>your download will start in 5 seconds but I want it now

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>2017
>download few GB file in chrome
>1 second internet connection interruption
>chrome download failed, please try again

>>59973326
Click the link.

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>>59973326
>you have to wait 30 seconds before download
>...
>file deleted

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>>59973326
>you must wait 24 hours before downloading another file

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>>59973360
but then it doesn't go any faster and the download option pops up twice

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>>59973343
>OMG UPLOAD.com
>FASTEST DOWNLOAD SPEEDS ON THE INTERNET
>click download
>download with download manager
>0%
>Initialization error
>Standard download
>connection interruption
>download failed please try again

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>Download at standard speed 15 kb/s

>>59973326

"Please to wait the minimum 5 seconds before our 42 advertising partners concede yours was a genuine click"

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>>59973326
>your download will begin shortly
>if it does not, click here
>wait a while, nothing happens
>click to the direct link
>file.zip AND file(1).zip are downloading

I don't bother with browser shit, I download everything with JD2.

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>it's a 2+ part rar

>>59974132
FUCKKKKKKKK

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>>59973326
>click here to download
*click*
>your download will be ready in 5 seconds
*wait 5 seconds*
*click*
>click here to download
*click*
>please verify you are human
*complete captcha 3 times before it works correctly*
>Congratulations. Your download link will be available in 60 seconds. Gold members may download immediately.
*waits 60 seconds*
*clicks*
>download started. Predicted completion time: 54 minutes.

>mfw

>>59975268
JAY
DOWNLOADER
TWO

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>>59973326
>Your waifu will be ready in 8 years
But I want her now!

>>59974370
>only 19/20 are there
>find another download, it's a separate repack

>>59973326
>you have reached your weekly download limit

REEEEEEEE

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>>59975744
>"You're IP has reached it's maximum download limit"
>never used site before

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>reach download limit
>refresh webpage and it downloads anyway

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>Your download will start in 120 seconds

FUCK YOU FILEJOKER, I WANT MY PORN NOW!

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>"Nevermind. I found the solution. Close the thread."

>Solve captcha to verify you are human
>click captcha 10 times
>You have to wait 60 seconds before download
>Currently all our free slots are occupied, sorry
>*redirects you to premium download*