Whats it called?

Flash Drive

Pendrive

pen drive

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d
o
n
g
l
e

4GB Speedboost

>>59948531
USB memory stick.

/dev/sdb

>>59948531
obsolete

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dats a benis

usb memory

Dong stick

Extra RAM

USB

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penis

USB storage

rocket

~I've got jacks, that dingle dongle dingle~

(You) this post or your mother will die in her sleep.

zip disquette

Zip disquette

Thumb drive

Pen stick

Youre cruzin for a bruzin

>>59948531
USB stick

Storage dongle

Jump drive

флaшкa

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>>59948531
Sliding fucking shit that slides the fuck back into its sheath when you try to stick it the fuck in.

>>59949239
yes, I've got a two gigabyte one
it's amazing how often these terrible designs get passed into mass production

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>>59948531
It's called a retired meme.

>>59948531
A thingamajig

>>59948531
universal serial bus compliant NAND flash mass storage device

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>>59948531
>Whats it called?

The "OP is a Massive Faggot Thread."

>>59948531
A dongle disk

>>59948531

A dingle dangle or a UBS stick

linux installer

That's 'a USB'. Do you not know any normies who can explain it to you?

>>59948531
USB Mass Storage Device

>>59948531

Pincho

>>59948531
Non-volatile USB NAND Flash

SanDisk Cruzer Micro 4 GB USB 2.0 Flash Drive

>>59948531
that's a universal serial bus version two point O compliant lightweight portable low-capacity small storage disk drive device

Flash dongle

>>59948531
just another tool of the capitalist scum

>>59948531

PSD

Portable Storage Device

zip disquette

RCA Capacitence Electronic Disc

>>59949239
Don't say "sheath", it's lewd. Why don't we use Bernoulli disks anymore? That's a much nicer word to say.

jQuery and the Pajeets

>>59948531
Hentai stash

>>59948531
disk on key

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>>59948963
>Thumb drive
T
H
I
S

>>59948531
Binary mass storage ensemble attachment

Zip Disquette Dongle

USB key

Memory card

>>59948531
Penis weenus! :D

>>59948801
informative, 7/8

Portable SSD

>>59948531
USB memory pen stick drive.

>>59948531
data dongle

>>59948531
Thumberino

donger

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>>59948946
>>59948956
>>59950163
>>59948801


Underage faglings detected. THIS is a zip drive.

>Cruzer Smartdrive
a vulnerability

LTO-4 compliant tape cartridge

>>59950980
>Underage faglings detected. THIS is a zip drive.
I know what's a ZIP drive since I had one.

USB

tubular disquette dildo

Universal Serial Bus Disquette

c r u z e r m i c r o
4 GB

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I call it a USB stick.

zipette diskette

usb drive

>>59948531
Janglewizzer

>>59948531
Thumb flask

Stone of Memories.

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>>59949024

United Serial Bus compliant solid state drive electronic media storage device

Pocket Cloud Drive

>>59948531
Memory stick

>>59948531
SanDisk Cruzer Micro

>>59948531
Shit

>>59948531

It's a usb key

>>59948569
name 1 (one) other technology with which you can safely and comfortably transport tens of gigabytes of information around?

jump drive

jumpdrive

that's a jump drive.

Jumping dongle stick

+1 for jump drive

>>59948531
electrical circuit connector propagating the switiching of transistors
in short
eccpst

fuck yeah i call it a jump drive too

>>59948531
United States Backdoor infiltator

jumpdrives

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>>59952396

>>59948801
here in germany everyone calls it a USB Stick or less common just USB.
Never heard of the rest to be quiet honest.

>>59952586
underrated

DONGLE DISK

>>59948531

flash penis

Plugy dingy

USB flash media storage device with keychain/lanyard mount

>>59953385
S/usb/USB 2.0 compatable (non-tested)

>>59948531
That's a flash drive.

>>59952396
MicroSD

>>59948531
Universal Serial Bus device.

>>59948531
Thumbo Dumpo

>>59948531
Portable mini ssd

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>>59953371
Sticky sticky flippy floppy

jump drive.

>>59948531
Your dick

memory stick

Jump drive

>>59950980
>>59951026
>not having superior LS120
iomega goy.

pocket rocket

Ive never heard anyone else call it anything beside simply just USB, USB stick or just stick.

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>>59948531
ZIP Donglette

>>59948545
>>59948547

How did these names become so popular? The things don't even look like pens

>>59948531
Dongolito

>>59948531
hard drive

>>59948531
Insertable memory stick.

>>59948561
winraw

its little brother is called
/dev/mmcblk0p1

Flash Drive.

>>59952396
SD, Micro SD,External HDD, External SSD, USB type C drive, your phone's NAND?

>>59955303
>phone

like I have anybody to call

Minnebrikke

>>59948801

you missed gigstick

lil memory baby

thumb stick
thumb pen

>>59948531
Cruzer micro. It says it right the fuck there.

>>59948531
Silicon parchment information vessel

Sandisk Cruzer

>>59952396
iCloud

>>59949239
>slides back in its sheath when you try to stick it the fuck in

Just like my dog's dick

>>59948531
Jimmy holder

>>59948801
>not USB memory

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>>59949239
>dumb fuck pushes switch down while pushing it in

gee it's like it's designed to do that

>>59948531

Install gentoo

>>59948531
Universal Serial Bus compliant flash media storage device.

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>>59948531
ramthumb.

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>>59957023
ramthumb drivestick.

>>59952586
kek

>>59948531
Insertable USB Mass Storage Dongle

>>59948801
>Clé USB
USB Key

>>59948531
A USB flash drive, also variously known as a USB drive, USB stick, thumb drive, pen drive, jump drive, flash-drive or USB memory, [a] is a data storage device that includes flash memory with an integrated USB interface. USB flash drives are typically removable and rewritable, and physically much smaller than an optical disc. Most weigh less than 30 grams (1.1 oz).[1] Since first appearing on the market in late 2000, as with virtually all computer memory devices, storage capacities have risen while prices have dropped. As of March 2016, flash drives with anywhere from 8 to 256 GB are frequently sold, and less frequently 512 GB and 1 TB units.[2][3] Storage capacities as large as 2 TB are planned, with steady improvements in size and price per capacity expected.[4] Some allow up to 100,000 write/erase cycles, depending on the exact type of memory chip used, and have a 10-year shelf storage time.[5][6][7]

the "questionable porn" stash

>>59949439
Pincho usb

>>59948531

memory dick

>>59956966
*Universal Serial Bus compliant solid state media storage device

>>59948531
I'll tell you later

>>59949019
lmao

>>59948531
Shit.

A USB

>>59948531
Mass storage device

>>59948531
GNU/storage

>>59948531
Universal USB Drive

>>59960236
Universal USB Bus

Local Parallel Walk

>>59948531
the old thumb drive

Ye 'Ole Flimzy Whimzy Thumbsy Whumsy Pluggy Inny Stick

computah stick muggahfuggah

>>59960221
kek'd

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>>59952586

>>59960322
>Universal USB Bus
Universal
Universal
Universal
....

It's a four jiggabyte flash capacitor Marty

>>59948531
Retractile Popeye Unity

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What about this? What's the correct name?

>>59961248
I just call it a phone

>>59957964
my fucking sides holy fuck why was this funny

NAND flash memory technology device with block translation layer and universal serial bus mass storage interface

>>59948531
zip disquette

>>59948531
Upper Side Band.

>>59952875
Britfag, it's always USB stick too.

>>59948531
A horse

key drive, cause it goes on your keyring with your keys

Portable Media Storage Device

>>59948531
stick

uspitikku

>>59950980
I have one. Internal white. The diskette themselves are produced in jew factory selling at jew prices.

Thank tech gods cd replaced everything.

>>59948531
miniature data recepticle

>>59948801
>Zip disquette

My sides

>>59948531
suppository

WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT NAMES?

>>59961248
trash

Porta-drive

>>59963700
I'm going to start using "data receptacle" now

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>>59964908
It's all yours my friend.

>>59955303
yea lugging over a fucking hdd is more attractive of an option than a usb drive

it's a usb key, i'm french

>>59965215
Why do we call it a key, anyway?
I call that a USB drive in English.

>>59949277
The excuse that we already had this thread is retarded. Some of us have better things to do then browse 4chan all day, like masturbate.

Zip disk

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>>59948531
computer

diskless zip diskette stick

>>59948531
PNG

>>59966666

dick

USB-minne

UFD

>>59948614
REEEEEEE

USB Flash Storage

Usb flash storage?

>>59948531
In sweden we call it memory

>>59948531
X:/ HDD renamed to HAL 9000

>>59948543
/thread

>>59968292

That is so dumb.

Dongle

>>59948801
>severe autism

kek

Thumb jump drive dongle flash stick

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>>59948531

Zippity Doo-Da

Zippy-Skippy

I use both interchangeably.

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>>59949277

>>59956706

kek

Zip disquett

>ctrl+f "data stick"
>no results

Data Storage Container

>>59948531
Nigger cattle

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>>59950980
>Underage faglings detected.

I work desktop support at a Fortune 500 company and some 40-something just called his Universal Serial Bus compliant solid state drive electronic media storage device a fucking Zip Disk ™ yesterday when i was helping him back some excel documents up from his laptop. I shit you not, i thought that calling it a Zip Disquette was only a meme but I witnessed this asshattery first hand.

"the memory thing" - my mum

usb

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Handheld micro cloud

flashka.

Fuck you.

virus stick

>>59948531
NOT_PORN

>>59954868
Looks like a pen knife

Data-Bazooka

Memory dongle.

>>59948531
Junk drive

>>59948531
COMPUTAH STICK

I like how everyone in this thread thinks he's gonna be hot shit with his idea but nobody gets a single (you)

>>59974390
>tfw you did get a (you) amongst all this shit
feels good

>>59949687
>Disk drive
>Flash memory

>>59948531
USBFD.

>>59948531
USBick

>>59951062
kek

>>59948531
STORAGE DONGLE

Graphics card

Virtual Memory extension device.

mid-00's hentai/furporn hider

ssd jr stick

>>59974390
A legendary anon needs to do a vocaroo reading every name in the thread as fast as possible.

Make in happen /g/

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>>59948531
>tfw this thread keeps repeating
OP sudo rm-rf/* yourself

>>59948543
fpbp

USB or flash drive.

>>59977555
Hold on, I'll do that.

>>59978511
I wish I could buy a diploma like this.

Floppy drive

>>59978645
Maybe print it out?

>>59978733
No color printer, and the paper wouldn't be so nice.

>>59978748
>No color printer
the printing is all black and white, though
just print black lettering on coloured paper

>>59978733
>>59978645
>>59978511
>>59978639
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11SDddYUZSC

>>59978804
True, true. No idea where to get it though.

>>59978876
well it's not like schools and the like manufacture that type of paper, and it's not like it'll be hard to get because of forgery, because it's the stamps and/or signatures that validate them, not the paper itself
so i imagine it would not be hard to find the same paper in an office supplies store

>>59978912
Gonna take a look, thanks man.

>>59978834
youve done well

>>59948531
Megadrive

>>59978834
>reading all the threads
What is this for? Autism?

It's amazing that even normies recognize the name of interface. I don't think they know parallel, serial, ps/2, etc.

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>>59948801
>no USB
>no Sandisk
>no Zip disk
>no flash USB
>no flash stick
>no stick drive
>no pocket drive

>>59948531
USB

>>59948531
Pen Drive

>>59948531
>>59948545
>Pendrive

this

in Spain we say "pincho" or "pincho USB"

dats gud

USB.

>>59948531

Rectangular plugger

>264 replies
>218 IPs
>/g/
Epic bread

>>59950980

That's why it's funny retard

>>59948531
Jump drive

data stick

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>>59955374
faen ikke en minnebrikke din kujon

Disk-san

It's called an USB line, I'll show you later. :^)

>>59949024
>>59952402
>>59952411
>>59952430
>>59952505
>>59952546
>>59953660
>>59953773

>Jump

This.

Now, for bonus points, how many jumpfags came to IT because of Y2K?

copy jalopy

>>59948531

virus vector

>>59961248
Slargephone.