Why do you even buy Apple?

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>neckbeard shit that normies don't care about

You will die a lonely virgin

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>>60036528

>>60036508
>>60036528

When am I?

>>60036528
What's the bar for secure custom ROMs?

I only ask because I am the most sexually active person on /g/ right now.

>>60036508
I always ask my fianceé's mum this question, she buys all of her kids whatever the newest apple product is they want, normally iPhone's and yet, the features never change, just the package.
Owning a phone with GPS is retarded anyway, that's how you get yourself tracked 24/7.

>>60036528
So this should be remained:
>all_women_are_sluts.png
Nice to know. :)

>>60036563
Fuck off manwhore, I have children.

Because Apple products do not get viruses.

>>60036630
That's a lie. It's only because there is no profit in hacking shit hardly anyone (important) uses.

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>>60036508
>Why do you even buy Apple?

Because I don't treat my smartphone like a PC.

Because I want things to just work and not fuck around with my devices for hours or days.

Because I want software that doesn't run like dogshit.

Because I want my OS to be regularly updated with new features and security patches.

Because I don't want Samsung and Google and whoever else to track every waking moment of my life so that they can assault me with ads.

Because I don't like Chinese malware.

>>60036802
>Apple
>new features
Pick one.
>I don't want to be tracked
Implying Apple don't.
>Because I don't like Chinese malware.
Implying there is any profit in hacking some hipsters phone.

>>60036528
>homosexuals

>>60036626
You mean your wife has half-black children.

>>60037357
>White
>Both blond/e
>Blue-eyed
>Nordic noses
Whoa, yeah, obviously! Try harder.

>>60036802
>i want things to just work
>Fuck around with my device for hours

You've never tried an android phone have you?

>>60037409
> Nordic women
> Breeding with white men

Obvious bait is obvious. Try harder.

>>60036802
>I want things to just work

This is an ancient Steve Jobs meme which never held any ground in reality. The iPhone not having all these things doesn't mean it "just works" it means it doesn't work at all.

>>60036508
Because they don't just make cellphones.

>>60036528
>>60036856

I'm straight, so I use android.

>>60036575
>that's how you get yourself tracked 24/7
B-but I turn GPS off!

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>>60036802
>Just work

Why dont you have a samsung? You dont think Apple spies on your shit? Why not get the better phone?

"But i dont want to sit down for 20 minutes and get used to it!! I dont want to customize my experience! I want what everybody else has!!!!"

>>60036508
>buy samshit
>touchjizz

>buy htc
>lolupdates

>buy sonyyger
>cracks

>buy LG
>bootloops

>buy chinkshit
>get chinkshit

>Apple iPhone 7 Plus
It.
Just.
Works.

>>60036508
I'm android user(exclusively) and I'm gonna try to say something positive about Apple (iPhone, primarily).We all know bad sides so I'll try to post without any negative connotation towards apple.
They still have not forgot that iPhone is just an phone(at the end of the day),not tablet,PC,gameboy,HTC vive/oculus/etc,Facebook, watch,wallet,camera,DLR.
Appstore is better than playstore,period.
As much as Android is trying to innovate, its still, at best just an copy of first iPhone.
It will not lag after 2 years even if you use same programs(sorry,apps...sorry,shortcuts to webpages).
AFAIK,iPhone can't be stolen(is useless),even most expensive flagship android can be carte blance.

>>60036508
>Piracy
>Can cause security issues
>Piracy
>Shit you dont need on a phone
>Piracy
>Who gives a fuck

Congrats its fucking nothing
poorfags gonna poor

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>>60037785
>Apple iPhone 7 Plus
It.
Just.
Blows.

>>60036508
because iOS and macOS work so well together, better than android will ever work with any desktop operating system
only other combination that comes close is windows/windows phone

>>60037785
ftfy:
It.
Just.
Works.
Until.
The.
New.
One.
Comes.
Out.

I want my phone to get software updates more than ever and I do not want to compromise security by rooting and installing software from Ivan's ROM workshop.

>>60037433
>>60037447
>>60037507
>t. I have never used an iPhone

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>>60038070
>software updates
lmao

>>60038100
This.

If you want REAL first hand experience from REAL people who've experienced the iPhone, just ask these 66 people. >>60037946

>>60038102
Nice infographic. Your 90% marketshare phones are running years-old Linux kernels and most will never be updated at all, and would be lucky to receive any security patches.

I'd rather have a slightly slower phone that has an actually secure OS.

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>>60038156
>slightly slower

This is what iToddlers actually believe.

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>>60038070
>>60038156
>iShit
>security

FUCKING
KEK

>>60038175
Works on my machine(tm)

>>60038195
This has one paragraph on iOS and has no proof.

iOS is much, much better than Android
t. user who has both, using Android since G1

>>60038195
All of those exploits were already patched well before they were published by KremlinSec. Try again.

>>60037946
>>60038122
>Egypt
So Apple fights the good fight against terrorism? I would self destruct too if I were being molested by an ugly sand nigger

New rule: any Android user wanting to argue about iOS security needs to have the latest Android Security Patch Level on their phone.

The current one is April 5 2017. Please include screenshots with your next post.

>>60038175
my mom is still using her iphone 4 on ios 7 and its smooth.
>b-but look at this one guy on the internet he had a slow iphone on ios5
The fun thing is that nobody has to post a webm of android phones being laggy pieces of shit because even normies know that

>>60037482
That doesn't stop it, retard.

>>60038100
I have an iPhone, it's shit, in the latest versions it's gotten even more confusing than ever with features being hidden behind swipe menus and 3d touch. ITunes is complete shit recently too, they basically just removed anything useful and fucked the UI beyond belief, but it's still required to sync the phone. To get various things that are built in features in Android it costs $5-$10 each for some app to do it, and because every app developer is trying to maximize profit the apps are all bloated to fuck and waste space and battery life because they also include 100 other features that you don't need. Also remember Android lag? Well, they fixed it around the Lollipop release. But then starting around iOS 9 the iPhone started to get super laggy as fuck and is now its lag is way fucking worse than Android ever was. I don't understand, it's like all the good people finally got out of all their illegal non-compete agreements and left Apple to go work at Google so they don't have to suffer at a shit company anymore. Oh wait that is probably exactly what happened.

>>60038456
No shit, dumbass. He was making fun of the idiots that think it does.

>>60038478
That's nice, Jamal. What Xiaomi is your favorite?

>>60038487
How about you fuck off? Or else I'll punch your teeth down your throat!

>>60039283
Are you literally twelve?

>>60039314
No, but I am literally Hitler.

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I like how you iCucks say that android is insecure and oh every ODM sucks and it just works...... The solution is Nexus/Pixel. Also inb4 "bu..but google spies" Android is open source you cucks. Flash a custom ROM, review the source and use open source alternatives to google services if your so concerned about it. You don't know if apples spying or not. If you iCucks wanna act so concerned about spying then prove you don't use google services anyway. Prove you don't use iCloud.

>>60037785
This.
Nigga.
Gets it.

Normies ain't gunna root shit, download alt software and rice the fuck out of their OS. They're all to busy having sex and shit.

>>60039466
>Not removing the GPS antenna.
>Not removing the radio antenna.
>Not flashing NetHunter onto the phone.
Fucking noobs.

>>60039516
Kek... These cucks are already throwing a fit about Muh Just Works. Do you really think I would go that far with them?

>>60039466

>The solution is Nexus/Pixel

except jewgle abandons their own devices after 2 years

>>60039561
That's because they'll never be 3l173 h4ck3r5, like us.

>>60039592
Well I mean they're a developer/mainstream hybrid. My old Nexus 4 still gets nougat via ROM support as well as the monthly patches. If you're that serious about security... You're probably a part of the development community

>>60039616
Well I mean I know it's a joke but that voids all functionality as a phone anyway. To be serious... Any faggot who carries around a pentesting device that doesn't have a job that requires it/writes their own tools is a skiddie.

>>60039672
Why do I do it?
>I detest phones, if I want to talk to someone, it'll be on my terms.
>I hate being tracked (so you remove its ability to ping cell towers or GPS).
>I like to know the vulnerabilities of systems on the go, it is very handy.
>I'm starting to get into scripting and enjoy having an ease of access to testing without the risk of it being traced back to my home address as I spoof.
Not to mention, I didn't buy the phone first-hand and didn't pay via electronic means.

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>>60038327
Nexus 5X master race reporting in

>>60039782
Well all the power to you.... It's just for me that doesn't have much use or necessity. I hate being tracked and am a proponent of open source software but at the same time I don't want to go back to the stone age for those principles. I still have to use windows 10 for many programs and productivity. I have a Linux install I use a lot but the fact is that it won't catch on for most uses because of the inner wars in the community. For instance mir vs weyland.

>>60039843
Glad I'm not the only one. I've even gotten the Normies I know and my family to use nexus devices.

>>60039873
I like the fact that Linux is esoteric, otherwise it wouldn't be the same and would become like the mainstream OSes.
I still run a Windows machine, but just for gaming.

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Hey iToddlers, if iShit just werx, why is EVERY single Apple store packed from sunrise to sundown with 3 hour waiting lines filled with iDiots coming in to get their broken iTrash fixed.

Checkmate iToddlers.

>>60039917
I agree that is a lot of the appeal for it. For me building myself and contributions are fun and I feel that I learn more when stuff breaks because I have the right to look at the code. BUT.... If it could serve as a open, secure, private mainstream OS that replaced windows that would be the dream for me.

>>60039974
Perhaps one day, anon, one day.

>>60038100
I was an Apple fanboy just like you until my iPhone lagged to shit after being forced by Apple to do updates that the phone couldn't handle, just so that they can say "WE STILL UPDATE THIS 3 YEAR OLD PHONE!!"

Many of the people who are against Apple are for a reason, abd have first-hand experience with the shit Apple tries to pull to give itself a better name.

>>60038156
Can you guess what iOS runs on? LINUX! They didn't just make a phone OS out of thin air.

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>>60040080

>>60038334
Normies don't care about phone specs. Normies are tech-illiterate. They follow the herd.

>>60040080

worst post in this thread

>>60038660
Niggers use iPhones, retard.

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>>60036508

>>60036508
Do you need all of that? Besides, android runs on the linux kernal and linux is the computing world's communism.

I prefer the capitalist option because I am a real god fearing American.

>>60040121
NIGGER RETARD JEW IM GONNA PUNCH YOUR FUCKING TEETH OUT

>>60040080
iOS and OS X both use XNU for their kernel.

>>60036528
>Corporate executives and retards are more promiscuous

Who woulda thunk

>>60037946
>Ramish Zafar
any actual sources on this clickbait bs?

>>60040321
>t. iToddler subhuman

>>60036508
>>60036528
>this thread again
>this exact same first post again
samefagging baka

>>60039466
kek even the current pixel phone runs some antique shit kernel full of proprietary qualcomm code that likely will never be updated. only the pixel C is a notable exception using actual foss kernel drivers

>Android
>Google
This is why.

>>60036528
>Iphags are sluts and std infected

Oh boy I'm jelly.

>>60036542
linux is pc..
pc isn't an operating system
dumbfuck

>>60039516
>NetHunter
>doesn't have ROMs that work for cheap $45 phones

>>60036528
>homosexuals and sluts are promiscuous

Newsflash!

Apple BTFO, right....?

>>60041199
>linux is hardware
>calling others dumb

>have android phone
>have jailbroken iPad
>have a macbook
>have a windows pc

What am I?

>>60036508
Sending files via bluetooth is retarded, only hackers does that with files the size of a few kbytes. Bluetooth is mostly if not only used to connect devices like your car or headphones so you can listen to music and receive calls wirelessly.

You can use iPhone as a portable storage if you use the right app.

What you mean by free music? 99% of my musics are pirated, I use iTunes to transfer then to the iPhone and they work like a charm.

Split Screen Multitasking in a smartphone is for now, stupid, if someday this feature were proven necessary iPhone will have it.

You can install apps from anywhere on iPhone, no need for rooting at all. Just check out how Popcorn Time app is installed on iOS.

By custom home launchers that just gives you transitions and new icons, wow, what an advanced feature.

>>60042228
>my phone can't do it
>lol that's dum xDDDD u don't need that

>>60042145
master race

>windows pc
>macbook
>android phone

best combo prove me wrong

>>60042285
>OS X desktop
>OpenBSD laptop
>BB10OS phone
True master race.

>>60036508
Because I can

>>60038195
>need physical contact to infect iPhone
>just force via bluetooth on Android

https://www.extremetech.com/computing/104827-android-antivirus-apps-are-useless-heres-what-to-do-instead

And if you come up saying that those problems are patched, just remember that if and android is over a year old, it will NOT receive ANY updates at all.

>>60042285
>>60042295
>t. mactoddler

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>>60042340
>don't need any contact with iShit
>already backdoored to chinks/russians from the factory

>>60042350
>t. shitposting twelve year old

>>60042362
>2014
>In2015 FBI couldn't crack an iPhone 5C

Just switched to a Pixel XL!

I own a 6s, and an LGG4. I picked up the 6s because I've always had android and I felt like a change, it's not that bad. Very responsive and a good camera, I experienced lag with apps like snapchat on my LG but I wouldn't warrant a new phone off that anyways, but it's non existent on my iPhone. I'm sure my battery will be shit by next year but my lgs shit now so, who cares.

Anyways, it doesn't really matter. It all comes down to what you as the user want. I pirate all my music on my laptop anyways, all I literally do is connect and sync my iPhone and its fine. This whole "pay for all" idea isn't on point. If I wanted to root to shit and use every feature of a phone for the most obscure tasks, I would. But I don't. I just want a nice, snappy, and easy to use phone.

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>>60042419
>iphones have always been gaping security holes but because it's not the latest security hole it never happened
>t. iToddler subhuman

>Get tired of muh update bullshit
>Buy an iPhone
>Miss manual file management capabilities

Overall it's a huge improvement. Even as a former Nexusfag I can't justify what Google's asking for a Pixel.

>>60042539
And regarding privacy, again, all my details are fake, so you can market advertising to my address all you want because it doesn't exist. I want to pull the "nothing to hide" line but that's bulldog and I'm not a Fuck, but it's true to a small extent. If I had something to hide I wouldn't use smartphones regardless. It's why I keep any photos I take (no, not of cp) on stuff like film with flash cameras.

>>60037982
This is so wrong on so many levels

>>60042340
>just remember that if and android is over a year old, it will NOT receive ANY updates at all.
my S4 (2013) still gets weekly lineageos builds

>>60042554
>2008
What you trying to prove here?
iPhones receives updates for at least 3 years non-stop
You have to be lucky to your android get the next rom version.

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iToddler brainlets unironically pay thinking ios is """"""""""secure""""""""


LMAO
M
A
O

>>60042608
>updates

Malware planned obsolescence killswitches arent updates iToddler.

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>>60042620
>look ma, i made an infographic!

>>60043333
>iOS used by one company
>android used by thousands of different kinds of phones that vary in age

Very fair comparison.

>>60043397
I'm sure that hackers contemplating stealing data from your phone with a 2 year old EoL 3.18 kernel will reconsider once they hear about Android's device variety.

>>60043397
It's not Apple's fault that iOS is faithful while Android is the slut of the cellphone world.

>>60036528
this but unironically

>>60043333
>ishits are 5% of phone market
>has 30% of the vulnerabilites

Why are iphones such a fucking joke?

>>60037785
>buys iPhone 7
>gets u2 album installed without permission
>forced to use itunes on your pc just to transfer any files
>buys 8 different cables just so you can use your phone with non apple certified peripherals
>lose space because you only have 16gb and you can't get any more storage
>phone breaks
>apple tells you "lmao theirs nothing wrong"
>your warranty expires
>apple then tells you "yeah ok fine there is a problem, we'll fix but only if you're under warranty. :^)"
>if you aren't under warranty they tell you the only thing you can do is buy their newest phone like the goim you have becom because you sold your soul to the apple overlords.

>>60043542
Textbook fallacies and exaggeration.

>>60042419
>Implying they weren't able to do it thw whole time and weren't just trying to set a legal precedent for forcing developers to make backdoors

>>60043445
What are you even trying to say? Android is free to use by anyone, iOS is not.

Pretty petty way to insult a mobile OS desu

>>60043711
>What are you even trying to say?
Android is free to use by anyone, iOS is not.

>>60042098
are you retarded? the picture is a software comparison using two pieces of hardware names.

>>60043797
No fucking shit, I never said otherwise.

>>60043929
damn you're dumb

>>60040204
Which is based on the OpenBSD kernel, if memory serves.

Basically this guy could not have been more wrong.

>>60040160
Communism means state-enforced redistribution of wealth.

Linux is a community effort, one which has spawned off countless profitable enterprises.

Apple and Linux represent the worst and best forms of capitalism, respectively.

>>60044011
Your memory serves wrong.

>>60036508
'I'm having messy time :D'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5sCFkUOLFA

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ITT: People judging Apple products who have never used them.

Regardless of your preference, get some experience. This thread is just embarrassing.

>>60036528
>More young people use iphones than android
>Iphone has more sexual activity
hmm this has activated my almonds

>bluetooth
I haven't had to use bluetooth on any of my last 3 phones, being samsung galaxy s6, galaxy s4, motorola razr m
>portable storage
they come in up to more than 16GB, which should be more than enough
>free music
can get music for free on any OS :^)
>split screen multitasking
nah fuck off it's a tiny as fuck screen, you can't do shit with it
>installing apps from web or anywhere
jailbreak
>custom home launchers
had my s6 for the past year and a half, and haven't needed, nor wanted, a custom launcher

different people have different preferences you autistic nigger faggot, suck some lava cock you literal bag of bubble gum dick

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>>60044129
>if you used a throttling overheating pile of shit and didn't like it, you must've never used it

>t. appletoddler

>free music
Cmon, I'm an android user myself but I'm pretty sure there's no ""legal"" way to have free music
I have no problem whatsoever with pirating music but that's not really an intended feature

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>2011 iMac
>screen is still nice
>fast processor
>decent amount of vram
>loud as fuck speakers
>ports
>disc drive

probably the only apple product i'll own though.
''''current year'''' computers are all shit so idk what to do. might get another thinkpad or just wait out the drought.

as for any smartphone, into the trash they go.

>>60044190
>bluetooth
>tfw apple is removing headphone jack and replacing it with Bluetooth ear buds meme
>portable storage
Idk, personally it's nice to have an infinite amount of storage for way less.
I don't want to spend an extra $100 for a 32gb version when I could just buy a cheep mini SD with 32gb. It's cheaper but works just as well while giving you more freedom.
>free music
I download all my music so I don't understand what people talking about this mean.
>split screen
It's a gimmick, I never use it so yeah I kind of agree with you there.
>needing to jailbreak your phone to install apps
Isn't the beauty of apple is that "it just werks" without the need to do anything else with it? If people are so interested in ricing then why not just use android?
>custom launchers
I don't use em but more options for the consumer are always better.
Personally I'd go android since it gives you more options.
Apple is good if you literally don't care, especially with how shitty apple takes care of their customers.

>>60036528
> a whore so vain she won't fuck you if you don't have an iphone
Why would I want to fuck anyone like this?

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>>60044360

>>60044491
It's like fucking a dead horse, that also had 40 other cocks in it. That's some low hanging fruit.
No person who's retarded enough to care about which phone you use is worth dick.

>>60044360
>implying you'll ever be in a position to choose

>>60044694
>implying implications

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I bought an iphone because all the normies told me to get one and the android offerings last fall were lackluster besides the v20 iirc

I fucking hate this piece of shit

make this 2 year contract end now

>>60044491
ishit = apple
android = grapes

>>60044810
>2-year contract
that's what niggers do anon. Buy up front so you can just sell it if something else comes out

>>60045006
I'm not made of money

>>60045383
You may not be made of money but you sure do enjoy wasting it.

>>60045383
Then don't buy stuff you can't afford, save up till you can afford it. This is why you're poor lol

>>60036508
In all sincerity, I've literally turned on Bluethooth just 6 times in past 4 years on my Android device.

>>60045782
I use a bluetooth speaker for music when I take a shower so I use it a lot.

>>60047716
Sure but but Bluetooth audio ≠ Bluetooth file transfers.

>>60037439
fuck off monkey

>>60036508
>Free Music

What's this one about?

>>60036508
Because phones are something I don't want to invest time/thought into and if I have to I want it to be as little as possible. Memes aside the thing "just works". I'm not the most delicate person with my 5S but it still holds up strong, gives me absolutely no problems. Fixing it is an absolute breeze with lots of videos/documentation for about any problems you may encounter. Apple still hasn't dropped support for it and my apps run seamlessly with no problems. Shit, my apps even seem faster than compared to my friends flagship android phones.

>>60037507
>samsung
even worse than applel

>>60040149
literally the only people that do this are amerifats