/g/ humor thread

That is the worst fucking joke I've seen in a long time

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>>60023996

>>60023996
you start

>>60024016
Your reaction is far more amusing than the OP's shitty image. Carry on good sir.

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>Activate Maccy D's WiFi

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>live in tech area of commiefornia
>tech company gets bought out by beta male and empowered "tech and social media expert" woman for small fortune
>90% of staff gets laid off expect for a few graphic designers and programmers
>they immediately hire 7 women, then another 5 women and 1 male who does maintenance
>beta fag tells us how grateful we should be of all the talented social media experts and sales womyn that are going to make the company extremely profitable
>womyn are mostly "social media and sales experts"
>lots of single moms who bitch about their ex husbands. Lots of, "he never wanted to do anything or pay attention to me, all he wanted to do was work"
>client list goes from about 14k to 10k all the way down to less than 5k within 6 months
>womyn start out extremely cocky
>always telling us how they want shit redesigned, don't know code, don't know adobe suite, never designed anything in their lives
>always talking about how their going to make sales go through the roof with facebook, instagram, twitter ect
>they literally fuck around on facebook all day, interrupt our work so we can make banners and logos n shit, time us on how long it takes
>lose so many clients they're having programmers make sales calls
>company is failing, clients are leaving by droves, owners visibly worried
>owners literally buy "herrreee in my garrraagge" youtube fag webinar sales scam shit to give to empowered womyn to drive sales and up motivation
>lose more clients
>out of nowhere get offer from semi large tech company
>sell failing mostly womyn run company to a semi large tech brand for a huge profit
>mfw they are cheering, talking about how the womyns created this success
>find out a new head womyn was just hired at the tech company that bought ours
>mfw only a fucking retarded womyn would have bought this shit company

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>>60024106

>>60024041
kekd

>>60024106
Nice pasta

>>60024190
what is the purpose of making this an animated gif if you write the subtitles anyways?

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>>60024271

>>60024190
give me more stuff to fill my rage filter with, anon

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>>60024166
Die in a fire

>>60024323
Humour, not cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7b-ShkHEk

/g/ should be able to relate.

>>60024323

int main()
{
        cout << "1\n2\n34\n";
        return 0;
}

>>60024228
shouldn't most cpus shut themselves off after 105C?

as a side note, who the fuck uses 6GB of memory?

>>60024521
this isnt humorous at all

/g/ you are failing me

>>60024544
toot tho

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>>60024166
Delet this

>>60024166
I don't get it. :^(

>>60024667
You need autism.

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>>60024166
fill me in on this meme /g/

>>60024667
>>60024726
Lurk moar.

Thanks m8 ;)


kys

>>60024667
You have a gift. Maintain it for as long as possible.

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>>60024166
DELET

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>>60024726
>>60024667
>>60024772
:^) you're welcome, my friends.

>>60024318
WHAT IS THIS

>>60023996
haHAA

>>60024601
Kek

>>60024465
Got a smile.

>>60024800
It's a /g/ humour thread, not a "we trigger /g/" thread.

>>60024800
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>60024190
holy shit , this bitch is condescension personified , i lived in Africa for 5 years , if any African woman behaved like this they would be beaten until the problem goes away .

>>60024800
this stinks of embarrassing fan-fiction. the evil irrational women gang up on wise, patient, independent, anon; i would lay money it was written by a teenager on the computer his mom bought for him

>>60025191
How would his sister get into his laptop?

>>60024800
this is trolling, right? no way this actually happened.

>>60024166
Remove post

>>60024726
Is it catching fire?

>>60024551
wow kek, deadly fight

I won't be the one to tell the person using this that their couches, and other furniture will get scratched.

>>60023996
I admit, I chuckled a bit

>>60024353
Wasn't it an official video? That instantly elevates it to funny as hell.

>>60024494
how much is "one" cpu performance?

>>60024511
Older AMD CPUs are notorious for having issues with reporting the correct temperature.

>>60025689
>this that their
i cant fucking read this

>>60025191
>>60025347
yes, it's fake. it's embarrassing how many reply to it anyways just because it's what everyone else does.

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>>60028808

>>60028961
Who is this guy?

>>60029016
moot

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a few years ago someone from SomethingAwful's YOSPOS hacked a wellknown bitcoin site.
they replaced all the avatars with bill cosby, and wordfiltered bitcoin to cosby coin.
also it would popup a picture of bill cosby. Shit was funny

>>60028563
That makes you autistic.

>>60024578
>Boris use Emacs
>doesn't read mail through Gnus
Comic author clearly doesn't know what he's talking about

>>60023996
it's kinda neat but not really funny

can someone post the one about the guy noticing an extra connection to his router and his new printer stopping?

>>60024323

What the FUCK is he doing?!

>he
This has to be a woman.

>>60024569
Kek'd

>>60029149
>>60029141
That's pretty good honestly.

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>>60023996

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>>60024166

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>>60031321

>>60031512
Should have said "I'd just like to interject for a moment".

>>60023996

Stop stealing jokes from family guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrVgOcZ7Z2A

>>60026158
"CPU performance" is the title of the graph, not the unit. It's a ratio so it's dimensionless.

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>>60024521
>toot

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>>60023996
That's a scanner, not a radio

>>60025622
No it's vaping. the camera tilts because the user is cringing too hard

>>60024106
Looks like Yahoo.

>>60024521
that's actually pretty funny

>>60024016
t. funny guy

>>60024726
Is there a story behind this vidya?

>>60028563
You need to have passed first grade to post here.

>>60032269
Are you retarded?

>>60024559
lul

>>60032784
I think you are

>>60025191
This, we all know women are highly rational and would never act like this.

>>60032784
>>60033122
STOP THE FIGHTING!!!

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>>60024521
that webcomic had a bunch of quite on-point tech joke strips. A shame they are so rare.

>>60024106
>terry goes on drudge
Based ban fuck cia niggers

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>>60033393

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>>60033430

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>>60024041

actual lol

>>60024228

speccy's temperatures are inaccurate, therefore, not funny

>>60024500
I think I once saw someone selling a "DY" laptop.

>>60031512
Not funny and also gay

>>60024551
>>60025689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwtxWL0P9wA

>>60024318
Now this is /g/ humour

>>60031512
what's with these facebook tier memes on /g/

>>60024648
MACPOYLE?!

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>>60023996

>>60024569
nice thumbnail goyim

>>60023996
Haha benis :------DDDDD

>>60024318
>the rare Deepwater Jew
holy SHIT lost

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>>60023996

>>60024323
i dont get it

>>60023996
lmfao

>>60033393

The PBF reference is neat.

http://pbfcomics.com/20/

>>60028583
>>60025347
>I am too young and ignorant to ever meet a narcissist

>>60029141
10/10

>>60023996
Awww (:

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>>60024323
I see someone posts the first of MSI webms.
Here's the other one.

>>60025718
It was. Probably just an intern or something. AFAIK he got better in later vids.

>>60035661
Holy shit that ad is amazing.

>>60029141
Remind me of that homegrown hacker who did some poor fellow's wi-fi and swapped all his pics to carrots.

>>60035827
>poor fellow
>stealing someone's internet access

>>60035827
He rerouted all the facebook images to a picture of a carrot, kek

>>60024041
Tabs are superior.

>>60031412
is this loss

>>60036994

It is not, but it is /g/'s equivalent.

>>60024041
Topkek

>>60033530
I hate AH so much. They're boring as all shit. How can anyone like them?

>>60032060
>servers
WRRROOOONNNNG
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usage_share_of_operating_systems#Market_share_by_category

>>60033497
Dewllet yackard boi

>>60024505
kek'd

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>>60024323
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>60038029
>running through a web server
Cringe thread?

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>>60024166
fucking spoiled brats I swear

>>60024228
Richland APUs don't report their temps correctly in most programs. Still funny though

>>60024041
what is spu2m? and how do you use tabs on whiteboard??

>>60025191
It is very likely to be fake.

But if you think people like this don't exist think again, something similar did happen to someone somewhere for sure.

>>60038412
>something happened
I didn't know Cortana posted here.

>>60038110
not to mention that a compilation error would result in 404 not 500

>>60031011
that was a nice read

>>60024027
God fucking damn it, why did unicode have to include thousands of these amazingly annoying emojis?

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>>60038029
>phone screenshot
A shame. It would even have been a bit funny.

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>>60031755

Lmao

>>60024648
Scarlett Johansson let her self go, I see.

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>>60023996

>>60038705
Christ I haven't seen this comic for ages

>>60024228
Bunch of new kiddies with rich parents.
Back in the day I had my sempron 2220+ always working around 90ºC. If I was playing some red alert 2 it went about 100ºC and I never gave a fuck about it.

>>60032068
Implying that shitty cartoon for manchilds was the first to make this ancient joke

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>>60038777
> look at the file date
> May 2010

>>60024527
These will always be my all time favorite

>>60025689
>I won't be the one to tell the person using this that their couches, and other furniture will get scratched.
fuck off, you unfunny faggot

>>60024527
>macroshit wangblos niggernet exploder 9

>>60024527
This one gets me every time.

>>60035661

Got that mono just because of that ad, there's a couple more videos of her, great tits

>>60031011
There are a lot of old timers that dont realise how far things have come or how little you can actually learn from just on the job experience, they're making a fortune by just sitting around and not rocking the boat

>>60038282
Sum of all Primes Under 2 Million.

It's like FizzBuzz, but for realsies.

Use C-q <TAB> to IRL tab.

>>60033442
I've been doing ruby for 4 months and I don't get the Ruby joke. Is that real code?

>>60033442
>no C
Found the pajeet.

>>60039292
I don't do Ruby, but all the other examples are accurate, so probably.

I actually thought the Java example was fake, but no, it really is there.

>>60033393
>skub
/tg/?

>>60038489
You don't know shit about http then.
Or maybe you use non-free software.

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>>60033393
I'm sorry

>>60035661
Doesn't make it less funny.

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what happened bros?
/g/ humor threads used to be funny

>>60029149
My rage is powerful.

>>60039292
>>60040019

this doesn't have that example, but a bunch of other fun stuff
https://codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/22533/weirdest-obfuscated-hello-world

>>60040957
Lol best in thead so far

>>60040957
Only good one in this facebook-tier thread

>>60024106
>Dianna Instagram
who's that?

>>60040957
What am I looking at? A power outage?

>>60041957
Because /g/ is all about housefire cards, after all.

>>60040019
>I actually thought the Java example was fake, but no, it really is there.
It's part of spring framework, which is an independent library, if that makes it sound any better.

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From
/shitpostbot9000/ on facebook

>>60043521
in my country their are always called pendrive, or simply "USB"

>>60024323
I don't get this one at all.

>>60024457
Reminds me of "reinforced concrete": check. I wonder what the hell was that about

>>60024511
This: >>60038237
My stock A10-6800K shows 80C under load, despite using a tower cooler good for 180 W.

Speccy probably misinterprets the "distance from thermal limit" value the CPU reports. Or something.

>>60043143
Well aware, but I think it's fairly safe to say that there are few languages outside of Java where it would have seemed reasonable to name a class like that.

>>60043649
Over here we usually just call them "USB memory". I don't particularly mind it.

>>60039315
That's because there's literally nothing wrong with C.

>>60024318
I didn't read it the first time thinking it was some shitty nu-/g/ meme but now I did and I lost it.

>>60024578
not
>Fedora Security Spin
>Nano
>xfwm
>lisp
>thunderbird.

>>60024041
Hilarious. Also fuck 4 spaces, tabs exist for a reason faggot.

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>>60035661
This is actually what happens to most girls when they start streaming on twitch. Don't laugh /g/ it is real.

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>>60045233
>>60045249
>>60045262

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Cuckdow Topkek
also OC

>>60029067
Isn't that the guy who hacked the Electoral College?

>>60038489
>compilation error would result in 404 not 500
????

>>60033497
Dyson-Yoyodyne?

>>60035661
I enjoy that they branded her like property to show the world who she belongs to.

asians, being put where they belong

>>60040957
>the cars on fire
>and there's no driver at the wheel
Flawless

Why is the low hanging fruit being posted?
I didn't realize "D'oh!" was so popular with /g/.

>>60034210
reddit pls

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>>60045453
Please elaborate, I do not see any car on fire in this picture.

>>60024726
>Razer V4P3R 3D1710N SC GeForce GTX 1480 32GB GDDR7X ACX 4.0 & LED - $899

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>>60045513
https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/Godspeed-you-black-emperor-the-dead-flag-blues-lyrics
First lines from the album.
Read that then look at pic related

>>60045582
what is this a picture for ants

>>60024500
>acer
>jade

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>>60040957
lel

>>60045183
how do you use the > without greentexting?

>>60043649
it's miniature data recepticle

>>60045667
<hmm? #

>>60045233
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>>60045415
Get the fuck back to facebook, degenerate.

>>60043649
Then your country is wrong. the device is called a flash drive, or USB flash drive.
Anything else is a brand name or retarded.

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>>60024569

>>60038433
kek

>>60032784
What the fuck, how mentally disabled are you?Thats a UBC72XLT. It doesn't have fucking transmitting properties. Also not that the fucking earpiece on the stock picture i'snt connected to anything.

>>60038784
>red alert 2
good taste anon

>>60044187
amd apus have shitty sensors for thermals

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>>60035661
>get baps & become a big audience
What is up with Asians and their Markov-chain-level English?

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>>60048606
>ywn play RA2 LAN again

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>>60024505

>>60024228
>Fahrenheit conversion
Pathetic.

>>60031011

As horrible as this is.. it totally reflects enterprise security. I can't tell you what a clusterfuck it is.

t. currently writing a "proposal" for a new domain administrator password which I have to circulate to the board for a week of discussion before our committee meeting. (yes I literally mean we get to discuss the proposed password)

>>60048719
why not?

just remember to install yuri's revenge, as it adds TCP/IP support

>>60035827
are there non homegrown hackers?

>>60049084
Tourists that go to China and come back radicalized.

>>60029141

Kek, I had to investigate whether this was true.

http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/exclusive-interview-hole-seekers-hacking-group-took-buttcoin-talk-forums/

Seriously, why is every forum running such shitty software?

>>60045892
The programmer and milk one was pretty funny

>>60045249
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>>60045339
These are legit comedy gold.

>>60045388
Hahahahaha

>>60024166
Why are people getting so triggered over this story? They should be happy about it, it affirms their beliefs.

If you want to REALLY trigger /g/, swap the writer with his fictional sister.

>>60048693
what is up with you and your /dev/urandom-level Chinese

>>60045388
lmaO

>normie chad: "Hey anon so i finally installed gentoo like you were suggesting"
>me: "great good for you"
>chad: "Well, see, as a joke i thought I'd pretend to be you and run it in text mode but..."
>ree
>me: "But?"
>chad: "I was hoping you could help me out, I can't figure out how to send email"
>me:

cat > /dev/null

>>60024166
le meme xd

>>60049687
is there meant to be a a joke in there?

>>60032269
Fortunately someone noticed

>>60049493
People need to stop propagating this meme that /g/ cares what women do.

Sure we're "sexist," I guess, but only because women are stupid and can't into technology. It's not like we're actually ATTACHED to that belief; if a woman wants to make a pathetic attempt to prove she's competent with computers, we have no problem with it, and if by some blue moon she should succeed, then so be it, we'll respect her, and there would be no fuss about it. It's the computer illiteracy we take offense to in women, not their femaleness itself -- insofar as those two traits are separable.

>>60049740
This.
Back the fuck off, filthy and rather uncommon tech-savvy femanon normies. We're not scared of you.

>>60048779
Obscure kek

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>>60045582

>>60050039
I'd burn my graphics card too if its official driver was wasting processing power sending the string "HAHAHA WHAT A FAGGOT" to another PC.

>>60024271

Because watching her expression while she says it is what's funny

And you need the subtitles otherwise how are you going to be certain of what she's saying? You want people to fucking lipread?

>>60042144
terry's waifu

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>>60024106
This reminds me so much of my last web dev gig.

The company was run by two men, but they were both very quiet people. They hired this woman to be the marketing manager. She was a complete fucking bitch.

To copy from your post:
>womyn are mostly "social media and sales experts"
>lots of single moms who bitch about their ex husbands. Lots of, "he never wanted to do anything or pay attention to me, all he wanted to do was work"
>always telling us how they want shit redesigned, don't know code, don't know adobe suite, never designed anything in their lives
>always talking about how their going to make sales go through the roof with facebook, instagram, twitter ect
>they literally fuck around on facebook all day, interrupt our work so we can make banners and logos n shit, time us on how long it takes

This is so much what she was like. She was married, so she wasn't bitching about her husband (well, sometimes she did), but she bitched about FUCKING EVERYTHING ELSE.

And again, she was asking me to do all this shit, banners, redesigns, exactly the same stuff you are talking about.

I hope that bitch gets run over by a fucking bus.

>>60025689
You must be fun at parties

>>60045282
>google
>not ctrl+f
pleb

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BLACKED

>>60034210
Kek

>>60045310
That would break as soon as he enter's the store and it's not reinitialized.

>>60050092
novideo housefires™ confirmed botnet

>>60050281
Being in the store is still being "out" you dipshit. Out of the house.

>>60050343
It's not out of building so it is false.

>>60050368
Again, that's not what that means. Learn English you fucking illiterate retard.

>>60050386
Learn basic logic, you literal retard.

>>60050587
Why do you say that? What makes you think I don't understand the logic? I understand your logic, I'm saying your logic is flawed because it's based on the premise that "being out" means that you're outside, which isn't true.

>>60050604
Are you actually that kind of mentally challenged or just pretending?

>>60050625
I am not. Can you not answer the question?

>>60024031
>carry on good sir
This isn't your Reddit you cuck

>>60048779
kek'd

>>60033451
Lolled more @ ur pic desu

>>60048865
Somebody call 911.

>>60050690
Yes, that's the spirit!
Carry on, Pal.

>>60050587
Boi, it's implied that he's going "out" of his own home when his wife asks him to buy milk while he's "out". Therefore, even if he inside a store he's still "out".

You can add layers of abstraction but that was definitely the original concept of the joke.

>>60049589
The difference is I don't write random Chinese on stuff.

>>60024041
Why the fuck are people so keen on 4 spaces, my collage programming assistant started bashing on me when he saw I was using it

There is a fucking reason tab exist, I'm not going to rape my space tab every time I want to intend something

Cocky programmers can sometimes be a real pain in the ass.
>be me
>few months ago, programming homework for college
>some simple shit in C, I write it in like 10mins
>I use GoTo; at one point since it was simpler then when{}
>Me defending my homework
>prof. sees my GoTo
>Sends me back to the lab to fix it since he is disgusted by it
>how much of a douche you have to be

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>>60050263
Omg a black guy with technology, LMFAO! He's just holding a stylus, how the fuck is he gonna jack cars and drink lean with that lol

>>60049611
But switches do frames, they don't know what a packet is

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>>60051807
>GoTo
>in 2017

>>60031011
I'm in the middle of PCI compliance right now and I feel you. It's a goddamn clusterfuck.

>>60052504
The question is who taught him to use gotos?

>>60042336
The original picture is the album art for F#A#Infinity. A god tier album.

>>60053224
Alright, I learned it from watching you, dad!

>while (true)
>for (;;)
>try{}
>void*
>n++ (not ++n)
>modulu
>? :

c is a meme language

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>>60048912

>>60024521
*toot

>>60024544

toot

It was cute pal don't be jaded

>>60053281
c++ == ++c
std::cout kek

>>60053841
you forgot your << and ;

>>60052504
There's literally nothing wrong with _correctly_-used gotos.

Consider the following too:
>company coding style mandates one exit point per function

>>60053841
Hello UB my old friend.

>>60048779
It's not possible for me to live without sides, thanks for killing me anon.

>>60054192
I still think this could possible "save electricity" in the vain that it will give you a lower electric bill. POor factors and all.

>>60045310
lost. best coding joke ive ever seen