Hello gee. I have a wireless router under my desk, by which I

It's probably not.

You could also move the router, since electromagnetism follows an inverse square law. Doubling the distance will reduce the effect by a factor of four. Plus it will probably improve your WiFi connectivity; why the hell would you put a radio source underneath furniture?

>>60080928
Yup, you're boned. Just look at this article
http://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/10-shocking-facts-health-dangers-wifi/

It's clear that you're going to die and produce no children because of wireless signals unless you shield yourself with tin foil at all times.

>>60080928
I don't see how that would affect your masturbation experience...?

>>60080973

noooooooo

>>60080956
It allows me to connect my computer via ethernet. Maybe I should move it on top of the desk instead?

>>60080928
>>So what do you say? Is it harmful to be sitting by a router 24/7?
No. It isn't. I would happily wager not just my testicles but my entire life on this. Its non-ionizing radiation. It can't damage your DNA or anything, there's not enough energy there. If there was enough energy, it would be emitting x-rays, not microwaves.

>>60081025
Actually, it enhances my masturbation experience, as it allows me to stream porn in 1080p using my phone.

>>60080928
Yes. Not because of the router but because sitting for so long is bad for the body.

>>60081622
>school

You are bathed in radio waves every second of the day dumbo

>>60081703
Yeah, but in this case I'm sitting very close to the source

>>60082806
What is radio?
what is magnetism?
what is electro?
what are atoms?
what is black body radiation?
what is a regular polyhedra?

>>60080928
Well....
Not like your sperm will ever be put to use anyway

>>60080928
Wi-fi isn't the culprit, its the heat from laptops that can fuck up your balls