Yahoo's Marissa Mayer is set to make $186M from Verizon deal

>>60067096
Sucker born every minute

what an amazing and influential woman

>>60067096
I should just end myself right now, huh?

Good in her, don't hate the player, hate the game.

She must be sucking quite the powerful cock, because that kind of shit is why people suddenly appear dead in the bathtub with an ice pick burried in their skull

>>60067096
Another success story of women in tech.

>golden parachute
>women

>>60067881
Didn't she get effectively kicked out of google before she went to yahoo *because* she didn't suck cock?

I should get a toilet cleaning job at Google.

>>60067096
She deserves more than that for ridding the world of Yahoo.

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>>60067096
need marissa to bankrupt me and my company

>>60067096
to be fair that company was going down the shitter way before her. They have a long history of bad business decisions
Not like she added anything of value though.

>>60068785
But she did
prob the wrong cock

>>60067096
*Gets paid $186m for tanking a Fortune 100 company*
*Goat laughs*

>>60067096
jewst as planned

>>60070158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OinvdoyBsEc

>>60070030
>to be fair that company was going down the shitter way before her.

Uhhh, doesn't matter. She's a fucking ROASTIE, it's her fault entirely. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>60070179