cutest programming language?

>>60098073

javascript because the community is awsome and trans accepting.

Python because, memes aside, all the cute girls that are interested in programming never go deeper than that.

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>>60098131
Actually girls love shiny things that's why the love ruby

>>60098073
I love java.

>>60098073
I love how JS-tan and AS-tan actually look like they're a pair of exhausted siblings.

Ruby is definitely the top qt3.14

>>60098160
Wish she wouldn't have her fucking meal in the picture. Why do women do this?

No Matlab? Shame, it's pretty useful

Python because it's easy as shit

>>60098190
Because matlab is a hairy dood

>>60098234
It's the engineer's spirit animal kek

>>60098073
I load up Scratch.

>>60098181
Product placement

Ruby is qt kawaii

>>60098073
C is objectively the best.

>>60098181
Because everything women do is signalling of some sort.

PHP because it runs on anything

>>60098190
Every single girls on my class did not understand Matlab a single bit

Amazing, really

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Ruby is literally the only language you need

Web development? Check
Scripting for sysadmins (read: NEETS)? Check
Desktop development? Check
Mobile development? See Ruboto, RubyMotion

>>60098290
and you're signalling that you're a complete dumbass

>>60098351
is that your view? looks comfy desu senpai
>ubuntu

>>60098368

No, sadly. Just a comfy pic.

Maybe someday.

>>60098368
>desu senpai
go back to twitter and take your abbreviations with you.

>>60098398
>he doesn't ironically just type the words that the filter replaces nig-nog language with

>>60098360
go white knight on reddit please

>>60098267

They get paid sponsorship for product placement.

>>60098073
>gf
>your

 pascal 

Assembly x86

>>60098073
I want to fuck C++ while C lets me suck her tiddies, knowing that she is deprecated and used goods.

>>60098326
"more women in stem pls"

>>60098588
I want C++ to tie me up and sit on my face, and then Ruby to force me to worship her feet. And then C++'s feet.

>>60098284
> C
> objectively
kek

>>60098073
'(common lisp)

Swift and Kotlin.

Both are surprisingly fun.

>>60098073
Where is MATLAB!!

Python or Ruby would probably win for the cutest languages

C, C++, and Ruby win for my choice of anime waifus, though

Shm nigga senpai

>>60098734
Did you really just objectify those poor women?

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>>60098655

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>>60098073
>>60098190
>>60098234
>>60098248
>>60098326
>>60098731

>>60098181
being a VS model, being able to eat
>pick one
sending positive message to girls "i eat lots", "im healthy"

>>60098073
>shell
>birth date: unknown
Just off yourself.

>>60098073

>tfw use Javascript and PHP at work
>tfw want the ActionScript qt gf though

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>>60099074
Fucking kek

How can a programming language be 'cute'?
Fucking weebs i swear...

>>60098073
Weird, I'm not seeing Assembly

>>60098513
Nope, 68k Assembly is the besties

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>>60098073
> tfw no clumsy PHP qt

>>60098181
She wants everybody to know that she eats healthy.

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>>60100362
>ywn have a girl give you a clumsy hj while she tries to write a script with the other hand

>>60098073
ahhh the java duke, I've got a box full of duke plushie's somewhere.

>>60098073
What would that language from SICP look like?

>>60100694
was that racket or lisp?

>>60098073
what a bunch of qts

>>60101007
Are you fucking kidding me? The language that is used in SICP is scheme, specifically the MIT Scheme implememtation. Racket is a scheme, but is not MIT Scheme. Scheme is a family of languages.

How are people this ignorent to keep making the same fucking mistake. Lisp is a family of languages, whose members include Scheme, Common Lisp, Clojure, and probably even more. Scheme is another family of languages, whose members include Chicken Scheme, Racket, MIT Scheme, Guile, and many others.

Do you see how fucking stupid your question is now? You might as well have asked "Which on is it, an apple or a fruit?"

A tree or a plant? A car or a vehicle? A rock song or music? A barn or a building? A femer or a bone?

Fuck this thread, I'm going to kill myself.

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>>60102118
>ignorent
pfft ahahaha

>>60102118
Scheme and Clojure aren't actually dialects of Lisp but at least you tried.

>>60098181
Women require nutrients from food in order to live.

>>60098073
Brainfuck.

But I can't post the language-tan for it because /g/ is no longer /g/uro.

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>>60098102
>implying the first is true and the second is a good thing

>>60098351
This is the comfiest god damn picture I've ever seen

>>60102267
>reddit open
>comfy
uhmm..no?

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>>60102481
Is it even possible to be comfy with that much autism?

>>60098351
life goal
that

>>60098351
>people can look into your apt
>the noise from the street is amplified by all the surrounding houses and funneled straight at you
>cleaning that place must be hell

haha that elephant is so cute. squishy little baby

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She is Scheme (R7RS).

>>60098073
I want to fuck Perl

>>60103854
you're a beta male

>>60103920
You could say that to any random poster on 4chan and be right 99% of the time...

Is C++-san Java-chan's okaasan?

>>60099074
Is that an insult?

I mean there's the semblance of some kind of joke here but it kind of falls flat on its face

>>60098604
This is some truly patrician shit, right here.

>>60098073
Scheme, hands down. Ruby would be nice to teach her too though

>>60098073
common lisp
the parenthesis make it cute
very curvy
also the ' (quoes)

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>>60098284
>>60098655
Speaking of that, why no Objective-C?

Also Ada a cute.

>>60102168
Scheme absolutely is a Lisp.

>>60098073
IDL

>>60098073
I tell her to get back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

>>60105282
what did she do to hurt u anon :(

>>60105282
Code it faggot.

>>60102185
underrated

>>60098073
>fat clumsy PHP
so accurate

>java
Go play in the park.
>c++
Probably a good gf.
>python
Adam...Eve...snakes...NO.
>ruby
Watch it, she's going to pick your pocket.
>php
She'll break your shit.
>c#
She won't put out.
>javascript
Looks high as fuck.
>perl
Lesbian.
>c
This is the girl you marry.
>visual basic
Awww...I just want to hug her and take her to prom.
>r
Unlike C#, I think she'll eventually put out.
>scala
Looks like trouble.
>shell
Go play with Java at the park.
>ActionScript
Too moody.

>>60102185
The pussies

>No Lua-tan

It's shit

>>60098073
C# is tiny!!!

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>>60098073
I can't tell if JavaScript is male or female in that image.

Stallman says Lisp is the most powerful language there is.

>>60105598
He's not wrong, too bad it died

>>60098073
i want to have sex with c++!!!!!

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>>60098073
>c is a milf
yes. Yes. YES!

>>60104366
oh hey matlab

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There needs to be an updated chart with the new languages. Haskell-chan is cute. CUTE.

>>60098351
Activerecord has become more inconsistent recently. It also still lets you try to do things that obviously don't work together and doesn't throw errors when you do.
Last I checked, rails still depends on jquery.
And rails has the slowest APIs around.

If all you need is to make shitty scripts for your shitty server that serves very little traffic for shitty little sites that could probably have been made in wordpress, then yes, ruby is all you need.

>>60104366
math major detected

>>60098351
I don't know about Web, mobile or desktop but Ruby is pretty comfy for Sysadmin tasks. Much more clenaer than Perl and easier to deal with commands than Python.

>>60106780
I want her to step on me so fucking hard, I want her to tie me up and take those boots off and make me smother under those sweaty smelly feet

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>>60102217
>implying that it isn't.

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>>60107143
damn anon cute waifu

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>>60107143
>being okay with enabling mental illness

>>60098073
JavaScript these days is like an hyperactive kid, most probably a trap.

>>60098073
What about go and rust? Also ActionScript should be an old lady now.

>>60098160
the fact that the dude who made that mistook pwd for ls will never fail to trigger me

>>60098160
>Everybody gets baited by the console
>Nobody notices the concatenate_strings function

>>60107768
What's wrong with looking where you are before what you have there?

>>60107143
>gravity falls
>being okay with mental illness
hello tumblr.

>>60108029
No, I mean the guy who was typing out the commands on her laptop to make them more readable. But by not instantly recognizing that it was pwd, he demonstrates that he is incompetent, like Karlie.

>>60098073
racket

>>60098190
Women aren't for Matlab it's a stem language

>>60099443
Is rust any good?

>>60108374
Why would you name something good with a name that is a negative thing?

If you made a good programming language, would you call it fistfuck? lung-cancer? John Podesta? That's a flag anon, learn how to read your surroundings.

>>60099005
No, he didn't objectify C for sure

>>60098102
Get out, ya git.

>>60098073
javascript looks accurate according to my perception of a web-dev friend
Is Perl just a dude? kek

I'd teach her Python and the Vaadin for the great out-of-the-box stuff to throw together and have something look good as early motivator.

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>>60098160
>bais

>>60099850
Kinda looks like Duke

>>60098073
>Cutest
Visual Basic, by far

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>>60108472

>>60098073
fuck your autism

>>60108008
Is there something I'm missing. Why would some do all that garbage instead of just string1+string2?

>>60109981
that's the point you dummy. She is is writing something completely retarded.

>>60100362
>tfw a coworker BE is actually a qt clumsy PHP dev but she has a bf

>>60108008
>>60109981
Because this is literally the third page of some intro to programming course.
Yeah she's retarded to brag about it like that but don't act like your first introduction to programming involved N-dimensional manifold unwrapping.

According to this picture Go should be a loli.
Lolis are always best girls.

also
>no haskell
>no scheme

Scratch?

>>60110238
more info on how clumsy she is?
also pics

>>60102118
Actually there was once a language called just Lisp which has been eclipsed by CLisp and Scheme dialects. Member of Scheme family is Racket. I think the question was whether it is CLisp or Scheme is used. Which is a shitty question because that book was the reason Scheme came to be in first place.

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>>60098073
This is a waifu claiming thread in disguise.

I can see you and I can see your bullshit.

And no, I can't resist the urge to call Scala the qtest.

>>60110315
>can see your bullshit
>still falls victim to waifubait
oh anon

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>>60110332
Listen, just cause I can see the bullshit doesn't mean I don't want a good sniff.

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>>60110350
so you just want that ass?

>>60110368
As the Chinese say from the age of 3 on before dessert:

Ketsu o taberu. Also, can we be done with this thread now?

>>60098073
Daily reminder that if you don't pick C you are not people

>>60110983
C is extra thicc!!/

>>60109981
>>60110187
it's not retarded actually
but it depends on the language

concatenation of String+String can be done in dynamically typed languages, but not every statically typed language allows this.

Btw operators are functions, just looks differently than your normal function. "+" is arithmetic function of lvalue func rvalue. If "+" function is overloaded and for lvalue of type String and rvalue of type Strings does concatenation it would be ok, but you would need to perform a cast when either wasn't String so best would be too just explicitly cast it in the function.

In C you need to use strcat(*strTo *strFrom). Because your Strings are char *.

>>60111279
No one cares you nerd

>>60098073
C#. If it isn't a C language, don't even mention it.

Stop posting anime

>>60111279
forgot
>>60098073
R is cutest, would cuddle

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≫60111288
I'm going to print, frame and hang this post on my wall. Mark my words.