Over-engineered Juicer edition

Its not even a juicer, its basically a kool-aid jammer squeezer

>>60060170
>juicer
>can't extract juice from fruits and vegetables
It's a fucking Keurig that only accepts puree and costs 3-4x as much.

Yes its scary that jews would ACTUALLY

but they would and they do so get over here

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>>60060170
>there were retards who thought this was a good idea
>there were retards who funded it
Jesus Fucking Christ

>>60060253
Jews are well connect so getting funding is easy for them.

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>>60060170
>a recurring shitpost thread with multiple editions for people to sperg out about random shit and joos

I thought g was bad but this is a first jesus

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>>60060170
>You have to mail it back
You're joking

>>60060312
well of course they're sperging out about juice, it's a juicer

>>60060340
>mail back your pouches to our special recycling center

you dont hate the environment right ;^)

>>60060312
attention whores will always post the same "successful" threads that reach bump limit over and over

wouldn't be surprised we'll have a juice general from now on

>>60060170
>Over-engineered Juicer
It is no such thing. It's an under-engineered juicer, or an over-engineered way to pour juice out of a bag and into a cup.

>>60060170
I work for a company that has these things in every break room, for everyone to use, for free. People stand around for 5+ minutes waiting for the machine to squeeze one bag of juice into a cup. Also, it splatters. We make fun of the fact that it wont squeeze the bag without wifi. The infosec people hate it - they had to make security exceptions so the things would work at all. Basically everyone thinks its fucking stupid.

But for all that people still use the thing. Ive used it and I gotta say, knowing how ridiculously expensive it is somehow makes it more enjoyable. Theres something satisfying about using it, like eating sauteed white tiger eyeballs. The huge waste of money for such a mediocre cup of juice actually makes you feel like a king when you drink it.

>>60060427
So in short, the only real appeal it has is in being conspicuous consumption? "I'm great because I'm using a shit but expensive way to do something mundane!"

>>60060440
did you watch the bloomberg video in the first post?

>>60060467
Nope.

>>60060471
It's 1 minute long.
Watch it.

>“Investors are very intrigued by businesses that combine the one-time sale of hardware that ends up leading to repeat purchases of consumable packages,” said Frank, who doesn’t own Juicero shares.

No sane person would think this was a good product, they were just greedy jews that wanted shekels

>With packs priced between $7 and $10, the least you can expect to shell out (in addition to $699 for the press) is about $35 to $50 per week. That adds up to between $140 and $200 a month, or theoretically an eyebrow-raising $1,680 to $2,400 a year.

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Meanwhile I'm still using this fucking thing. Damn thing is probably older than most of /g/

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>>60060170
>fucking ACME threads in a consumer device
What the actual fuck, just why?

>>60060423
>or an over-engineered way to pour juice out of a bag and into a cup.

The bags contain mushed up chunks of fruit. All the machine does it squeeze the bags. Why a connection to your smartphone is required is beyond my understanding however.

It's also a literal botnet.

>>60060427
Are you saying it feels nice to use the jewcero because it costs your company $8 every time you use it?

I too, like to time my bowel movements so I always shit on company time.
And I always use a whole roll of toilet paper.
If I don't use the whole thing, I'll until the whole thing until it ends up in the toilet.

>>60060512
you know the germans always make good stuff

>>60060421
juice is technologie

>>60060525
First, the Press. Our connected Press itself is critical to delivering a consistent, high quality and food safe product because it provides:
The first closed loop food safety system that allows us to remotely disable Produce Packs if there is, for example, a spinach recall. In these scenarios, we’re able to protect our consumers in real-time.
Consistent pressing of our Produce Packs calibrated by flavor to deliver the best combination of taste and nutrition every time.
Connected data so we can manage a very tight supply chain, because our product is live, raw produce, and has a limited lifespan of about 8 days.

>8 day shelf life
>cost $5-10 each

>>60060544
You know what they say

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime
That's why I shit on company time

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>>60060545
Except my car, lel

Did no one at any point in development stop to think of this was a good idea?

>>60060545
Germans really understand juice

>>60060609
Why would you stop when you're being paid a shit ton of money?
The people working at the company don't give a shit if investors are going to lose money.

>>60060170
>Examination of the machine:
>https://blog.bolt.io/heres-why-juicero-s-press-is-so-expensive-6add74594e50
This is fucking trash. Good engineering is simple engineering that gets the job done

>>60060544
Basically, yes. Your analogy sucks though. Its not like using a whole roll of toilet paper to take a shit. Its like using a crisp $20 bill.

>>60060639
Investors are supposed to be smarter than this

>>60060512
>juicing
>ever

Why do you hate fiber?

>>60060656
Because I can already shit just fine

>>60060427
Well sure, if the company was paying for it, I'd like some juice.

>>60060655
Says who? Investors lose millions of dollars all the time.

>>60060440
No not conspicuous, since everyone has access to it for free also. Just the sheer excess and unnecessary nature of it is novel in its own way. Like feeding $100 caviar to your hamster.

>>60060682
Yeah but not on blatantly stupid shit like this

More like jewser

>>60060609
honestly I don't see this hurting them at all. It's aimed at rich California yuppies who make 200-300k a year doing some cushy tech shit who have no idea how to cook food or even make smoothies in a blender. The bad reviews don't mean shit to them because it's just poor people being jealous. Juicero realized that 99% of people who want to juice just want to show off, and so this is a fancy way to show off your healthy lifestyle if you're a rich yuppie in California.

Additionally, this is actually a pretty good product for restaurants. People have heard about it now and while they wouldn't buy the device, they'd definitely try a bag of the juice for $10. If a restaurant or grocery store like whole foods gets 40 people to buy a $10 glass of juice they've already paid off the machine. Just remember that no publicity is bad publicity, and Juicero is laughing all the way to the bank.

>>60060631
Because it's "fresh" and "organic"

>>60060253
ume can hit me

>>60060694
Consumers buy stupid shit all the time, it might be that the investors thought consumers were stupider than they actually were.

Hell, look at this guy
>>60060427
His company has these stupid things in every breakroom.

>>60060701

Never understood that at all. If people actually wanted "fresh and organic" just add strawberries, a banana, ice, and milk. blend. change fruits to whatever is cheapest and in season.

>enjoy your jews
>bitchs crosseyed

lol

>>60060700
Yuppies would just buy juice from stores

And stores would just use professional machines that are proven to last hundreds of thousands of cycles to minimize downtime and using fruit bought for literal cents to maximize profit

>>60060722
that sounds like more work than putting a bag in the Juicero and pressing a single button

>>60060700
>>>60060609
>yuppies who make 200-300k a year doing some cushy tech shit who have no idea how to cook food or even make smoothies in a blender

That describes me and many people at my company but none of us would actually pay for this thing. Seriously, Juicero is not going to just coast through this fiasco.

>>60060561
Keurig for juice, making money of juice like they make money of printers and disposabpe razors

>>60060170
I would barely call this thing over-engineered, if anything under-engineered. At a $400 dollar price point, I would expect the damn thing not to look like a cheap-ass flat plastic aesthetic, nor have such flimsy looking build quality.

This thing looks like something from the "As Seen on TV" aisle in Walmart that breaks after 3 months of use.

>>60060824
Read that breakdown, a machine is not under-engineered when it has a plain looking chassis.

>>60060700
>selling at cost

>>60060840
It's pointlessly over engineered
All of the best machines are simple in design

>>60060700
As a yuppie who makes just under $200k doing cushy tech shit in a place with a slightly lower cost of living than the Bay Area, I'd have to say I have no idea why this is a product.

My hippy friends would just juice actual fruits.

I usually only drink water and milk at home, but I have a blender for the rare occasion that I drink something else.

Everyone else would just buy regular juice and/or use a blender.

>>60060545
That subtle Vince from shamwow reference... I am speechless anon. My sidles chuckled off to the heavens.

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>Jews hate it!

>Find out how to make juice (and lots else!) on the cheap with this mysterious device!

>>60060850
Well of course it is, it squeezes juice out of a bag.

>>60060722
how delicious is that, because it sounds pretty damn nice.

>>60060850
They probably could make it out of stainless steel for cheaper if they cut down on the pointless machined parts, but they obviously wanted to make it look like an Apple product and not a kitchen gadget.

>>60060872
I bet their focus group for this was Casey Neistat and no one else.

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>>60060170

What kind of fuckery is this?

and more important:

WHAT KIND OF MORON WASTES MONEY ON THIS SHIT!??!?

FFS, this kind of faggotry makes me loose faith in humanity, people would rather buy a fucking juice squishing machine then just fucking buy the juice, make it them selves, or just fucking fuck it, its not even worth it.

This is really obviously a money laundering scheme. Doug Evans, the founder of the company stepped down immediately and was replaced by Jeff Dunn, a former Coca Cola and Campbell's Soup executive. Campbell's Soup also donated a shitload of money to the start up.

This is just a couple of kikes embezzling money the easy way. Why bother breaking the law to steal money when you can just get retard investors to slush some money your way and skim off the top with a nice CEO salary and bonus package?

>>60060427

you are whats wrong with this planet.

>>60060512
Does it come with a carbonator so you can gas the juice?

>>60061927

that explains a lot...

>>60061954
It's the same thing with modern art. A pile of shit on a canvas sells for millions of dollars not because anybody involved thinks its profound or artistic, but because something was exchanged behind closed doors and they needed an excuse to move a very large sum of money without being investigated. It's just a bonus that you can start museums to take money from retards who think they're deep and enlightened.

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>>60061941

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Why juice at all when you can just eat the fruits?

>>60060170
OP you forgot something
https://www.theverge.com/2017/4/20/15375940/juicero-full-refund-customers-ceo-jeff-dunn

>>60061936
LOL jealous? When I get to work today I'm gonna "make it rain" $10 juice pouches! Then I'll drink some!

>>60060512
juicing sucks tho.
requires huge amount of fruit and resulting in almost no juice.

>>60063781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viejY6UZ5Bk

>>60060170
juices without the fiber are bad for your health
literally bad
stop this meme: they are creating diabetics

>>60060427
> The huge waste of money for such a mediocre cup of juice actually makes you feel like a king when you drink it.
I can bet mt tooth you use Apple tech.

>>60062021
I wanted to say the same thing but the Ad is spot on and clearly explains the problem currently.
Like you have to buy shit - that's simple.
Then you have to prepare it (okay-ish), then find the machine you have somewhere (they usually suck), then clean that (fuck no), and finally in the whole process you ought to make something drinkable.

That's just hard when you involve veggies and shit. (making it tasty)

- I am not a hipster.
- I would not ever buy this product.
- But indeed, if someone likes juices (and vegetables) this is not a bad idea.
- It's fucking expensive because the machine is over-engineered and because of muh environment/farmers and wahtnot.
So whatever. I think this would fit the current generation so well. They have money to burn, they are fucking lazy, and this is a good thing for the environment/farmers/everyone really.

>>60060600
Jesus Christ, did the bolt bend?

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>hate virals this bullshit all over the internet and MSM
>everyone knows what an exorbitant overkill and ridiculous waste of money and resources it is
>now it's a status symbol of conspicuous consumption

I wonder what Stallman thinks about this, someone should ask him.

Well, a least the price is justified in the build quality. Honestly, I'd like to see more products take that approach of high end pricing, high end materials.
Just don't make the mistakes of over-engineering simple things.

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ITT: Fat Neckbeard Unhealthy virgins

>>60063815
How the fuck is it good for the environment? You ship them back the plastic bags, which is worse for the environment then just trashing it.

>>60061970
Hey man say what you want about modern art but I actually enjoy Jackson Pollock's work.

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>>60061927
>>60061954
>>60061970
Why they can't be busted for this? Or, at least, investigated?

>>60061941
best kek.

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>>60064075
that really fired up my neurons

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>>60060170

this is all you need, just invest in BLENDTEC

>>60064075
really makes my neurons feel

>>60064075
>feel it deep inside your neurons.
They are trying way too hard to be expressive. This isn't shingles.

>>60060221
At least the keurig actually BREWS your "coffee" rather than squeezing it from a pouch.

>>60061941
He can't keep getting away with it!

If you have the money to throw, it sounds like the best choice for juice.

>>60060170
Why do we need another thread for this?

>>60060427
Show people you can squeeze it by had, see what happens.

>>60062021
Fuck off fag

>>60060600
Volkswagens are shit tier. I assume its a VW.

>>60060741
>pressing a button

You mean pressing a button on the bonnet app you have to install

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>not squeezing fresh neuron-activating juice with your new iphone
poorfags are just jealous.
Stop being poor.
I bet you guys eat fruit like the philistines you are

>>60064075
>feel it deep inside your neurons
So it's drugs?

>>60063815
Why not just buy juice?

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>>60063913
The belt shredded itself on the other end and got stuck, which forced it on this end to slip behind the pulley and rip it out
The belt is easy enough to replace but fixing the threads for the bolt is gonna require drilling it out, rethreading it, then inserting a helicoil... all of this in a Home Depot parking lot because that's where I left my car

>>60064434
Nah, it's even worse

>>60064434
so is BMW, Audi, Mercedes.
so which German car brand is good then?

>>60064526
Opel

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>all the energy wasted and pollution produced by mailing fucking waste to be recycled

my sides

>>60064525
Nothing can be worse than a Jetta. The things catalytic convertor would fuck up constantly and the car can't take humidity at all. It seems like Germans have no clue that other nations have different climates.>>60064526
Maybe porsche.

>>60064530
Well, they kinda work, they are kinda ok.
We had an Astra (older one), an Astra Classic and a Vectra. (business cars)

Fuck they all had various problems all the fucking time.
So I would not say they are exceptionally good to be honest.

I recognize older Astra models still run, but you still had to spend on them quite often.

>>60064553
Porsche is actually a good nominee, though
>>60064525
>>60060600
he had one and it broke.

But still, performance vehicles with extremely good reliability. And even the SUVs they make are good.
Only the pricetag....

>>60060170
It was an april fool's prank, moron.

>>60064553
Never mind. Seems like porsche is shit too.

>>60064549
> government starts a new program here
> people can get free trash bins for "selective recycling"
> you can literally throw anything into them except glass

> people think that this somehow is environment-friendly or more helpful than normal trash.

It's basically glass-free trash for fuck's sake.

>>60064571
April fools is only April 1st and your bday anon.

>>60064585
Oh and of course people don't give a fuck about rules, so it may contain glass, so it has to be checked the same.

>>60064569
>>60064576
Meh, just looks like a belt that fell apart, that's not the car's fault, the same handful of suppliers make the belts for all of the car makers

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>>60060170
I bet idiots will fall for this. This is the same scamming scheme that Apple is using and it works for them.

>>60064389
Yeah obviously everyone knows about that now too. It adds to the amusement.

Some comments are missing my point - nobody here would actually PAY for this thing. Its just the sheer novelty and absurdity of it thats enjoyable.

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>>60060610
Underrated post

>>60060512
Not internet of shit connected

Fucking dropped

>>60060610
KEK <---- This one.
KEK
KEK

>>60061941
HA!

>>60060600
change the idler and get new belts, you should not have let it get this bad, its not the cars fault.

>>60060545
>shamwow reference
only half the time, they also make shit keyboard switches

>>60064484
most would say the anon mask is most infuriating in this pic, but I would say it's the beats

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>>60065235
Best thing is that he came here to be made fun of

>>60065292
lmao
I need to lurk /g/ more, this place is becoming my favorite board over buttplug world (/k/)
mac doesn't anger me, there are uses for it
but beats are irredeemable

>>60065150
The shop that changed the headgaskets last year changed the belt as a courtesy

>>60060170
>also pouches are sold based around subscriptions and once you use the pouch you have to rinse it out and mail it back

get a load of this.cam

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>>60065319
You should. Sometimes wonderful things happen here.

>>60064549
TBF most recycling isn't about energy, it's about waste product lying around.

Plastic recycling is good for the environment because that plastic doesn't sit in a landfill for a hundred years, not because it costs everyone less energy.

>>60065426
Had an extended version where you could cleary see the bottle of Tabasco casually tossed in there but I can't find it.

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>>60065468
I got you my dude

>>60060427
So its the Apple of Juice

Juicero invented juice!

>>60060170
I don't understand. If you can't even put in your own fruits/vegetables and just buy pouches, why wouldn't they just make a subscription juice delivery service?

>>60065496
Awesome thanks m8

>>60065426
>linus the internet marketer and jayzshill can get their stupid kids to build a computer correctly
>this fucking guy can't figure it out
also those fucking ram slots
>>60065496
that pci slot

>>60065517
Because this is a juice delivery service with a $400 premium.

>>60065517
Then it wouldn't be freshly squeezed dipshit.

>>60064154
Is that jeb!

Who would be crazy enough to pay $8 for a glass of juice?

This is what happens when the management of a company consists only of retards

>>60065643
Freshly squeezed juice in restaurants can cost that much.

>all this news about this crap
Bad promotion is the most efficient

>>60065673
yeah but it's fresh versus sitting in a pouch for a week

>>60065235
I'm pretty sure most would say that any fucking apple product, including the beats (same shit really) is the most infuriating

Why did they use an internal camera to read a fucking QR core when the packs also have an NFC tag?
Why didn't they design a more efficient press?

>>60065730
Apple doesn't even have to try marketing anymore, fanboys and media outlets will do it for them

>>60060170
OK, I am now officially mad.

It is all the little things
bot-net appliance
over priced stock
investor scam
user scam
nobody could figure out where juice comes from
...
and so many more issues

but then I actually see an image of this thing for the first time (I am a radio guy, don't own a TV).

A freaking horizontal flat press! It is not even spring tilted to get proper uneven pressure, which you want if you plan to get every last drop out of those stupid bags. There is a reason old automated toothpaste dispensers used a directional rolling press.

I mean for everything wrong with all of this at least use the proper simple compound machine for the job.

>>60065727
This is fresh as well?

>>60066072
it is not exactly.

it is few days old and already processed beforehand.

the bag is just full of fruit puree.

>>60066108
>it is few days old and already processed beforehand.
The juice? No it isn't. Unless you just changed the subject for no reason.

>>60060398
>using the smiley with a carat nose

>>60060170
holy shit the jews are actively trying for a 2nd Holocaust by trying to sell this shit

The funny thing is that $400 might be a justified price because this shit is so extremely over designed (for what it is) but it's going to be made on order and won't be mass produced.

>>60061918
>loose

>>60066214
>> 2nd

>>60060170
jooce
in
your
room

>>60066000
There's a teardown of this machine around the internet which shows the overengineering level they had to achieve to get all that flat pressure. The fact that you can squeeze the bags using fingers alone using a fraction of the pressure the machine exercises shows they're a bunch of idiots.

>>60066135
The fruits are. all cut up and mashed.

still better than juice in a box but not a proper fresh juice.

>>60066297
So you changed the subject, k

>>60066292
I was wondering whether it would be easy to the same with rolling pin...

>>60060340
Would mailing it back create a larger carbon footprint than it's worth?

>>60066308
I didn't. I said it ain't fresh.

its' not fresh juice cause the fruits are not fresh since they have been processed.

>>60060340
Someone should put aids in it

>>60066378
That's what you're saying now, not what you said in >>60066108
We're discussing if the juice " is few days old and already processed beforehand.". Which it isn't. Not if the juice is fresh. You definitely changed the subject from the juice to the fruits, at least in that post. You later clarified why you think that makes the juice not fresh.

I disagree with your notion that freshly squeezed juice isn't fresh though. But that's semantics.

>>60060170
>juicer
>you need to buy a bag of juice
wat
who the kike did this?

>>60066412
In that case I apologize for incorrectly stating what I meant.

>>60063795
just buy our metformin tablets.
easy money, goy.

>>60064227
The point is that it all ends up in a landfill and takes forever to break down

>>60060512
Braun masterrace!
Usually when I buy kitchen shit my logic with brands goes like this
>God tier, but richfag shit
Bosch, Braun
>Normalfag tier, reasonable price good quality
Moulinex, Electrolux, Philips
>Poorfag tier but werks
Gorenje, SilverCrest
>housefire tier
Anything that looks rebranded in the supermarket.

>>60066535
Forgot Miele and KitchenAid as placebo autism tier

In case nobody did it already

>an Juicehero

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>>60060512
My Mom is using a Braun K32 for like 40 years or something now

>also pouches are sold based around subscriptions and once you use the pouch you have to rinse it out and mail it back

Do they simply reuse these?

"Start up" is synonymous with "scam".

>>60066413
For fuck's sake, it's not a bag of juice, it's a bag of processed fruit that you squeeze the juice out of.

>>60066622
They probably recycle it. But you have to cut it open to rinse it out, so they can't just straight re-use them. It would need to be remolded into the correct shape.

>>60066674
That doesn't seem too environment friendly.

>>60066535
>Silvercrest
top kek
in my country it's an actual meme to buy this Lidl shit

>>60066622
Ohhh vey... you never bought the Pouch (TM) (C) [patent pending], you only bought a non-exclusive, non-transferable right to use its content in accordance with the ToS.

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Well I have only $50 to spend so I'll get this one.

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>>60060170
>literally a botnet squeezer

>>60066681
It's better than you just throwing the packs away like most other products, but yeah they should've just made it easier to clean out or just let you recycle it your way because you're a douchebag hippie anyway.

>>60066750
>It's better than you just throwing the packs away like most other products
Is there another juicer that uses proprietary packs?

>>60066782
Not that I know of, I was meant other products like milk cartons and the plastic that meat comes in. That generic shit.

>>60064133
Because they didn't do anything illegal. All they had to do was convince some people in their company to give them money for a startup, and where the money goes is up to the people running the start up.

>>60066674
Do you have to clean it before shipping them back?

>>60066684
In mine too, but for something that you need 2-3 times a year it does the job and is dirt cheap enough to be dispossable basically...

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>>60060756
>There are people on 4chan who actually earn $100+k a year

J-just leave... You already made it in life, why interact with us poor, useless bastards? Just to rub our noses in it?

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>>60060427
>120 million investment by Google
>We had to make security exceptions for the wifi to work


Really, really bakes your noodles.

>>60064569
My Astra is over ten years old now an never had a major issue

>>60060170
Damn next time create juicero general

>>60068231
I have Astra G from 2001 with 2.2 gasoline engine. Apart from a fuel pump failure, I didn't have any issues with it.

>>60067900
>Hanako fag
That's why you're poor

> Investors are very intrigued by businesses that combine the one-time sale of hardware that ends up leading to repeat purchases of consumable packages
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