ITT: We describe things in code

like this?

public static void main(String[] args) {
    for (int i = 1; i <= 500; i++) {
        if (i % 3 == 0) {
            System.out.println("JUST");
        } else if (i % 5 == 0) {
            System.out.println("FUCK");
        } else if (i % 7 == 0) {
            System.out.println("MY");
        } else if (i % 9 == 0) {
            System.out.println("SHIT");
        } else if (i % 11 == 0) {
            System.out.println("UP");
        }
        System.out.println(i);
        }
    }
}

a = Person()

alive = a.life

while alive:
  try:
     to = doThings()
  except SoulNotFound:
     alive = False
     alive.send_to_judgement()
  finally:
     alive.release()

>>59920550
>finally:
> alive.release()
Sure

>>59920349
>my love life
sudo rm -rf /*

for product in market:
    if anon.moni > product.price:
        anon.things += product
for thing in anon.things:
    anon.moni -= thing.price

>>59920349

Oven oven;
for(auto &jew: World::Jews){
    oven.roast(jew);
}

>>59922446
I prefer my jews well done

public class Anon {
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        Anon anon = new Anon();
        while(anon.isAlive()) {
            anon.browse("/g/");
            anon.watch(new ChineseCartoon());
            try {
                anon.fuck(anon.getGirlfriend());
                anon.sleep();
            } catch (NullpointerException e) {
                anon.masturbate();
                anon.cryToSleep();
            }
            anon.incDaysAlive();
        } 
    }
}

>>59920349

while(1){}

>>59920349

while(true!=false)
{
    Console.WriteLine("And they don't stop coming");
}

>>59920349

Trap hotTrap;
Anon anon;
if(!hotTrap.isGay()) {
    anon.fapTo(&hotTrap);
}

>>59924088

&

my life

while true; do
    sleep 1
done

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17KB, 542x540px

>>59923821
>true!=false

>>59920494
>i % 9

1
2
JUST
4
FUCK
6
MY
8
JUSTSHIT
10
UP

>>59922446
>>59922575
I get the feeling we are more infiltrated by /pol/acks than by jews.

for(;;) {
   masturbateToAnime();
}
beFunctionalHumanBeing();

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61KB, 842x574px

for (int n = 0; n < 3; n++) {
    WakeUp(me);
}
if (CantWakeUp(me)) {
    Save(me);
}

while(President.hands.toSmall())
{
    try
    {
        wall.build();
    }
    catch(WorkingForRussia e)
    {
        System.impeach(President);
    }
    finally
    {
        anon.waitFor(you);
    }
}

if (developer.isPajeet == true)
    developer.shitOn(codeBase);
else
    developer.workOn(codeBase);

>>59920349

int i = 0;
while(OP == fag) i++;

This overflows.

>>59924243
Maybe it's legacy code from before references were introduced?

>>59920349

int main(){
    const char c = 'wake me up inside';
    uint64_t a;
    malloc(a-1);
    for(uint64_t b = 1; b != 0; b++){
        *b = *( c + (b % (0x11)) );
    }
}