IM PROGRAMMING!!!

>>60075789
Good for you.

>>60075789
no you are not.

>>60075997
How is Python not programming? How is "scripting" not programming?

>>60076017
import do_everything
var do_everything = new do_everything();
do_everything.init();

I'm programming!

>>60076039
>var
>new
>;

That's where you're wrong kiddo.

>>60076039
0110101010101110101010101010101

>>60076039
If you aren't typing out 1s and 0s, you are having the language "do everything"

>>60075789
Daily reminder that a python programmer can make 40k and up +++ starting.

compared to no 'grammer average american worker making 30k

just learn it. it's easy and it's an easy 10k raise.

>>60076177
Actually. I'd argue at least double and easily triple that average 30k salary

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>>60075789
And having fun with it.
Do not forget about that.

>>60075789
Ugh programming is such an outdated term.
You need to use the term "I'm coding apps"

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I'M PROGRAMMING!!!

Why do I browse /g/?

>>60076770
because the alternatives are faggy hugboxes and at least you get an honest (if sometimes misinformed) opinion here

>>60076177
How do you get a job without a degree?

>>60076039
That doesn't answer the question in the slightest.

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>>60075789
i'm just going to leave this here. it belongs here.

>>60076836
be able to do the things they say in the job posting... ideally have done them for money before.

>>60076912
>not lightning fast, low-level, bare metal JS

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>>60076819
this

also, once you get good at lurking, you can find great bits of information from the occasional good post.

Check out this tiling background wallpaper from an Macintosh System 7.

>>60075789
kys

>>60076836
Some of the most successful people in the industry don't have a degree. Admittedly they have to do shit jobs (but related jobs) for a while until they are recognised as having the skills and passion. Getting a degree is comfy mode for people who are rich or want to be in debt all their life.

>>60076770
Because there are alternatives but you are too lazy to look for them

>>60077396
If they are american

>>60076039
>Dat syntax
Also, better to have 20k lines of C macros to compile hello world, amirite? XDXD

>>60076017
idiot

>>60076172
If you aren't using a magnetic needle to flick the states of each bit on your harddrive manually, you're not programming

>>60075789
> /tv/ memes in /g/

>>60076039
#include <studio.h>

Means I'm not programming.

Back to India pajert

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>>60076039
>var
>new
wow something as easy as python and you still managed to fuck it up lole

>>60076770
Because hacker news is too information-dense and helpful for you and you secretly hate yourself

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>>60075789

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>my time is worthless, i want to waste it with inferior languages because i have extreme pathological autism

>>60076039
you forgot the part where you waste 3 hours of your life trying to install the libraries with pip

>>60078918
somebody needs to create brainskull meme with all of those

>>60076017
There isn't much of a difference anymore since non-compiled languages can perform a lot of the same tasks as compiled languages. Only retards act like they are TOTALLY DIFFERENT and that using a compiler is some sort of tech wizardry.

>>60079159
You must be a windows user
Sad

>>60076017
how about html it's logical

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>>60075789
>that logo

I fucking hate it. I know it's supposed to be two snakes or some shit but all I can see is pic related.

>>60080402
Post better logo, you can't.
Python's logo is the best followed by Ruby