can we all agree on this?

>>59952177
Why is the Ruby a cone? those guns are nice. thanks a lot.

uzi should have 10 or 20 tacticool attachments

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sure

>>59952272
>Why is the Ruby a cone?
unsure if bait

>>59952177
Ruby is way better than PHP in terms of programmer friendliness.

>>59952177
Well, fuck you

>>59952347
here are my reasonings behind the comparisons.
>Java - imperfect, heavy, but reliable literally everywhere.
>C# - comfrotable, does the job, but costs a lot.
>C++ - best rifle there is, but can break down or jam easily.
>C - old rifle but if you use it correctly it can do the job in the quickest and most efficient way.
>JS - shit gun that is only SUPPOSED to be used in close range combat, not to spray aimlessly from distance.
>PHP - old sub machine gun that is still being used just because there are already so many of it, and it is cheap.
>Python - slow, but otherwise perfect gun that is easy to use.
>Ruby - user friendly and will make you feel good if you embrace it, but at the end of the day there are better tools to do the job.

>>59952542
Nigga mp5s cost more than nividia gpus what are you smoking

>>59952177
Why are you putting dead meme languages like C and C++ on there?
I've been a dev for 5 years and never seen anyone using them.
CSS should be on there though as well as HTML, HTML5 is a god tier language.

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>>59952177
>C#
>a tool of the Jews
That's about it.

>>59952675
lmao hows your 25k frontend career going
c++ can make you hella money

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>>59952675
>HTML is a programming language

>>59952177
Almost.

JS should be more like a Tec9, no precision, no performance, but it will hit SOMETHING, if you shoot long enough, or bring more of them, you also don't require training for this process.

>>59952177
AK47s are very reliable. I sincerely doubt that Java would be an AK47. The M16, in my opinion, is Java and C++ is the AK47. I base this on the fact that the M16 clogs a lot whereas the AK47 is really quite good in guerrilla combat.

>>59952675
>C++ is dead
Neo/g/ everyone

JS is like a blunderbuss

>>59952675
> Who even uses C/C++
> Muh "modern" languages

Name one of the modern language that does not require C or C++ to compile, or to get performance under the hood.

> HTML5
> God tier language
Well guess it was just a bait.

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>C is a mosin
At least one of them is accurate

*tips mosin *

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>>59952177
>Java - Good for portability. Use if you want to make a program that just werks. Resource heavy.
>C# - Java under a different name. Use if you're making software for Windows.
>C++ - Best all-rounder, reasonably fast, reasonably efficient, reasonably easy to use. Use if you're developing a very large piece of software with many functions.
>C - Very fast, very efficient, not so easy to use, but better than assembly or ada. Use if your program needs to perform with limited resources or under a strict time limit.
>JS&PHP - Powerful web dev tools that both have their own unique uses. Use them if your work relates to the web.
>Python - An interesting language that will likely increase in popularity as machine learning and IoT gain traction. Use if processing very large amounts of data.
>Ruby - A programmers wet dream but no matter what you're trying to do there's usually another language that does it better.

The reason most languages still exist and are supported is because they are the best in different types of applications.

It's apples and oranges desu.

>>59952177
switch js and php with butt plugs, python with a water gun and ruby to an mp7 then it's right.

>>59953075
That's a Mauser, guy.

>>59952426

kek'd

>>59953275
>C better than asm
>anything better than asm

>>59952675
>I've been a dev for 5 years
>only writes html and css
nice bait

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If c is a mosin this is c++

>>59952330
my little cousin told me its a sex cone. my bad.

Why is C# pointed the other way?

>>59952426
accurate.

>>59952177
I didn't know ruby was best language op
maybe if you had a .50 cartridge I could shove on there then that would be better

>>59952980
nice meme
ak47 is not reliable at all
m16 was extremely reliable but muhrains didn't fucking clean their shit till the a2 and a3 and those two were more reliable as well

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>>59952177
this should be C
bolt action rifle is assembly

>>59953755
European model

>>59953679
That's Objective C.

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>>59952177
PHP would be an enfield l98a1.
Pic related

>>59954162
Sturmgewehr, good pick
Granddaddy to all assault rifles

>>59952974
>>59952542
>>59952177
JS should be a P90.
Looks kinds cool, good performance on paper, but utter shit in practice and only hipsters use it

>>59952347
>le programmer friendliness xddddd

>>59953275
PHP is a false covenant of evil with Satan.

>>59954380
I.. I never wanted a magazine anyway

>>59954380
Don't bully Elle-chan

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>>59952974
Same with the mac 10
Only less reliable

>>59953075
Second pic is getting ready to shot himself on the foot.

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>>59952177
fixed

good ideas:
>>59952426
>>59952974
>>59953679
>>59954337
>>59954431
>>59954503
>>59952327

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>>59953711
>sex cone
>little cousin told me its a sex cone

>>59952177
wtf i love ruby now

>>59954627
What's the bottom one

>>59955191
crystal

>>59953895
>ak47 is not reliable at all
You're a moron

>>59953275

>Use if you're making software for Windows
It's fine for multi-platform software though.

>there's usually another language that does it better
General purpose scripting and string/list processing. Most things people use Python or Perl for, Ruby can do better.

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Java = INSAS

>poo everywhere

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I think we can all agree that nerds are faggots.

>>59953895
>ak not reliable
Is this bait or stupidity

>>59952177
>buttplug
>ruby
>not python

>>59955478
It's conditional.
You throw dirt over a clean M16 and it'll work. Do the same on an AK and it probably won't.

However, you leave an AK in the dirt for 10 years, and rinse it off and try to use it, it will fire.
Same is not true of an m16
The m16 has a very fine tight mechanism that keeps shit out, but once shit gets in you'd better clean it out.

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PHP is this little piece of shit. Can get the job done, can be attractive, but is difficult to operate and doesn't offer a lot of advantages over the competition.

>>59955568
That thing is a piece of shit. It can't even get the job done.

That's why it's a perfect analogy for PHP.

>>59955652
It can. PHP can too. It's just that it's not safe to trust your life to them.

Okay, I'm not very good with guns, can someone explain this to me?

>>59955422
>Java = INSAS
This.
>there's even poo on the goddamn pic, next to the rifle
lel

>>59955478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DX73uXs3xGU

AK is literally the memest of guns.

>>59955682
>AK
It should probably be an INSAS, as mentioned. Workable, but pretty fucking bad.
>AUG
Slightly quirky and early versions had some shit tacked on that you couldn't remove. Surprisingly similar to the story of C#.
>M16/AR platform
Ubiquitous, many resources, highly workable despite its shortcomings.
>Moist Nugget
Uselessly powerful and anecdotally dangerous. Some autists somehow manage to rack up 500+ kills with these.
>Uzi
Relatively small, especially for its time. This is just about it's only redeeming quality.
>MP5
Works alright, but is still fucking everywhere despite its successor (UMP) outclassing it.
>UMP
Designed after 50 years of MP5 insight, which is a real shame, because you will die before the MP5 is out of service globally.

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>>59955790

>>59955959
ah okay, thanks a lot anon

I can, because I like the MP5 and I like Snek brogramming languag

>>59955458
Does the depth reflect how fucked you're?

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>>59952177

Pic related is the best version.

>inb4 9gag watermark

>>59956802

The deeper, the more pleasure though..

>>59952177
No, because it implies Java is the best one.
Swap Python with Java.

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what language does this belong to?

>>59955790

Why is C a golden desert eagle? That makes it seem like C is a useless fashion item rather than an actual functional platform. C should be something that used to be very popular and still excels in certain circumstances, but most people using it shouldn't be. Is there a gun that matches this? I can't really think of one.

>>59956903
COBOL

Unwieldy, useless in the modern era, but crunches large amounts of data well

>>59952542
>but reliable literally everywhere.
nope.

>>59956947
COBOL saw real use though. That gun didn't.

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>>59956944

>>59952177
>C++ doesn't have a barrel pointing at the user

>>59956958
"The siege of Sevastopol was the gun's first combat test. Installation began in early May, and by 5 June the gun was ready to fire.[6] "

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav

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>>59956832
Just trim it off you fucking twat, it took less than a second

>>59956903

Haskell?

1) It's a shitload of effort to move this thing, yet alone control it.
2) When you actually can control this beast, it's devastating and powerfull.
3) It's probably overkill for most things.
4) It makes huge holes..

>in memory

>>59956903
COBOL.

>>59952177
C, the little grey hexagon that holds up everything else in the software world including other languages.

>>59956989

You forgot the second watermark, it's hidden in the first picture (the "C rifle")..

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>mfw im only on /g/ because I'm taking a break from using ruby on rails to code my very own personal blog
>implying you believe me

next step is to resize an image in gimp for coderelated

ul {
margin: 0px;
padding: 0px;
list-style-image: url("arrow.png");
}

I love ruby and so do all of my boyfriends

>>59956981
My bad. I was convinced it saw no real use due to issues with the rails. I was wrong. Thank you.

>>59957019

7/10

Not subtle enough.

>>59954500

Wrong rifle. Don't compare Elle-chan to Elle-chan's half aborted sister

>>59952177
So, pretty much all programing languages are lethal except for ruby, which increases pleasure.

Alright, whatever floats your bu... I mean boat, OP.

>>59952675
Htmls not a language dumbass

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>>59957073
wrong, ruby looks harmless, but with the right attitude can be deadly

>pic related, userface after viewing well coded ruby website

>>59957083
What does HTML stand for anyway?

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>>59957083

>>59954337
>>59953679
Nah, it's System C.

>>59954500
>>59957056
Actually, that is elle-chan, just one that fires a different type of ammo.

Horrible rifle

>>59952177
Whenever I need to write C# in Unity, I get that uncanny feeling that it's almost like Java, but there is something unsettling and disgusting about it. Can't put my finger on it. Java is the shit, though.

>>59956944
I can't imagine wanting to use anything other then C and assembly when working with embedded devices.

>>59957155
>I get that uncanny feeling that it's almost like Java

Quite the observant one.

>>59957131
It says MARKUP language not programming language

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>>59957193

r u mad?

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>>59952177

Python is pic related.

A lot of people's first "real" language, not as high-powered as others bot still has its niche, ton of easy aftermarket mods to rice it out to imitate other languages but can end up being a total abortion if you get carried away.

>>59957276
wikipedia is not a valid first source

You know, I keep thinking /g/ isn't as autistic as it is.

Thanks for the reminder

>>59957294

>t. "I only know python" programmer

>>59957296
Perhaps some sort of revolver? I think that hits most of the things you've touched upon.

>>59957302

So you are mad..

>>59957169
Exactly, excels in certain circumstances. If we want to make a gun analogy C is like a precision rifle, some people who have alot of experience can do some serious work with it, but most people who brag about using it just think it makes them look cool.

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>>59955458
That would unironically feel amazing inserted deep into my ass

>>59956944
>>59957355

I'd rather say C is an AK-47.

It's EVERYWHERE, it's reliable and easy to get.
Nobody would say the AK-47 is the state of the art today, but it does it's job.

>>59956944
Posing object useless for most and dangerous to operate.

>>59956903
ABAP
>german
>gigantic
>only used for serious business

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>>59957012
quick and dirty but the 2nd watermark is no more

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>>59957276
Boom the source from what article you cited

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>>59957512

>>59953275
> tcl
> sword-chucks

>>59952177
Sorry, I'm not a gun cuck

>>59953275

This is probably the worst post I've read in a while.


>C++ is "resonably fast, but C is "very fast"
>Use C when you have a time limit
>PHP is a "powerfull webdev tool"
>Python will "increase popularity" and is good for "processing very large amounts of data"
>There's a better scripting langauge than Ruby


Also the image is definately before 2003.
Where did you find this crap?

>>59957512

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Declarative_programming

>>59952542
Haha i can't breathe

>>59954431
You code your website logic in c or what?

>>59952426
Suddenly want to play Worms Armageddon again...

>>59952675
It was annoying to read but you baited the hell out of these youngsters I'll give you that

ITT /v/eddit pretending to be /k/

>>59958164
same could be said about /k/ itself, tho

>>59956947
>useless in the modern era
bank software still runs on cobol senpai

>>59952177
This picture incorrectly suggests that Ruby and Python aren't the same damn thing.

>>59954627
lol @ crystal

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>>59952177

>>59959473
gotta keep that logo spinning

>>59959577

>Not as clumsy or as random as a gun. An elegant weapon... for a more civilized age.

>>59960400
Mechanically simpler, elegant, but harder to use without training and more specialized.

>thinking /g/ neckbeards know anything about guns besides from muh vidya gaem comparisons

>>59957837
>t. a ruby / java developer

>>59953318
kek, you are wrong

>>59953679
obrez nunchucks? Genius, I wonder if /k/ knows about this...

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>>59953075

plz its a mauser k98 not a fucking m91/30

>>59956854

Yeah if you're a FAG

>>59952347
they're both fucking buttplugs

>>59952177
Why is c# pointed the other way? Does this indicate c# devs should kill themselves?

>>59959577
>>59960400
>>59960498
Faggots

>>59960950
If liking Erlang means being a faggot, I don't want to be straight.

>>59952177
Wheres Kotlin? Wheres Scala?

>>59952675
>HTML
>Programming language
Pick one.

>>59961460
>Wheres Scala?
It was too large to fit in the picture.

>>59957129
Hyper Text MARKUP LANGUAGE REEEEEEE

>>59952304
one new one every week

great /g/ and /k/ together so i only gotta visit one board

>>59952177
Java is mor like chauchat.

>>59953075
That's a good way to blow your toe off

>>59952177
>can we all agree on this?
I think we can all agree that there are a lot of shills for the C family of languages who spend all their time shitting up programming threads by trying to shoot down any new language. Thats the reason I dont hang in /g/ anymore, too many Luddites constantly spamming their ignorance on everyone

Ruby is the best first scripting language, perfect clean syntax that is the most readable of any language

Python is a forever unfinished language of unix hacks, the C-lang guys love it because it forces imperative style