Who /grimykeyboard/ here?

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>>59935647
Me

Why are laptop keyboards more prone to grime than real keyboards?

jesus christ wtf no

OP you're a nasty fuck

who wants to see my EMOJI keyboard?
thats NEXT LEVEL filth

>>59935647
Clean it with fire.

>>59935704
Lazy slobs eat food over them, jack off over them, then don't clean it up.

>>59935647
>be at aunt's house for easter
>"uhh i forgot the wifi password"
>open her crappy old macbook to try to get the pass off it
>fucking filthy ass keyboard
>magic mouse has a layer of grime on it
>takes a minute to boot and another minute to get safari opened

Never again.

>>59935647
How is this even possible? How does a keyboard get dirty to such a degree?

>>59935937
>How does a keyboard get dirty to such a degree?
The user lives alone in the dark, and their life is so empty, they no longer care about cleaning their keyboard. What's the point. What's the point of anything.

>>59936146
I've had keyboards I haven't cleaned for years besides the occasional superficial dusting and they didn't get anywhere near that sort of level. That's why I can even imagine what the fuck happened to it, it looks like it's been dragged through mud or some shit.

>>59935647
that tiny space bar

>>59935647
nasty

Clean that shit you fucking gook

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>>59935647
>>59935688
Both of you need to fucking kill yourselves.

I always make sure my cum seeps in all of the tiny cracks on my lappy

there are loads of dried cum under the keyboard as well

I got so used to it I don't even smell it anymore

my family says my laptop stinks from a mile away

I don't think they know why tho

I just tell them it's because of warm capacitors and shit

it looks just an Asus laptop keyboard. really makes me think...

still in honeymoon phase with my newer laptop, where I'm good about having clean hands and not eating food while using it. it won't last though.

My RGB LEDs burn off all grime

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>>59935688
how was your date?
that looks really comfy desu

>>59935647
This really makes me wanna puke

>>59935704
Because they go every-fucking-where.

I'm a total roombound NEET. I rarely shower or wash my hands and my keyboard isn't covered with grime. I don't even know what you have to do to make it look like that.

>>59935647
cyber clean

>>59936174
cheese snacks and a lot of it