>3 AM >monitor turns on for no reason

>Minding my own business.
>CD tray starts opens and closes by itself.

G-guys?

>>59909937
>3 AM
>makes shit thread for no reason

>>59909952
sorry

>Laptop on standby
>Reading a book on the couch
>Webcam LED turns on
>turns off once i looked directly at it

W-what?

>>59909937
Fans start spinning up

>>59909937
>> smash mouth starts playing

>>59909937
no worries I'm in your putah brah

>>59909937
kys feg

>>59910055
is it librebooted? no. then why complain??

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>start up os x
>windows command line pops up and then disappears

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>start arch on airgapped Lemote yeelong
>"All your files are exactly where you left them"
>"Something happened"

>3 AM
>computer tries to turn on for no reason
>but it is physically disconnected from power
HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MICROSOFT

>>59910644
hahahahahahahahaha

>3 AM
>realize I'm a fat ameriburger who can't count to 24 and kill myself

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>3 AM
>pet negress is next to my bed watching me sleep

>>59909952
rat

Wonder if this posters will ever look into taskschd and disable that taks guessing not, but still can hope.

windows users, everybody

>watching a movie on pc while not touching anything
>mouse slowly starts moving to the start menu
>cmd launches
>observe slow typing into the prompt from an unknown source
>immediately unplug ethernet cable

g-guys?

>play Java game
>after 20 seconds of beginning a level in the game, the whole computer shuts off
>not even shutdown, but killed, as if you yanked the power cord
>tfw this is not a hypothetical but an anecdote
That happened a few years back with an emachines using an amd sempron


This one happened a few minutes ago no joke
>goto instagram video
>play
>after 3 seconds of successful play, the last tenth-second of sound repeats and entire computer freezes shortly after
>literally only happens on that one video

>>59909937
cia niggers have infiltrated your computer

>>59911732
I've got an FX series quad core and this has been happening to me the last week when it gets put under really heavy workloads

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>3 AM
>monitor is on
>remember that it's because I have no life

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all hail the botnet
it knows all

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>>59910130
SOMEBODY

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>2am
>gentoo system wakes and displays picture of stallman
>remember I ordered non free pizza

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>log out of twitter
>account favorites tweets while logged out and seems to be liking stuff modeling your personality

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>open /g/ every day
>same threads EVERY FUCKING DAY

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>>59910735
>>59910644

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>>59909937
>2am
>notice some peculiar posts on 4chin
>investigate
>tfw I find out I'm Shiller Durden

All the replies ITT are also me btw. Top kek

seriously though this shit does happen to me even when i switch the power off completely

its really annoying

>>59912622
LOL

>>59910860
That thing clearly has a dick

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>monitors never turn off
>spend hours trying to fix it
>give up and manually turn off monitors when not using pc
>some days I forget to turn them off and come home to see they are still on
>one day forget to turn them off
>come home and they've turned off
>move mouse, and they turn on

Spooky

>3AM
>my uncle comes to my room
>he starts to touch me
>FBI busts in through the door and arrests him
>thanks windows 10!

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>>59913262

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>>59909937
>Beep!

>>59910774
Would you rather have him say 3 in the morning? Would that change your fucking life.

>>59911749
that's what you get for not running TempleOS

>>59909937
>has Win10

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>>59913002
>give up and manually turn off monitors when not using pc
How fucking dreadful for you.

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>>59909952

>CD tray

are you from 2007?

>>59909952
>subseven

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>3 am
>wake up to my shut down machine updating
>i always refuse to update
>fucking windows
>turns out my mother was scanning through my PC beforehand while I was asleep
>she's worried about me because I'm 22, unemployed, and haven't moved out yet
>I spend all my time on my machine
>she clicked "update and shut down" instead of killing the power

She found gigabytes of Hitler portraits and porn. We had a long talk afterwards. I'm moving in with my dad in South Africa soon.

>>59909952
>BlackedTeen.wmv.vbs
>what the fuck man

>>59910130
>baby monitors can be hacked and playback smash mouth to infants at 4am.
that video was fucked up

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>middle of the night
>g25 turns on and calibrates itself

>>59909937
"The™ Windows™ 10™ Expirence™"™

>>59911732
>>not even shutdown, but killed
prolly got too hot and died

>>after 3 seconds of successful play, the last tenth-second of sound repeats and entire computer freezes shortly after
could you send a link to the video, please? are you using an up to date OS?

>>59912241
could be faulty hardware

>>59912507
this

> windows 10 on surface pro
>cmd black window randomly flashes
fug evertim

>>59914528
This kept happening to me in the middle of the night. I'd shit my pants every time, so jarring. Turned out my UPS was a piece of shit.

>3am
>ragin erection for the 6th time today
>pull out phone