>Sit down to take a shit >Package arrives EVERY FUCKING TIME

Pajeet doesn't have this problem.

>open up /g/
>someone complains about packet arriving whilst taking a shit
EVERY FUCKING TIME

Why do you not shit outside of business hours?

>>60049192
kek

>sit on package to take a shit
>mommy cant wipe my poo poo
EVERY FUCKJNGN TIME

>>60049167
Get UPS MyChoice and redirect the package to your local UPS store for free, then pick it up.

>>60049206
Not OP, but wouldn't save me. UPS delivers my packages up to 8PM and usually delivers them after 5PM.

>>60049192
>walk out of your house, all the way down the driveway, to shit in the street
>get run over by delivery truck

>>60049167
Just get your gf to answer the door for you

>delivery guy puts his nuts through the mail slot
>tells me to lick then or he doesnt deliver my "nerd shit"
>have to lick delivery guys balls to get my stuff
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>the courier calls you and asks if you're going to be home around X hour
>know the hour comes close
>go on the shitter

really makes you think

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>sit down to take a shit
>package arrives
>mom opens the door and takes the package for me

>>60050180
Quality

>>60049299

>"nerd shit"

audible qeq

>faggot cunt delivery driver doesn't even come to the house
>"A delivery attempt was made" in tracking info
>no card left behind to say where package was left because bastard never even came
>tracking info suggests a vague area
>have to be on the phone and research
>finally find which depot it was sent to then go collect

My biggest annoyance after poorly handled packages.

>>60049192
Because pajeet is too poor to buy anything.

>sit down to take a shit
>package arrives
>delivery guy leaves it on the porch because I live in an upper-class white neighborhood where shit doesn't get stolen

>>60050180
>living with your mom

>>60049167

>wait 7 hours
>2 mins to piss and wash hands
>come out and find a "Sorry, we missed you!" note

>>60049167
>finish shit
>retrieve package from doorstep