What's the dr pepper of Programming Languages?

>>60113487
COBOL

>>60113487
as in?

>>60113768
This. What the fuck does this post even mean? Dr. Pepper is the best soda so I think OP means best programming language

>>60113487
What is the Dr Pepper of Dr Pepper ?

This, and Cherry Cola are fucking based.

>>60113487
Dr Pepper is for the nigger, coca cola is for the white man.

>>60113851
coca cola is for beaners.

>>60113802
Dr Pepper Cherry

>>60114087
Mega kek

>drinking soda

>>60113487
>Op derails his own thread by asking a vague question
I fucking love 4chan

>>60114094
What's this, why I don't see dr pepper as the symbol of american freedom.

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>>60114148

C++ because I like Dr. Pepper and C++.

>>60114087
>no mr pibb as lawful evil
>no dr shasta

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>>60114087

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>>60113487

What's the Dr. Thunder of programming languages?

>>60113487
perl

dr pepper is sugary shit, if you drink it you deserve diabetes

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>>60114148

Assembly

The next appropriate question is what is the root beer of programming languages (hated by everyone except Americans)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRXVXhcksc

Java

>>60113487
get the fuck out with your corporate shilling.

THIS IS A SHASTA BOARD

El Psy Kongroo

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>>60114552

>>60114483
i-i don't understand, it's fucking root beer.

>>60113487
code that predates basic which can only be viewed on an IBN 5100

>>60113802
Cherry Vanilla Mr. Pibb

>>60114483
Irish people confirmed subhuman.

Dr Pepper gives you fucking migraines

fucking hate that poisonous shit.

MTN DEW MOTHER FUCKERS

>>60113802
*dr pepper of soft drinks

>>60113487
Java, because it gives you diabetus.

>>60114483
>hated by Irish Buzzfeed
FTFY

>drinking anything other than water, coffee, coca cola and whiskey
confirmed for subhumans

>>60116350

>>60114483 is right, it tastes like toothpaste

>>60116362
>>drinking anything other than water
>confirmed for subhumans
ftfy

>>60116498
Dr. Pepper is 48% water

>>60116698
A 10% bleach solution is 90% water. Have you hydrated today?

>>60116698
...what's the other 52%?

>>60116791
50% is sugar syrup
2% is 23 flavors

LISP.

It's a classic that have been around for a long time, but a lot of people don't use it and think it is very weird. All the cool guys knows it's the best thing there is though.

Mr Pibb is better

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>>60114232
No doc holiday/10

>>60114087
>NO DR. LIGHTNING

>>60116498
I hope you decontaminated your water from government mind altering drugs designed to make you passive.

>>60114281
Dr Pepper in the UK and Germany contains Aspartame and Acesulfame since 2014 so the question is: What programming language have Bongs and Krauts been avoiding for the past few years?

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>>60117929
Don't drink the water! They put something in it! To make you forget!

>>60114459
>2017
>Still using the summer fags meme

>>60113785
The dr pepper is the first soda, so the OP means the oldest programming language