What should I learn in order to work at Google ?

>>59937392
Everything about everyone. Learn all the things.

>>59937392
nothing, just take some estrogen make a vlog and fork a bunch of javascript projects.
they will call you.

>>59937392
read cracking the coding interview and know it from front to back

don't just memorize, learn how to solve the problems

>>59937392
learn to confidently ride a razor push scooter indoors.

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>>59937392
the torah

>>59937392
being gay in python

poo in the loo

>>59937392
sum all primes below 2 million

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>>59937633
/thread

that your corporate overlords are your providers. they want you to live at the office, after all!

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can you pass the fizzbuzz test?
are you not a white male?
will you relocate to our office?

congratulations you got the job!

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a complete submission. better start strechin.

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>>59937392
Learn to offer your dignity and your testicles upon the alter of Karl Marx that they have in the lobby

>>59937392
How to poo in the designated streets.

>>59937392
I got approached by a recruiter just for my work in operating systems and systems administration

>>59937633
Doesn't that automatically disqualify you from getting a job in a tech firm?

I thought you needed to be a street shitter to get employment.

>>59937570
Ha!