What does /g/ do for money?

>>60089603
poo in the loo

i work.

Shitposting. The botnet wants me to starve.

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>>60089603
Microsoft Tech Support

Send welfare applications

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>>60089603
I'm a good boy for my mommy :3

Department manager, not in tech. I just picked up enough practical and business knowledge from the tech sector to kick ass (relative to how everyone else is used to working). Thanks /g/uys.

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>>60089603

I own a "triftshop" where I sell baby clothes that I buy in bulk from Alibaba.
I meet tons of cute womens And it's super easy.

Most people are way too stupid to buy form china directly.

Suck dicks.
Some also do it for free, like OP.

>>60089603
We... work for it like god damn adults? What kind of ignorant shitpost is this?

Stay at home son

>be born
>inherit enough money to live my entire life without working

rich NEET life is the best life

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>>60090202
ITS
NOT
FAIR

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Nothing now but i sent in a application to a tech repair company so hopefully soon I'll be doing that

>>60089603

programming

>>60089603
I am a full-time shill

>>60089603
I suck dicks under the local overpass

>>60090274
How does that pay by the way?

>>60089603
Have sex with rich old women. It's not that bad, I've only been with two disasters. Threw up with one, still nutted though.

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>>60090157

I'm a bartender. Which feels like a weird job for someone who regularly visits /g/.

I counterfeit quarters with tinfoil and a juicero

>>60089738
you're such a slut illya

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I live in a suburban commuter town and sell my companionship to lonely mid 30s to early 50s woman who's husbands are never home. Many of these woman are simply lonely and want someone to talk with, many want to feel like they can still seduce younger men. I probably see 4 woman a week, some ill sleep over night at their house which of course is extra.

I realized young I wasn't the type to get married so this line of work is really great for me because i dont get attached. Only time I almost considered quitting is when I got hired by this black nubian goddess and her son asked me the morning after I spent the night if I could be his stepdad, really broke my heart

>>60089603
I collect autismbux, go to school part-time so I can get NEETgrants and whore myself out to fat or bored older women. It's fairly lucrative so I won't have to worry about going into debt in MRI tech school next fall.

>>60090469
fucking kek'd

>>60089603
I work "fast casual" dining

>>60090555
>>60090567
>Whore yourself out to older women
How do you do this? Do you literally stand on corners and eye them down?

Gunsmithing, car work, home AV, making/fixing electronics for people, basic repair carpentry, random ass computer help and repair that comes my way, car audio stuff, whatever. Money comes easy when you grew up having to manufacture or fix shit 'cus poor.

Pretty comfy desu, though I did manage to get a bullet through my hand last week

>>60091317
Sounds cool. I earn my money by making up bullshit stories online

>>60090648
Craigslist mostly, but very rarely hookups at a grocery store or libraries. There's a prime time from like 8am to noon where all the young and middle age MILFs will come out. I've gotten mostly dates from those situations, protip its never the just married chicks or old woman who are down to fuck casually. Its always the 30 - 35 age "tell me I'm still pretty" crowd

>>60089603
you don't need money when you're immortal and wish for death every moment
sure having money would cure the constant longing for death
but acquiring currency only makes one actively seek death rather than just dreaming for it as being a wageslave cuck is somehow worth the pisspoor scraps "minimum wage" salaries they throw at us for their abuse and mind numbing, health destroying "work"
fuck this corrupt and perpetual hell this current system has set up.
fucking shitty gay ass earth needs to fall into the sun already goddanmit.

>>60089603
I test/reject circuit cards all day, sometimes i do some soldering.

>>60089738
DELET THIS
>>60090483
thats not me

clean poop.

(actually mostly just offices)

>>60091400
Preach it brother

>>60089738
pls don't impersonate

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>>60091352
Sounds comfy, m8.

>>60091458
Sorry I can't delet now. I just wanted you to reply to me.

>>60090300

How does one into this? I had a sugar mama for a while but that fell through quickly.

>>60091509
He's telling a fib anon.

>>60091497
>DONT SHOOT DONT SHOOT
>covers face with hands in an attempt to magically stop bullet with fists
>it somehow fucking works and i can continue being a lying shitposting faggot on the internet
danm son, that's impressive!
you should write "i'm a shitposting liar" on the cast then post it again.
at least then there's a timestamp and can actually be viewed as proof

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>>60091512
>i have no charisma and can't manipulate woman so no one else can

Huh really made me think

Not earning any Neetbucks atm and literally fighting with my country's administration for 770€ per month. Had to come back at my parents (left home at 15 I'm 21 in 1month)
Can't even pay my cigs nor pot
Depressed as fuck
Nothingtodo.jpg
Waiting for some war to take a gun a go in
Otherwise idk, Last job broke me so hard I'm not going to work anymore.

IT intern at a company. I make around €350 a month. And even that small amount is about 2x the minimum wage. Hungary sucks.

>>60089603
used to work as a salesman, can't talk about my current job cuz of contract therms (nothing cool tough)

>>60091397
Like w4m on casual encounters? There's only ever spam on my city's board.

Right now I work at a subway just to pay the car insurance and internet bill, nd me mum covers the rest as long as I'm enrolled in college. But in cooledge I'm working on my electronics repair certificate/degree

>>60091569
Thanks for setting these shitposters straight, officer 4chan! You're really helping to clean up the tubes for honest, hardworking /g/ users.

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>>60089738
what the fuck why is one of the mouths upside down?

>>60089603
Software dev. Mid-sized city. $80k.

>>60091317
>i do a lot of stuff guys
>oh and yeah, i got shot the other day because of it

Fucking what?

Confirmed.

/g/ doesn't know shit about technology. Y'all arguing with NEETs and societal outcasts.

>>60091797
> Implying NEETs doesn't have enough time to improve their skills in tech.

You're getting cucked at your work, selling your lifetime to some random employer, doing the same shit all day while we learn.

>>60089603
Construction work

>>60090149
>We work
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Wagie want paycheck!

>>60089603
Jr. Linux Sys Admin. Comfy but I'm getting fat and beard is getting thicker.

The memes are true.

250 britbong bucks per month for being unemployed and ~150 britbong bucks per month selling memes and memes accessories on the internet

Unironically a journalist.

I make $45,000 a year, and that's probably all I'll ever make.

>tfw never had the brains to be a STEMlord

Inventory manager of the warehouse part of a Spic sweatshop.
I make a good job and i keep the computers working because our IT is a dumbass who keeps our fucking Database on a computer running windows ME and Access, if you want to access it you have to use a Remote Desktop to access the fucking database

>>60092210
>The entire media industry is a collection failures who couldn't make it in their respective fields but they're the guys who take complex ideas and dumb them down to help push an agenda towards a particular audience

>>60092319
You're right for the most part, but there are some people in my industry who care very deeply for news, storytelling and content creation. It was like they were born to do disseminate information in the most creative ways possible. It's neat to watch them work.

I'm just eternally salty about not being smart enough to do math or program, that's why I hang around /g/.

>>60089613
Same

neetbux

>>60092351
And they're not hired because they can pay a fucking retard like you to regurgitate old stories that reaffirm some new hysteria

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>>60090351
I'm a cook. You fit in as well as I do.

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Pretend to be able to program arduinos and make robots for 12 hours a day with no breaks

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software, large tech company, 140,000$

>>60092423
Can confirm they are hired. I work with them.

Also, that's the shit part about being in the media. You're everyone's least favorite person. If you're not catering to someone's viewpoint you're "fake news" or your "propaganda."

People don't want the news, they want their views reaffirmed.

>>60091569
I don't know what your deal is, man. Want me to post the hospital discharge?

And who said anything about it being a violent shoot? Don't drop revolvers made i 1915, kiddos.

You sure do seem upset about this.

>>60092512
You can't deny that the MSM has been decidedly shit with a clear bias over the last, like, 50 years.

>>60091729
the fuck are you going on about faggot?
i thought the whole DONT SHOOT DONT SHOOT MY BULLET PROOF HANDS WILL PROTECT ME
was humorous.

>>60092542
I'm not trying to, lad. I'm just saying that no matter what, people don't like having their views challenged, and sometimes the media does that.

It's a cutthroat industry with little payoff.

>>60091956
>>60091918
haha
i like this thread.
lets turn it into a general so we can spam it daily.

sure it has nothing to do with technology
but this is /g/enerals anyways.

Full stack java dev

Pornographer. 6 digits.

>>60091918
What have you learned lately?

>>60092533
>hurr durr why should i release something to easily verify my bullshit claims anonymously, i'll instead release sensitive information! fuck you man! what's your problem man?
lol k...

>>60092562
i know someone in journalism
she's a pretentious cunt who deserves the hell that's ahead of her
fuck the lot of you cucks.

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Was a navy nuke. Now i'm going to school to soak up GI bill benefits. It pays well enough to not have to work.

>>60092629
Sorry for tickling your tisms?

security cams

>>60090202
What do you do instead?

>>60092546
He said he was a gunsmith. It feels much more likely it was an accidental discharge than a mugging or whatever your autistic introverted mind assumes guns must be for.

Hack the gooberment so they send checks.

>>60093079
>can't comprehend humor
>calls someone else autistic
nice.

>>60089603
I work full time at a warehouse. I have my own workstation with a desktop and everything. Once I prepare all my shipments for the day I normally shitpost until my shift is up.

Probably gonna go to college to get an IT degree within the next two years.

>>60091397
You must be good looking then.

>>60093134
lol desperate people will fuck anyone you idiot

I used to suck dick for money.
Invested wisely, and got super lucky with a lottery ticket, and now I have about $168,000 left after buying a little shack in the woods, and I recently hear noises very often and I might get killed some time soon, which would be really unfortunate because I took so much time working on everything.

>>60089603
Suck dick.

>>60089603
I sit in the middle of heroine wasteland with zero opportunities.

>>60089603
sysadmin

>>60093739
I'll protect you if you let me sleep at your place and suck my dick too.

>>60093310
Shut up if you're not him.

>>60090202
Why don't you share it with us?
I am sure /g/ could so some amazing things with that kind of money.

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i lie to doctors for a living

>>60089603
Security sysadmin+ learning to be a freelance developer w/friends

>>60094094
>autismbux don't exist where I live
ITS
NOT
FAIR
FUCK YOU CUMMIEKO

NEET, rich parents
sometimes I tutor undergrad students for extra money

Helpdesk

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>>60094387
>**** YOU ******KO

Putting black tubes on the road to count cars.

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>>60089603
Got my Industrial Engineering degree in february. Getting neetbux since, bretty comfy.

Getting a sugarmommy sounds profitable though.

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Landscaper. [spoiler]Can't see myself working with anyone else but blokey dudes now. Sick bantz make the days go fast[/spoiler]

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>>60094539
>calling your friend a c*nt is sick bantz
truly an advanced culture

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NEETbux

pretty generous in australia, all I have to is attend a weekly appointment at a job agency and pretend to look for jobs

>tfw get to rice arch on my thinkpad and play vidya all day every day

>>60094649
>he doesn't have certs
shit tier dole bludger

>>60094527
Sounds like you're getting neetbux AFTER getting your degree.

I get autismbux in Australia & do volunteer IT repair work at a community center twice a week.

>>60089603
im sure you suck cocks

>>60090112
What a fantastic fucking idea, I'm stealing it. Thanks bud.

>>60090112
>triftshop
is there any way I can disturb you with more questions about this? interested in the cute women bit

>>60095017
cute women with babies aren't cute women at all

>>60092602
adult frontend dev / designer / copywriter do you need any help

>>60095034
they often are childless friends of a woman with child, buying clothes and birthday presents for the babby

dumbass

Carding

By doing the kneepads business

Front end / realtime graphics programmer

>>60095034
>low test

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SAP(or well we have like 3 other systems too but mainly SAP) ERP monkey job, i get paid like 12€/h too, it's better than flipping burgers but it's still a really boring job.

>>60089603
Cryptography consulting.

Occasionally I also do private tutoring for math and science since there are tons of rich expats in my city (Geneva) and they actually pay well.

>>60089603
Accounting

>>60095127
>cuck

>>60094863
Why would I need certs when I'm unemployed lmao

Desktop support. I get paid way too much to turn computers off and on again. 65k and I don't do server work. It's nice but I'm bored and stuck.

>>60093739
>invested wisely
>lottery ticket

test

bung

I program microprocessors for industry machines like stuff on How It's Made.
That's really cool and fun and stuff until you get to the point where the big business people want to control 50 ton death machines running asm... from a website. On their phone.
If you work in a factory stay the fuck away from the machines you don't understand the horrors powering each movement.

$5/h web dev

not poo in loo though

I'm a bike messenger
I also sell vegan cakes
I know I sound hateable but I'm really not, at least not for those reasons

>>60097291
But tell me is it possible to be a bike messenger and not ride like an asshole?

I make money reading books in the Hollywood Hills

I sit in a basement looking at liquids going through pipes and wire papers about what i observe.

>>60097360
How many bookshelves do you have in your bookshelves account

>>60097404
47 Lamborghinis

>>60097423
>>60097404
I call it fuel units. You must have enough fuel units

>>60097459
>You must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Day trading and shit posting

>>60097308
Sure. Only fixiefags are assholes, most of us are chill roadies and MTBers, hell, some grills even ride beach cruisers.

>>60092542
>the last, like, 50 years.

>As for what is not true, you will always find abundance in the newspapers.
>Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day.
>From forty years' experience of the wretched guess-work of the newspapers of what is not done in open daylight, and of their falsehood even as to that, I rarely think them worth reading, and almost never worth notice.
>The man who never looks into a newspaper is better informed than he who reads them, inasmuch as he who knows nothing is nearer to truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors.
>&c&c&c
-- Thomas Jefferson

>>60097291
I've seen you before. How long have you been here?

>>60089603
im a female and muslim, dont speak english well but i know a little about excel. im working for Canadian government

I shill for certain company on a certain mongolian basket weaving forum

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>>60091497
Oh shit. Get well soon, mate.

I’m a janitor at a university. Sometimes at night I'll see an incomplete Acrobat Reader installation and just finish it. When the professor shows up he's amazed and asks who did it but I just keep sweeping

>>60089603
I work at fairly large corp that's addicted to saunas and me and my team are in the business of making 5G happen.

Comfy as fuck, but corporate bureaucracy is horrible and our IT department consists of morons.

>>60100262
>Acrobat Reader
Someone give me a rundown on that classic greentext.

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Professional OCaml coder.

>>60091638
dude, that's retardedly low. I made almost twice as much as a support intern there. Which fucking company is that? O.o

I suck and get fucked by big black cocks come watch me on XHamster @ Evabella93 ;)

I translate stuff. Books, mostly, looking to get into Linux administration as a side job.
>>60089603

I don't.

>>60089603
>beg mom and dad

My job is so fucking unbelievable.

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

>>60100996
That conclusion. Epic.

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>>60100996

>>60089603
Please old men for money.

Currently working as a software dev trainee, C# etc.

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>>60092433
Lee?

>>60099434
You have to go back.

>>60100996
Haha epic story bro!

Bartender, in my own bar. Plus a few other businesses too.

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>>60100996
thanks for the kek

Autistic NEET trying to learn programming but my ADHD brain doesn't understand how to use all the words and commands and such on its own.

Like, it's fine when I try to create something really simple using a guide online but when I'm supposed to actually create something using my own knowledge I just give up.

>>60100458
Profile not public. Unacceptable. Be a proper whore.

i make artwork for money

>>60101417
Gay diaper furry inflation artwork?

I'm a engy, I'm grossly overpaid for what I do.

>>60101433
funny you should ask, I got a request for diaper transformation porn recently. But the weirdest thing I've done was a nude version of a popular children's character.

>having money
>on /g/ which is literally tech consumerism general

>>60089603
EE

>>60101493
What character?

>>60090112
you will kill a child one day from some fucked up chemical being used in the clothes

>>60101537
tinkerbell

>>60089738
this.

>>60101599
Hot.

Database development and large scale software automation, in a professional environment. Work is frustrating, pay is astronomical

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>>60100996

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>>60100996
Kek

Good one, don't even care if its pasta

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>>60100996

>>60101542
>implying that's a bad thing

I deliver pizza and make about $40k/yr.

Not a lot but pretty good for not going to school past age of 13.

>>60101542
That's on the parent for buying their kid shitty, chink clothes

I am a dentist.

>>60090112
Please convince me to invest in doing something like this. I have 4000 dollars saved. Was planning on spending a good 2k on a computer this summer but if I can make money simply flipping things from China I'd rather do that. Can I really make money by buying things from China and simply selling them on Ebay?

I drive

>>60102155
Consider the amount of work you'd have to do to even turn a profit. Better off just selling fake shit, like Oakleys or something

>>60102155
Not that guy but my cousin buys fake sneakers and track suits/hoodies from aliexpress and peddles them to normies on the local equivalent of craisglist, people eat them up.

>>60102197
This is the way to do it desu. But fuck dealing with normies in person

>>60102220
>But fuck dealing with normies in person
Yeah it's pretty shitty, he had to constantly find public places like Mcadonalds so he wouldn't get held up when he was first starting out or so people wouldn't whine as much.
Now he just reships shit after her gets the deposit.

>>60089603
Suck dicks

>>60102270
Yeah flipping fake Chinese shit on ebay is the way to go. I'm sure this is what the nignogs on the west side do here already. Fuck getting a gun drawn on you for some fake jordans

>>60102139
Same.

Life is pain.

>>60089603
I'm a purchasing agent for Siemens.

I work for one of the Big Four.

>>60099434
What is your function in the government ?
Is your salary decent ?

>>60102364
Hey man can we be friends and you help me get a job with you? We can seriously be good friends irl.

>>60102305
I know some other guy who advertises on facebook and has a whole apartment filled with fake shit, from fucking raybans to lacoste shirts.
People just PM him before visiting so he knows who's coming and you got the whole shop to yourself, and he also sells shit on ebay.
When people ask him how everything can be so cheap he just tells the same fucking lie about buying containers full of authentic stuff that the owners didn't wanna pay import tax on and that got auctioned.
It's a pretty profitable business.

>>60092603
Improving skills in network security daily as this was part of my previous job.

>>60102400
fuck its tempting. just need to own a gun and it could work. problem is then spooks know where you live. I might just stick to selling adderall to college kids

>>60095176
>expats
You mean dirty immigrants

>>60099386
I've been coming to /g/ regularly for about a year I think. Been on 4chan as a whole for much longer.

>>60090202
I'll be your slave butler forever if you let me latch onto you like some sort of dependent.

>>60102473
no, we have those too but they cannot afford my services

>>60102524
Let me reiterate:
They're all dirty immigrants.

>>60102543
you draw the average IQ of every room towards zero simply by entering it, I bet

>>60090037
Disgusting. I bet your mommy is autistic and works minimum wage too.

>>60090280
>He does it for free

>>60102518
Last time I remember seeing that vegan bike thing, I'm pretty sure someone called you a nigger that stole the bike.

This place is toxic.

>>60097291
Give the bike back, Jamal.

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>>60103453
>implying I'd steal a bike
>implying someone would steal mine

>>60104437
>implying someone would steal mine
i would, it just needs a coat of paint and some oil

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>>60104506
But niggers don't know that

>>60089603

Full stack developer
Just started about six weeks ago
Feels fucking great

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>>60089603
Dev. I have no idea why they pay me so much desu. Working environment is good, tech stack is good, but I'm disillusioned with what we're working on. Probably will quit in a year or so.

Lately I've just been chasing down static code scan security findings and fixing them if need be (legally required to do this due to the industry). It's thankless and requires knowing how the exploit works, figuring out if it actually applies, then figuring out what needs to change in the code that is exploitable (of which I'm usually unfamiliar with).

>>60089603
I shill Intel and Nvidia products here.

>>60089603
I work at Google.

>>60105747
gtfo pajeet.

>>60089603
Software developer in LA. $130,00/year base salary

>>60100996
I believed every word 100% until "solve mysteries".

>>60106672
Underage b&

>>60105747
moot pls come and stay go

>>60091595
>Complaining about no money
>Want to spend it on tobacco and weed anyway
You deserve to die anyway

>>60092022
How do you even end up in those positions?

>>60106693
What percent of your salary do you spend on housing, and how long is your commute?

>>60095088
Fucking loudmouth pleb enjoy prison.

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>>60089603
MONEY IS NOT TECHNOLOGY

>>60106803
Like all jobs. Find job postings, apply.

If you get the interview, but not the job, study the hell out of anything you didn't do well on during the interview. Make sure you play with it on your own system, if you can (no one expects you to run Oracle, AD, or LDAP at home, don't sweat it).

Also, if you say you can do somethingon your resume, or especially in an interview, EXPECT the next question to be asking how you did it. I don't bullshit.

>>60106890
Different guy, but I'm curious as to what the company was expecting for your position; ya know like skills and such

I make shitty pocket change flipping CSGO skins.

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I work in a factory. It's decent.

>>60090202
As long as you're not a welfare collecting nigger that's good.

The government pays me for studying, and my parents give me some change on top of that.

Hoping to get a programming job some day, but first I'd have to get a trainee position for my studies.

>>60106844
You're a fraud and you don't deserve those dubs.

>>60089603
im a gigalo

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Gear engineer

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corporate c/c++ code monkey slave
garbage $46k

network administrator

Datafucker for mid-size corporation
$65k, work from home.

Not bad for an English major.

>>60108477

> slightly above average wage
> comfy desk job
> stable corporate work

JUST

>>60108477
my internship this summer pays more than that comparatively :^)

>>60108477

I made $47k in a low cost of living area, straight out of college, in 1998.

The entire world is fucked. Enjoy your shitty wages and being viewed as problematic overhead by every manager you ever have, until the day that you go on disability for RSI, a bulged cervical disk, etc.

>>60089603
Gargle corporate balls for money.

>>60089721
This. I'm a student living with a poor unemployed parent.

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GIS

>shit pay
>shit software
>shit data
>shit people

data mining

>>60106787
this

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Are there any computer jobs with a salary 60k+ that requires little to no coding?

AMD CEO

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>>60109703
>>60109645
Kek

>>60108904
Why are you in that field? I'm a normal software developer but have been wondering whether I should try to move towards GIS

>>60091595
>literally fighting with my country's administration for 770€ per month
they're too busy paying for muhamed to live here.
they only spent the last 6 years raping, murdering, and broadcasting the most atrocious acts someone can commit.
but hey, let them all come mix with the rest of us, what's the worste that could happen?

can't wait for them to start rioting and causing another civil war. oh the fucking irony.
>we sell you the guns, you ruin your home, then you move here, and someone else sells you the guns, and then you do the same thing all over again!
just look at waht they did to their own peers and countrymen they grew up with, shared their language and lifestyles with...
the fuck do you think they'll do to the nations who profited and perpetuated and likely caused the war which displaced them and ruined their lives? people views and cultures and even language completely conflict with their own?

sweet sweet irony.

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>>60110184
I'm a cartographer but since FREE MAPS pretty much fucked the whole business over I could either go media faggot or GIS.

Don't do it. It MIGHT seem fun, but you haven't seen shit data until you worked with GIS. Doesn't help that the public sector is a major source of GIS data. And if you're not dealing with GIS data, it's CAD data from planners. Those faggots are literally physically incapable of closing their goddamn lines and polygons. I have seen shit drawn so wrong you wouldn't believe someone actually sat down and managed to fuck up this badly.

I get £1200 a month and rent paid for because I have schizophrenia and autism

College fucker here. Avid in c++ but all the shit in my area is either Web stuff or "app" bullshit. Almost no unreal engine either. Should I get a recruiter or is so cal really just nu-male """"programmers""""

>>60106693
What's the language market like in la. Is it all java or javascript or do they use real languages

>>60093750
Kek, do you live in Siberia?

>>60091918
>Implying anyone on /g/ will ever be anything more than a code monkey.

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>>60090202
C-can i sleep on your lap?

>>60097223
I want 2 be u ;_;

It's what I was training to become and I was actually good but then depression happened. now it seems hard to build myself back up.

>>60095136
What the hell menial tasks do they have you doing where they're paying you 12 EUR/hour? I make $100K/yr doing SAP work in the US, and I'd make more if I was willing to put up with the bullshit of independent consulting.

>>60089603
I'm a CTT for the US Navy

>>60089603
I'm a lawyer.

>>60105747
Fuck off M00t

I make bots and cheats for bad MMOs and bad games

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I am a "HVDC operations technician". I honestly didn't know what that title meant until I specifically asked what my tasks are. Just a fancy word for electrician.

Fullstack/Mobility dev/architect.

Slowly going more for lower level languages and learning stupid shit like cobol I want to end up working in either industrial automation/robotics or with COBOL because I like money and big buxx and working with big money. Also because I hate my fucking life and i just want to die man.

>>60115039
make a revolutionary assisted suicide bot

Security, account and dba for a public University. I get paid to do nothing all day

>money does you

Leech off my parents' money since there's no NEETbux in my country.
I want to be NEET until 30s then kill myself.

>>60110576
Are you the English version of Terry?

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Anybody have any luck with ebay?

I'm thinking of selling R7 1700 + Rx 580 builds for 2K a piece on there with like 1 year warranties or something. 16GB of 3000MHz DRR4 RAM and 256GB SSD + 1TB HDD to make it somewhat fair too.

>>60115112
Already exist mate, learn COBOL you let go of your life into another kind of existence man.

It's not good.

Although an assisted suicide bot would be relatively easy, it'd be really just a chair with a hat and some shit to read the life signals/hormones of the subject to determine if he is just doing it for attention or just wants to let it end and then apply a lethal injection and soothing chemicals, if not inject some assorted hormones and other crap to make you 'happy' and get the dopamine boost you need, but also some cyanide so you suffer. Have I told you how in 2030 you'll get a state sponsored lobotomy and your frontal lobe replace with a machine so you don't think or choose wrong?

>>60115304
sell gtx 580s instead for real profitz

>>60115340
I'm planning on slapping a "VR Ready" buzzword on it and people are paying 2K for it. Also nvidia has extra dogshit performance with ryzen chips for some reason so yeah.

>>60101542
How many kids die daily from Wal-Mart?

>>60089603
That's classified. I'd have to kill you...

>>60089603
Work in a warehouse, 50k a year.

>>60115400
lol
>$500 USED
a few months back they were being sold for thousands of dollars.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B003DTKU82/ref=dp_olp_all_mbc?ie=UTF8&condition=all

Sell the stocks my parents bought for me when I was born until I start studying this year and getting paid for it since I live in a developed country that offers free college

Studying EE, I get half loans by the government and parent bux. My living is stupidly cheap so I feel pretty wealthy with just under 900€/month.

Right now my goal is to work at glofou or infinion but that'll probably change over the next 2 years.

>>60093753
>>60094211
>>60115151
>>60095409
all i have is a bachelors in IT from FSU and a 4 month internship at a major city's county IT department just installing firmware on switches and pasting scripts. what job can i get? is there any hope for something in networking or security or do I go straight to help desk? i graduate in a week and havent applied for anything yet HELP

>>60090351
>>60092433
I'm a cleaner

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>>60115651
I said Rx 580 not Rx 480.

But now that you point out the Rx 480 prices it leads me to believe the Rx 580 is a significant improvement if they're trying to sell the last few Rx 480s at those prices.

>>60115882
gtx prices dumbass.
it's from the start of the decade and people are still charging this much for the creator of le woodscrew, housefire memes

>>60116098
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

lolwtf, that's a very expensive room heater indeed

Graphic Design and frontend dev

Love it

>>60116098
least I have drivers :^)

>>60116197
lolwut?
>>60116129
sure is.
nvidia was so butthurt about not having the strongest gpu they tried to push as much power as they could to beat the 5800 and subsequently radeon hd 6000 series

i miss the days when ati/nvidia were actually competing.
now they're just being faggots milking the market with their duopoly.

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>>60100996

>>60089603
Marketing Automation/Web Development

>>60116197
>nvidia drivers
lmao
https://youtu.be/cfwjq2KDHJU

>>60100996
lmao

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>>60089603
I'm an x politician.

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>>60100996

>>60091400
> making "minimum wage" as an immortal

I teach music lessons and work part time retail while in school. Occasionally do some light computer repair