If you are lost or confused just run to 4chan - programming thread -

PART I : Web development :

1 - I wanna be a web developer due to the job high command in the current day ! Where to start ? What language should i master ? What path i take ? And how to put myself correctly on the road to be good at what i do ?

2 - i heard that web developemnt market is currently overfload with people looking for job ! And ill find to many compitetors specially as a freelancer ! There some words that even if you work for 10$ there will be always an indian or a chinese that will work for half the price ! ( no offense ) ... so how i actually get a job ? And is there is actually jobs available !? Or is it not sure if anyone will work with his skills or not ?
3 - how to approach clients ? Should i be afraid of commuting myself to kinda big projects ? Should i take the risk with whatever job that come to hand ? What could happend if you fucked things up ?
Like make a project that dosent feel so good to the client ! Or dont dilever the project in the right day ?
4- is doing some web app for a client make you his slave ? Like updates and fix whenever the client ask for it ? Cause that what i read once on the internet
5- is the job as a web developer actually can pay bills consistently ?

PART II : Windows softwares :

1- whats the best language to build a windows software / program ! Im trying to build a traffic laws software so its not that complicated at all ! Fairly basic , easy and take no time ! Just some pics , a voice over and a three way selection of correct answer .. and btw i have a little exprience in visual basic ! But thats was years ago

2- how can i make my program licensed and cant be cracked easily ! Cause its gonna be for sale

Part III : android developement :

1 - So many frameworks and languages ? What do i take ? ... i like to build apps that support my sites ! ... im looking somthing easy and simple but powerful and customisable !

2- Im thinking about building a music streaming app like soundcloud ! Cause no app currently fulfil my needs ! And kinda worried about the server and what language to program it in ! Where do i start ? And is it impossible to do in my current state

So thats all for now ! Sorry if the post is too long and im talking nonsense at some point ! Im still a total newbie ! Sorry if a break any rules or i post in the wrong place ! .. ah and btw ! English is my third language ! So i know that i did so terrible mistakes ! Sorry about that too haha :( ! Feel free to correct me and have a nice day ! Wish you all the best ! Peace <3

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If you're 21 years old with this level of english, you have bigger problems.

Already said that english is my third language ... :(

Lmao good luck getting responses

Teach me how to get replys on 4chan senpai ..

>>60056415
Your bait is delicious.

Part I
1) Start HTML, basic Javascript and PHP. Some framework/CMS, e.g. Wordpress would be fine.
2) Best option is to get hired at a company, a freelancer without portfolio is not worth much.
3) You fuck things up, you must return all money you took. Rest depends on contract.
4) No. They may demand you do these things, but you don't have to. Depends on the contract.
5) Yes, if you are good.

Part II
1) Microsoft VB.Net for you, then.
2) A license key check is not hard to do. Uncrackable is either hard or expensive, ignore piracy for now. There are "packers" that make cracking harder, but a good cracker will get through easily.

Part III
1) Welcome to hell. Java + Android Studio. Start without frameworks.
2) In your current state? Very hard, probably impossible. Server can be written in anything. I like Python, but VB works too.

terrible b8

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>>60056415
>>60056430
>this amazing subreddit
Hello, fellow redditor

>21
>Dropped out of high school two years ago

How did you drop out of highschool at 19 ?
This reads like something an eastern european would write. There are actually high schools that take 5 years to finish there kek

You done fucked up if you think another eastern European will hire you if you're self taught.
There are CS/IT graduates in Eastern Europe that are unemployed or get €500 per month lel

PAJEET
MY SON