>browsing /pol/ at mcdonalds before work
>get a call from HR
how did they know
>>60116920
>using botnet wifi
Nothing personel, kiddo.
>>60116920
I know this is bait, but PSA for retards: never ever ever use your employer's network for personal stuff.
>>60116920
Details?
>>60116956
>I know this is bait, but PSA for retards: never ever ever browse /pol/.
FTFY
the mcdonalds i go to blocks 4chan on their wifi
lel
>>60116977
Why do you keep going there then you traitorous fuck
>>60116956
Unless you connect to your private VPN first :^)
>>60116988
what the fuck are you talking about. I tried like twice. First time i was like wtf lol did they really block it? then i tried again to confirm
havent tried since.
I almost never use public networks because obvious reasons, but they do really watch over them?
Like, if I get a job with WiFi on it, I shall never use it for normie apps like messages or social networks?
>>60116920
Bullshit unless you work for ADL and have connected via "company's" vpn from jewish provided laptop.
In case of this highly unprovable scenario was true I have one thing to say: oy vey.
i browse 4chan at work pretty much daily using a company laptop
i am IT
>>60116968
fuck off commie
how the fuck do you people not know to use your cellular data? wtf?
>>60117243
>everyone I disagree with is a commie
>>60117265
you disagree with a board that has a plethora of views, the only people that don't inhabit that board are commies.
you are a commie.
>>60117332
Only a Sith deals in absolutes...
>>60117386
STOP REPLYING TO FUCKING REDDIT-SPACING FAGGOTS!!!1
>>60117149
Am also IT, browse /pol/ regularly at work
>>60116977
Use clover
>>60116920
I hope they get you, stormweenie.
>>60117332
>plethora of views
>white people is good!
>other people is bad!
>>60117386
>tfw to intelligent to use historical and philosophical concepts to describe politics
>>60117332
>plethora of views
>argumentum ad publicum
So Justin Bieber is a great entertainer.
>>60117265
>PSA for retards
>everyone who disagrees with me is a retard
nice
I browsed some monstergirl porn on my phone once at work, what's the chance of it biting me in the ass later on?
>>60116993
why is the serious advice pretending to be retarded?
>>60117672
Deceptions
Dynamic SSH to your home server. You do have a home server right?
>eating mcdonalds
>>60116993
Because a bunch of VPN traffic won't raise any red flags :^)
>>60116988
they dont block boards.4chan.org very often.
left > right
>browsing /pol/
You deserve it.
>>60117483
Are you claiming he isn't?
>>60118018
why not just teamviewer or remote desktop to your webless pc?
4chan is blocked when you use mcdonalds wifi, you fucked up OP
>>60118460
webless, fanless . :(
>>60116920
What is HR?
>>60118055
Five years and counting, m8.
>>60118552
Human Resources, the department that deals with personnel.
>>60118552
N..nothing, shssss anon, go back to the basement, mommy will bring you some tendies soon, ok my little chubbelwuffins?
>>60116956
I use their guest Network.
>>60118055
It won't
>>60116920
I know this is bait but don't so fucking anything on company equipment. Don't look at porn, don't do anything stupid. Don't do it on your company issued phone, your company issued computer, or the company's WiFi or shit like that. If you let the IT department have admin rights on your personal phone to access email or shit, treat it like a company phone.
If you want to shitpost at work, you're better off doing it on your cell data on your personal devices.
>>60118055
Yeah dude organizations don't regularly pass IKE and ISAKMP traffic on a daily basis. Also SSL VPN goes over 443, which the majority of your web traffic also takes, you fucking moron.
>>60117431
>bunch of weebs
>Assad supporters
>Sowell admirers
>tfw your company is so broke they fired the IT people
>>60119545
>pass
You mean Parse
You absolute fucking moron, kill yourself reddit pseudo-intelletual 100% FUCK HEAD
>>60118635
I'm not an English native speaker, faggot.
>>60120746
Then fuck off back to the designated shitting street.
>>60116920
>>>/pol/
>>60120791
>>>>/reddit/
>>60120794
oh cool, more excuses!
>>60120791
>look at this charts
Gets me everytime.
>>60120736
Are you a network administrator? I highly doubt it because saying things like "passing traffic" is common nomenclature, faggot.
My work computer arrived today. First thing I did was put a piece of electrical tape over the web cam. But it's okay, if they snoop on my home network, they can't see what's going out because I'm on a VPN.
KEK.
>>60120841
>"passing traffic"
Holy shit you are dumb as fuck, it's time to kill yourself you brain-dead piece of shit.
It's parsing. Look up the definition. You are a fucking dumb cunt.
>>60120848
>muh VPN!
enjoy getting v8 you pedophile :^)
>>60120852
>t. never worked on a real network a fucking day in his life
>>60120859
>t. dumbfuck 2 month intern who thinks he knows shit
>>60120859
>>60120875
>t. a couple of faggots on the internet arguing about stupid bullshit instead of sucking each others dicks and then maybe mine afterwards?
>>60120818
>bootlicking rulecucks
/pol/ owns 4chan now.
>>60120875
Actually I've been working for my current company for a couple years, and regularly work with some of the largest backbone providers in the USA. Eat shit retard and enjoy being a loser and masturbating to gook cartoons in your mom's basement while arguing with a guy who does something for a living that you pretend to do on the internet.
>>60120904
gonna be honest with you, im scraping the bottom of the barrel, but what the hell, im in too far anyways
>>60120906
>being this asshurt that you were totally fucking wrong about something you think you're so good at
Did I hurt your ego? Must really sting knowing how much of a dumbfuck you really are, dicklet.
Guess when you find out you've fucked up at the only thing you have going for your life, you don't have much left
>>60120946
You don't make enough money to hurt this ass, sweetheart.
>>60120906
>>60120946
Seriously guys, I'm at like half chub here. Are we doing this or not?
>>60120904
>>60120794
>>60120834
you voted for a guy that literally disrespects your freedom, fuck off back to >>>/pol/
fags
Their guest Network is still their Network. You do realize your MAC address is pretty identifiable, right?
This is bait but anyway for the tards: 4chan uses tls if you used your smartphone and didn't install a certificate to allow mcdonalds to mitm they don't know which board you visited.
>>60122401
Only if they could force me to hand over my phone.
>surfing 4chan in public
>ever
why?
>working somewhere that cares if you browse /pol/
lol faggot
>>60124449
The company toilet stall isn't that public.
>>60122308
>Disrespects my freedoms
>Literally gave a speech at the NRA saying he was going to reverse Obama era gun control
>Reducing unnecessary regulation over he Internet and other sectors of the economy
k
>>60117431
>a board where NatSocs, communists, libertarians/minarchists, ancaps, classical liberals and Blu Collar Democrats inhabit isn't representative of a plethora of views
>>60124449
>not browsing /g/ in public with your thinkpad running gentoo to attract cute girls (male)
>>60116920
Request a face to face meeting with them and then shout SHILL DETECTED as soon as they open their mouths to speak
>>60124435
You don't seriously think they need to lay hands on your semen and shit crusted phone to know it's yours, do you?
>tfw browsed 4chan using my teacher's account
His account is well known in my uni tho