Techfu thread

>>59886665
>They better not come for her, or they'll have to get through me.
i got bad news for you goy

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Nixie pixel
Back when ubuntu ran gnome 2 and was good

>>59886665
It's ok that she is a fraud but I can't get past her manly voice.

>>59886665
>her

she's a confirmed trap. Listed to """her""" talk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLTAFbKbC8w

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OBLIGATORY

https://youtu.be/OinvdoyBsEc

>>59886873
this

>>59886812
disgusting

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There is only one.

>>59887841

Yes techgran.

>>59887841
>relatively unbiased; reviews devices from many different companies
>does her homework on the device and company so her videos are more informative
>focuses on giving specs, good overview of the device, rather than just shoving all her opinions in it
>knows how to compare the device she's reviewing to others (such as its predecessor and current competitors)
>sometimes makes general informative videos
>isn't a cunt or a whore

>>59886812
Biggest career achievment:
>renting a garage to two nerds

Second biggest career achievment:
>single-handedly destroying Yahoo


Buuuhhh

>>59888096

To add to this... The cumulative sum she spent on acquisitions like tumblr have all been written off to date. What a waste of money

>>59886665
that fucking chick is the posterchild of colossal failure and are the reason why women shouldn't into business.

>>59888096
>single-handedly destroying Yahoo
It was destroyed by incompetent idiots, she is just one of them.

>>59886718
didnt she get aids or somehing

>>59886665
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take -- Wayne Gretzky"-- Michael Scott

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>>59888769

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>>59888780

>>59886718
she dead sempai

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>>59888790

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delicious polishfu

>>59888798
source or didn't happen

>>59888814
ugly af

>>59888814
who dis

>>59886812
The company destroyer, the tech legend brand obliterator.
The negative profits champion.

>>59888817
too bad she's mentally ill and suffers from gender dystopia.

>>59886812
she discriminated against men at Yahoo. she bought Tumblr and spread leftist degeneracy. she cooperated with NSA and allowed NSA to spy on everyone.

if I ever saw her in person, I'd spit in her face.

>>59888879
The what now?

>>59888903
>t. thin skin

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claimed: https://twitter.com/FioraAeterna

>>59886812

>Dolphingirl

>>59888817
>That's a man.

>>59888972
>Another pretend-woman.

[Sigh]

>>59889364
>Whiny bitchcunt SJW.

>>59887841
>go to videos if available for the device

>>59890344
>pretend
It has a dick?

>>59890344
like if there are any real women in IT

>>59891917
not anymore

>>59888769
>>59888790
>>59888814
The kind of bitch that would personally extract your foot nails with a knife if its necessary to accomplish some goal...

>>59887841
/thread

>>59891845
>cd with karlie

>>59886873
no other options

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>claimed

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>>59893016
>Karlie Kloss wnb your 6'2" goddess wife who puts on 5" heels to tower 9 inches above you in public to make you feel extra small

Why even live?

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>>59893016
lol

>>59886665
I have loved her since the day day I laid eyes on her
>TFW she will never know I even exist, or care

there is no other

>>59893413
Who is she

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>>59894606
>she

>>59894630
>>59894606
It's a feminine penis

>>59886718
my ubuntu still runs gnome 2

>>59891845
What does her vagina smell like?

>>59894606
If you don't know who that is you need to get the fuck out of here and never return

>>59886749

What the fuck is happening with xir voice? This looks like that movie with the blacks disguised as blondes.

>>59887841
Pretty much the only tech reviewer worth watching.

>>59893487
she is not at all attractive.

>>59891845
>wework
Dropped.

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>>59886665
She looks like a Care Bear

>>59886718
my goddess, she's still alive sempai

>>59888579
Thyroid disorder. She's thickened up and her skin is aging

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ITT: tech traps.

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>>59886665
Kevin Rose husbando

>>59905219
Didnt he give up bradley manning to the spooks? Even though manning explicitly asked him to do the opposite?

>>59905324
I would like to know more

>>59905383
I was thonking of Adrian Lamo apparently.

>>59886873
Terry and Physics girl is my OTP

>>59888972
IT's crazy that i've seen so many of these that I can even tell they're men from the thumbnail.

must be like identifying the gender of baby chicks

>>59887841
>This is Lisa for mobiletechreview and today I'll be reviewing this fine young buck.
>He comes in a professional business black, just the way I like it, and just look at the size of his cock, wow!

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>>59886873