Learn Perl.
>>59986775
no
python4lyfe
Learn sh scripting. If it's good enough for IMDB.com it's good enough for your project.
>>59986775
Learn onion. It'll make you cry.
>>59986838
Wat?
That's an onion, where's the camel?
>>59986775
How? Where?
>>59988940
buy a copy of Programming Perl and have fun