and tactile feedback and decently sized Enter and arrow keys
100Wh hotswappable battery
10Gb/s Ethernet
Fast, replaceable WLAN/WWAN module
A few USB C Thunderbolt/USB 3.1 ports, one of which supports charging the laptop
Coreboot and a free as in freedom OS
TPM that can be switched between TPM 1.2 and TPM 2.0 modes
Fingerprint reader
No manufacturer branding on the device
Developed and manufactured in a country that doesn't have out-of-control 'security' agencies compelling tech companies to do their bidding

>>60130629
Surface book with 1050

>>60130629
14" matte 1080 or 1200 display, no tough options available
dual m2 or msata ssd + 2.5" bay
white backlit kbd
no branding
cpu+gpu combo which can play csgo smoothly, nothing more (maybe ryzen apu)
4x usb3/3.1, rj-45, hdmi/dp, at least 1 usb 3.1 type c w/ thunderbolt

14" matte 1920x1080 display
256gb pcie m.2 ssd
4tb sata hdd
white backlit keyboard
16gb ram(upgradable to 64gb)
10Gb Ethernet
2 usb 3.0 type a ports
2 usb thunderbolt 3 type c ports(support charging)
1 power port
sd card reader
wireless ac
modern i7
no dedicated graphics
good trackpad
coreboot or libreboot support
headphone/mic jack
Atheros wifi card

>>60131855
easy to upgrade

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sans-botnet internals
m-disc bluray writable optical drive
ditch the harddisk

and nothing else

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Perfection exists

>>60130899
>modern more power efficient processor
This doesn't happen though. ULVs are the equivalent of M chips, but there's no such thing as a ULV quad core and we STILL haven't been able to decrease quad core chips to below 35W without mutilating them.

Silent cooling, RX 480, and Ryzen 5 1400 fitting comfortably in an X200t shell with a 1080p 144hz Free-Sync screen and updated ports (tb3, HDMI/dp, etc).

modern, libreboot, good keyboard

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>>60133201
I see your running BAIT.

That new 15 inch ultrabook with a GTX 1080 that Acer just announced looks pretty sweet.
Or an Asus Zenbook 3 for something smaller and more utilitarian.

Surface Pro 4 with a floppy port, a disc port, fifty USB ports, a toaster oven, a griddle, six DVI ports, no HDMI ports, a thirty pound battery dock with a built-in Scarlet interface, and a small compartment for weed/pills.

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x220 IPS screen 8gb ram dual 250gb SSDs for loonux and wangdoze
mfw i own that exactly and never use it

>>60133447
Forgot the swiss army knife corners and kitchen sink.

Thinkpads past the *400 generation a fucking memes
The chinks completely killed off the build quality.
My freinds 2016 xps 13 feels much better than my x201.

Not to mention how he can play a lot of games on med/low and is fine with most demanding software, meanwhilr I can't even have a shader running in retroarch.
Another garbage /g/ meme. And yes, both were running linux. Arch on thr x201, fedora on the xps

>>60131462
>OLED

BURN IN
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Runs OS X 10.6.8 with updated hardware. Perfect track pad and keyboard. Not too thin. Basically my 8 year old MBP with modern specs.

13" 2015 rMBP desu

>>60134178
I've got the 15". I love it but if we're being totally unrealistic here I'd like for it to have better cooling and a gtx 1080.

>>60130691
You use VHS for supreme audio.

Surface Book with the latest specs and a 360 degree hinge like on the Spectre x360 instead of the removable screen crap. 3:2 should be the standard aspect ratio on every laptop and tablet, I really hope more people than just Microsoft and the Samsung Chromebook Plus starts using it soon. 16:9 is the worst fucking aspect ratio on laptops, even Apple have some sense and use 16:10 but it's still inferior to 3:2

>>60130629
a precision 7510 with an optical drive. don't care if it would make it slightly heavier and thicker. or one of the later 17 inch apple powerbook models but modded out to have space for two drives and usb 3 or c ports.

8gb of RAM, works with Linux. Not hard to please me

>>60131462
You almost described a ThinkPad t450>. An almost borderless 14,5" 16:9 would be perfect. And, instead of OLED, that new thing that is work in progress. I'd add a version of this for like 100$ more or so that is more T H I C C but has an air cooled CPU and a discrete (rx 460, gtx 1050) gpu so it could launch 3D programs very smooth and even if someone who doesn't play games except maybe one of these moba or counter strike he could without any problem, thought an Iris iGPU would most likely do that.

>>60130629
I am making it wright now.
>olimex open source ARM board with open source drivers etc >with open source 7 inch screen
>12 cell battery for maximum portability and solar panels with super caps boosters for quick charging using only the solar panels

I am in the market for 3d printer ( I have other projects too.. so its finally time to buy one) to print me self the case I need.
Also this little shit I am making, it has GPIO exposed for maximum memeing in public and sensor thinkering

>>60130658
>>60130978
This, only I'd pick my X200 tablet.

>>60131146
i was thinking the same thing, looks like my x61t on its big boy dock

>>60130629

A fully upgraded W530 would be perfect.

Unfortunately I can't justify a purchase right now since I work from home and my T60 is still running.

>>60130629
X220 except

>1920x1200, IPS panel that doesnt suck dick
>quad core mobile i7 with low as fuck TDP no ULV bullshit
>16GiB without modded BIOS, allow high freq
>optional low powered GPU (1050ti or some shit idk)
>heatsink made entirely out of copper, fan that doesnt squeal
>fix the stupid fucking touchpad that sucks ass

probs more but thats all i can think of for now

X220 with modern components.

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>12.5"
>1080p OLED
>dedicated GPU
>X220-tier build quality, teardown ability, part availability, keyboard
>Thinkpad-style aesthetics
>swappable battery
>physical volume buttons

asus ux410uq with 1920x1280 (3:2) 400 nits IPS screen and palm rejecting touchpad

>>60130629
A 27" workstation that can be taken on a trip.

>>60130658
Me too, although I'd prefer X60. Would definitely go for a T60 version too.

>>60130629
basically my 2012 macbook pro with updated specs, an IPS screen, and more battery where the dvd drive was.
Maybe a bit bigger heatsink so it stays cooler under load with all the extra space from the lack of a dvd drive.
shit honestly If I could just stick a second battery in my dvd drive slot I'd be happy enough.

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>>60130629
Modern components in one of these bad boys

>>60130629
One that folds twice

My ideal laptop would have a Fleshlight built into the bottom

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Basically this.

>>60130629
I would like a 11.6 inch laptop with decent keyboard, good battery life and awesome cpu performance without costing an arm or a leg.

>>60133319
>I don't agree with him, it must be bait.

>>60130629
X220 with modern components (no 4k meme tho just 1080p), a good heatsink, 24h battery life while internetting on loonix and no botnet hardware. Also make it a 13.3 inch laptop

>>60130658
That's called the T70, bro. You should probably get one.

>>60130629
>What would be your ideal laptop?

Honestly, I'm over laptops now. I seen the light now and realised desktops are so much better than laptops except for portability obviously. There, they are outclassed by smartphones and tablets in that regard.

I don't see any reason to own a laptop in 2017.

>>60130629
>shitty display

>>60136503
wtf

>>60140016
It's proliferating.

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I'd like pic related in laptop form.

>>60130629
>qwertz

>>60140048
so you would like to was >30% of total peak computing power on communication/message passing alone?

>>60130899
t420, zen cpu,4k monitor.

>>60136503
they were a bit expensive and broke too easily, but it was a cool design.

>>60130629
It's thickkkkk

>>60130629
Something small that supports a full desktop OS and can be charged via usb.