ylyl thread

>>60105211
Mouse designed for Crichton from Red Dwarf.

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>>60105211

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The classic

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXNCJiDzhWs#t=28.924512

>>60105268
Not funny also I heard that the steelseries XL was -good-.

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>>60105384

>>60105322
wait did linus really send him an email

>>60105392
Why would you mock an old guy using a laptop for using the features that are built-in to it to accommodate old people?

Good on him for being bothered to learn despite a basic usage hurdle like poor eyesight.

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>>60105424

KEK

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>>60105515

>>60105522
It's a handful of people out of 7.5 billion people. So technically they are thinking different

>>60105322
Oh pls be real. TERRY BTFO!

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>>60105552
delete it. Now

>>60105409
We don't know. Considering he was later emailed by Steve Wazniak and Donald Knuth, I think it was spoofed.

>>60105322
Love how the retard is calling Linus shit while using Linux. Terry should swallow some bleach or throw himself off a cliff already.

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>>60105322
delet this

>>60105539
... by all getting the same tattoo

>>60105639
if only 7 or so people did it total that is a HUGE minority

>>60105522
Biggest cringe.

>>60105409
>>60105582
>>60105595

it's [email protected], with two L's

come on guys

>>60105644
Do you really believe there's only 7 clueless appholes in the world right now? I'd be surprised if there were only 7 of those in my city.

>>60105662
no, not really. just being technical

>>60105656
FACEBERG YES!

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>>60105656
The end is nigh.

>>60105656
This can not be real

>>60105534
>>60105515
Must be hell lugging that shit around everywhere

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>>60105618
The purpose of internet explorer is to download Firefox, alright, you chimpanzee?

>>60105422
That's reddit for you

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>>60105694

>>60105734
wat a feggit

>>60105723
this looks shopped

>>60105654
This, /g/ is pathetic

>>60105211
If that mouse had side buttons then I would

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>>60105723
>attacks Linus for being "hobbyist"

At least the "hobbyist" OS isn't a novelty OS.

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>>60105656
I lost

>>60105656
fuck man

>>60105751
You fit right in, you spastic.

>>60105615
"never obsolete" meant that emachines would get you a new pc every 2 years if you paid a monthly fee.

>>60105656
>post tits
>not allowed tits
>yea? well i don't call them tits
>oh ok
what a world we live in

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>>60105765

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>>60105761
The difference between a hobbyist and a professional OS is you write your own compiler, you fucking nigger.

>>60105828
Actually Yoda comparisons can be quite useful in other cases. Like "John".equals(name) is better than name.equals("John") since it makes nullptr exception impossible

>>60105853
i have yet to see a funny "when you" picture
where the fuck are these from?

>>60105853
Back to >>>/r/eddit

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>>60105847

took me a second, but it made me laugh .

>>60105862
The difference between a novelty and a professional OS is it's actually used by more than one person, you fucking nigger

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>>60105943

had to spit my coffee into the trash

>>60105902
Thinkpads are so sexy.

>>60105392
Good thing you zoomed in, I wouldn't have been able to see anything otherwise

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>>60105967
TempleOS is used by God, and a billion angels, you atheist nigger monkey. Linux is a shitty fucking retarded human OS. TempleOS is used by a billion angels.

>>60105534
what the actual fuck
how

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>>60106027
Enough Terry. Go take your meds.

>>60106027
The sad thing is, Torvalds could easily pop off like this at someone, though not with racist pejoratives

Linus is pretty much an asshole

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>>60106076
The meds make you all impotent, and no cum. For ten years I thought "holy shit this is like a vasectomy they performed on me".

>>60106027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXNCJiDzhWs

Oh my fucking lols
"you fucking retard nigger your code is ugly"

>>60105268
>let's forget the drifting issue on Microsoft controllers!!

>>60105552
It's not a feels thread anon

>>60106097
>Linus is pretty much an asshole

Good results driven people usually appear so. When Linus is in casual mode giving speeches or whatever, he seems chill af. People with your attitude were probably brought up being told you're special while being wrapped in cotton wool.

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>>60105656

>>60106155
I mean Linus literally even openly admits to being an asshole

>Good results driven people usually appear so
drop the millennial "i know how the world works :)))" crap

if you somehow actually believe that being successful or motivated is correlated with being an asshole I don't actually believe you've worked a real job

>>60105211

that picture is supposed to be funny... ?

wew

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>>60105847
>>60105943

>>60105734
>>60105734
What a supreme gentleman

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dumping

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>>60106185
>drop the millennial "i know how the world works :)))" crap

Nice bit of projection there.

>if you somehow actually believe that being successful or motivated is correlated with being an asshole

So you're assuming to know what I believe? You know what they say about assumptions, shit for brains.

Sorry, but, not sorry to have hurt your fragile little ego. Mommy must have wrapped you very tightly in that cotton wool. I'll bet you're a right sissy boy. Now, please reply so I can ignore you.

>>60105268
Lets just ignore driving games completely. Only retro games matter.

>>60105870
That was a hard read

>>60105734
Good for him

>>60106260
>Sorry, not sorry
You're everything that's wrong with the world

>>60106259
>Still no SD card slot

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>>60106223

>>60106333
How could you possibly need more storage than the 1.44MB a floppy disk drive provides?

>>60105271
Fuck, got me

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dumping some from my apple folder to spice things up a little bit

>>60106361
Kek what year was that from?

>>60106438
What exactly am I looking at here?

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>>60105654
>>60105751

Seems to be "Linus", but i'm sure it isn't him.

>>60106264
>list of the only acceptable retro controllers
>WHY DO THEY ONLY TAKE RETRO GAMES INTO ACCOUNT
I lost

>>60105422
Fake

>>60105409
>>60105595
>>60106481
He was fucking emailed by the CIA. FBI, and NSA several times
Its just being spoofed you retards

>>60106468
that day, both the xiaomi mi mix, and the surface studio were presented
meanwhile, apple had their keynote the next day, and the macbar was already leaked, while everybody was dissing them for missing the physical esc key

>>60105409
no, that's not even linus's email address

>>60105384
>look guys I'm implying gentoo is a joke xddd i'm so ingenious
It was funny the first 72628 times it was post it. It isn't now. Stop it.

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>>60106511
NO IT'S NOT, THEY WANT TO SUPRESS TEMPLEOS YOU FUCKING NIGGER.

>>60106574
I still chuckled

>>60106430
Lost. Love this one.

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dump part II

>>60105869
Coding scrub here, you just blew my mind, thanks man.

>>60105271
I remember my DIR-600, it werked till it starting to drop connection every 10 minutes since i used 8-12 wireless devices at the same time.

>>60105793
>monthly fee
>for a service every 2 years
What?

>>60105711
Its little compared the the 400 pounds of body he carries around

>>60106708
You basically pay them a small fee every month and after about 2 years you will have basically paid for a new comptuer

>>60105847
If it's stupid but it works.

>>60106398
Too bad they are like top 5 fortune 500.

>>60105654
Blind fucking retard

>>60106419
57% white is pretty good tho, especially that it isn't coal mining.

>>60105656

>put pen0r in gril vagoona
>raep!
>no no, i identfy as wymyn, this my feminyne benis, i was greeting u
>oh ok xD

>>60106044
The difference being ofcourse that when it comes to software development everyone has access to the same tools and "materials".

>>60105656
>she identifies as a man
you gave up the game and they still bit

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>>60106660

>>60105902
>>60105989
Thinkpads are a meme

>>60106473
This is bad an you should feel bad for posting it.

>>60106413
Didn't look at the book date, but whenever Pentium 4 was current, it's talking about a 3.60 Ghz P4 house fire.

>>60106486

This is actually incredible. One computer being able to connect to so many devices daisy chained.

>>60105559
>>>/v/

that said, top fucking kek

>>60105734
at least he's trying, which is more than can be said for most of the pc gaymen kiddies on this board

>>60106724
What the fuck am I looking at?

>>60106954
I'm guessing this is one of those asian girlfriend scam setups, basically you go to some app and look for love and find yourself a cute asian woman who "loves you" and needs gifts and expenses pad for so you start sending her money because you love her and will surely meet her one day. Meanwhile she's sitting there with a layout like this and a zillion stupid old men.

I don't know exactly what this is, I am just guessing because I've seen operations like described above and it's basically like the image.

>>60106469
>ass...
lol

>>60106259
I'd buy that

>>60106662
claim your waifu
millikan is mine

>>60106150
The sad thing is the retards that come into my store would actually believe us and buy this shit.

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>>60106755

>>60105422
If we oh, that's a funny way of keeping people using unique passwords

>>60106469
Please tell me this is a joke.

>>60106755
>the straight white christian qt gets BLACKED
Really activates the almonds.

>>60105271
my AP looks almost like that, doesn't get hot though
but then again i only have wireless for the sake of having it. it is hardly used

>>60105422

So painfully fake it's not even funny, and people still fall for it.

>>60106706
ironic considering that 3.5/4 is pretty ready.

>>60106185
Linus has never actually lashed out for no reason. Every single time he's bitched at someone has been for a good reason, like when systemd literally fucked up the Linux console when started in debug mode and Linus had to write around it.

>>60105700

It's not, because facebook does not have support to contact over anything relating to account closure, image removal (which I have experienced) or group closure.

For account closure you get an automated form if you're given a chance to prove identity, you'
re never contacted back.

They don't even have support email.

>>60105656
What a time to be alive...

>>60106330
Shut the fuck up faggot
Not even him.

>>60106110
timestamp

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>>60105694
Buuuuuuuuug :DDDD

>>60105409
it's not hard to spoof emails, esp not if his spam filter/sender validation is shit to not existing

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>>60105322
>32bit sounds

>>60106387
>le magic mouse charge meme
argument: dropped

>>60105892
wtf this is amazing

>>60105268
is this thing still accurate?
buffalo gamepad best budget tier choice?

>>60105392
Poor dude can probably barely see.

Hope we get some kind of high tech eye repair technology by the time I'm that age.

I fucking remember that thread, hilarious.

>>60105369
I'm fucking buying this, hopefully it's good quality.

>>60105943
I bellowed heartily. THIS is innovation. Saved.

>>60105734
>Laugh at a kid trying to better himself and achieve something
Christ what is the matter with the people on this board?

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>>60105943
That's fucking brilliant

>>60105615
I went through 3.. 3 OF THOSE! All in one fucking week.

Within 5 min the power supply would explode!

>>60105322
templeos BTFO for all eternity

>>60106469
Oh my god

>>60106044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCSNCs7bwCw

For anyone interested in watching the Top Gear episode.

>>60106443
Pretty swag desu.

>>60107628
I am calling bullshit, it says right there on the case
>Never obsolete

>>60106426
oh how times have changed

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>>60105943

>>60106259
>ear trumpet jack
lost

>>60106727
Then it's still stupid and you just got lucky.

>>60106988
Could also be a freemium shitgame boost service, where you pay to be online 24/7 and rise in the ranks of the imaginary shitty world

>>60105268
Tbh, I wish I had bought an Xbox one/360 gamepad over my Dualshock 4. Playing games and it showing random xbox buttons on screen during gameplay and I have to guess which one it really is, because Im not used to gamepads and dont know the layout for other gamepads

>>60107561
$20 for a meme shirt is bound to be shit quality.

>>60105853
when you x is never funny.
just stop.

>>60105392
lost

>>60105369
Can I get a link to this please and thank you

>>60107167
>87.5% ready.
no

>>60108428

search "interject tshirt" on amazon or something. I didn't take the pic.

>>60106259
Cyberpunk as shit. I would completely buy this.

>>60106443
>Lady on the left
OH THOSE TIGHTS

>>60106679
>Not even once.

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>>60108514
> already have a girlfriend

A wrench in your plan, evildoers?

>>60108514
reported

>>60105236
Don't you mean Kryten?

>>60105515
Is he playing Madden?

>>60106642
why is everyone still picking on this kid? i really don't understand g's obsession with him

>>60108514
Fuck

>>60108714
2d and your hand don't count

I want /b/ to leave

>>60105656
>inb4 cp because she indentifys as an adult

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>>60106656

>>60105392
Why is this funny? An old man, with failing eyesight, actually using the Accessibility features?

>>60108514
kek

>>60107018
>>60108524
this
looks awesome

>>60106263
I honestly don't see the time remaining estimates getting any more accurate so I'd be fine with this.
not a mactard tho

>>60105268
>buffalo pads
>good
lost

>>60105468
I got celiac and you can fuck off. Nothing wrong with gluten free bagels. If you can't gain weight and have brain fog you might have it too.

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>>60105500

>>60106642
The world is a fucked up place.

>>60108392
It's alright anon. you'll get it eventually. I've a picture of the Xbox controller next to you so you know where the buttons are.

>>60105268
>afterglow
>shit tier
Nigger I have a Rock Candy and it works great

>>60105943
Do you have the full set?

>>60106954

Social media farming, she likes/follows/whatever your social media on all the phones.

Nowadays it's just bots as you don't need the person or all the chink phones.

>>60108514
Fagget

>>60109512
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/r102w

>>60108514
>Implying

>>60106938
I truly wonder if normies really believe this

>>60106938
It's a fact that there are tons of idiots who believe this shit because every hardware company has a Gaymer Meme product. It's too profitable to pass up.

>>60108889
silent hill 3

>>60106290
Is it a USB killer?

>>60106398
>marketing chief Phil Schiller

>>60105468
This omfg. This is so fucking true it's rage inducing

>>60106419
> they count how many percents of differently coloured people they have
Now that's racist.

>>60105392
I do this, I zoom into websites by 150% and when I am programming I use font size no smaller than 20. Fite me fagets

>>60109656
it is just a Linux live distro in a usb pendrive
can't remember the name, but the website was pretty hilarious

>>60105656
HAHAA+HAA+AHAHHAHhHhahahahahahhahahahhababa FUCKING KEKING JEWBOOK

>>60109133
Don't even go there omfg

>>60105615
>Never obsolete
>Uses Celeron which is obsolete on launch day

>>60109236
Works for me tho.

>>60109356
>If you can't gain weight and have brain fog
wait, what is this a symptom of?

>>60109741
what os

>>60108514
like you'll have one, faggot

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>>60109656
I FOUND IT
https://www.xtra-pc.com/

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>>60109761
oh my fucking god its real
wew
8GB flash drive can make my whole pc run like new!

>>60106469
> LastPass
That's already a joke in itself.
But then again it's on a Mac, so...

>>60106954
iOS multitasking workstation.

>>60106889
I don't think the iMac is daisy chained to the Mac Pro whatsoever.

>>60109768
it's just linux on a usb drive

>>60106489
I fucking loved the old design of iOS/OS X.
Looked so professional, business-like. Like it was made to get shit done.

Now it looks like a toy for 12 year old fucking kids.
Disgusting.

>>60105943
Hahahaha fuck off no way

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Dumping part III

the sad thing about this, is that a lot of these pics are funny because they are real

>>60109819
Imagine the smell

>>60107619
it's because he's made a shit "app" that's probably 4-5 lines of code and is PROUD about it. yeah it's cool he's learning but you don't brag about something so simple, it just makes you seem foolish

>>60108944
because despite what the NEETs at /g/ claim. They can't even build a simple clock desu. Jealousy is one hell of a disease :^)

>>60108433
>Almost 90% ready is not "pretty ready"
sure fampai

>>60108944
>kids opens up a shit radio clock
>repackages it into a little toy case, clearly as a movie bomb
>shit hits the fan, deserved
>media uses it for muh racism propaganda
>every corporation sends him thousands of dollars in gifts, and job opportunities, just to use the situation as a PR stunt for 'muh racism'

>>60109849
not sure if Samsung's tips are cheaper.

>>60106951
this shit is gold top jyj

>>60106269
Newfag

>>60109813
Is this shit real?

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>>60109950
>>60109849

>>60109742
aids

>>60109845
now I see why /g/ hates this guy. It seems he will be drowning in pussy by the age of 18 while the 40 year old virgins here never seen a vagina in their lives.

>>60106938
Ballistix Sport all the way.

>>60105853
>when you grab your bottle and take a sip of water but it was the wrong bottle and you just got a mouthful of toenail clippings

>>60106951
This is really good

>>60107056
10/10

>>60109761
Oh you just buy an SSD. Because that's the problem mostly. Okd HDD's

>>60110040
Fuck off, don't remind me of that.

>>60108514
(You)

>>60110069
the thing is they are selling you a Linux live distro in there
you pay for a pendrive, that you plug in, and they show you how to change the bios/uefi setting to run your computer from that usb, forever

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>>60105877

>>60106115
finally i've made it onto a screencap with a comment.
My life is success.

>>60105268
>logitech controllers bad
I have two different ones, they are fine.

>>60108514
fuck u Dylan

>>60105869
Also

if ("John" = name)

fails at compile time.

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>>60105892

>>60106115
/csg/ in one picture

>>60105656

Urge to hang shitlibs: rising

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>>60106259

>>60110378
Maybe because you're supposed to use ==?

>>60109730
Anon are you okay? Do you need assistance?

>>60108524
>an extremely useful object that can do anything from cooking mama to hacking the Pentagon is "Cyberpunk"

God I fucking hate normies so much

>>60110508
That's the point...

if (cond = true)

compiles even though there is an obvious typo.
However

true = cond

can't ever compile, the compile fails, you fix the typo.

>>60108514


>>60108714
My nigga, the blacklist is fucking awesome

>>60108514
O shit

>>60110642
Neat!

>>60105268
Wow that list is shit. Putting awful dualshocks that high but the WiiPro and Duke controller that low? A manlet must have written that garbage.

>>60110642
>>60110811
To add: there are cases where you might actually mean

if (cond = true)

i.e. you want to check a variable and also copy its value to another variable.