need a new laptop

>>60041590
https://www.asus.com/ca-en/Notebooks/ZenBook-Series-Products/

Whats the problem with your old one?

>>60041590
Dell XPS, HP Spectre, Lenovo Yoga although the only Yoga I've ever used was slow as balls.

How can you possibly be so fucking stupid and shallow as to believe that your choice in laptop aesthetic has any social meaning?

Please, fucking kill yourself.

>>60042496
Damn, I'd forgotten about the Zenbook. The UX303UA looks like a steal, 1080p display, SSD, i5 and 8GB RAM for ~$800...

>>60042496
Looks pretty good, I like it.

>>60042511
It's getting pretty old and worn out desu.

>>60042612
I care what I look like to others anon, you'll learn why that matters when you move out of the basement :)

>>60042612
Dude, read his post again. You're being baited hard.

>>60042918
I'm not baiting, I'm serious. I need a laptop and don't want to stand out, that should be pretty simple to understand.

You don't wear bright yellow to a funeral, same deal.

>>60043120
Get a generic HP/Acer/Asus under $1K

http://store.hp.com/us/en/mdp/laptops/spectre-355002--1#!&TabName=features

if you're poor
https://www.amazon.com/Acer-Aspire-E5-575G-53VG-15-6-Inch-Windows/dp/B01DT4A2R4

>>60041590
How is it being a fag. do your parents know? are you a bottom or top?

>/g/ is NOT your personal tech support team or personal consumer review site.

What part did you not understand? please read sticky next time ;^)