Stop having things.

Stop being heterosexual

>>59886362
>macfags didn't even use 1980s props

>>59886362
The new computer is also scissors, car keys, glue, and tape.

>>59886362
That is a one sad picture.

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>what is things being redundant

>not being a minimalist

>>59886399
Don't need car, call your uber driver
Don't need paper, glue or scissor, do everything on your computer

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I actually need a new desk. It'll be a workstation for music production and DCC. Any suggestions?

>>59886362
Most of the items that you have piled up around the Mac Classic were available on that Mac in the shape of applications or desk accessories.
EG: fax, calculator, phone directory, teledex, maps, clock/alarms, diary, notes.
There was support for synching a PDA as well.

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"If a desk full of shit stands for SMART, what does an empty clean desk stand for?"

>>59886442
Ikea Malm.
Simple, sturdy, and most importantly cheap.

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>no more doggo

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>>59886524
Really?

>you will never have OCD ;_;

>>59886540
the one with the pull-out side desk, not the one with drawers.

>>59886362
But top looks better.

>>59886501
what about stapler?
what part of application is that?

>>59886531
Doggo is the Macbook's wallpaper, friend. Rest easy.

>>59886572
it's a bit too cluttered to my tastes
>polaroid on desk and not in drawer
>no bookshelf for the books
>glue sitting out like its going to be eaten
>stapler, staple puller, whiteout, etc sitting out
But it is much better than bottom because
>actually has a printer
>actually has a phone
>fucking rolodexes man

Puppers aren't minimalist.

>>59886362
You forgot to put the dildo on the table, faggot

>his computer doesn't have built in sun glasses

>>59887129
You can't see it. It's firmly attached to the seat of the chair that's just out of shot.

>future's so bright,

>>59886437
also you don't need sunglasses because you don't go outside.

>>59886362
How does the Macbook replace glue?

have fun doing calculator things without a numpad

>>59890345
it's full of gay porn, just use your semen

>>59890345
>copy
>paste

>>59886362
Is really bottom objectively better?

Y'know, maybe it's just me, but I like having an inordinate amount of stuff in my workspace, regardless of whether or not I use it frequently, or not at all.

Which reminds me, I need to clean my desk. Thanks, OP. You're still a faggot though.

>>59886362
>be poor
>buy social status stuff like expensive glasses and overpriced apple stuff
>clear your desk of everything so people don't notice a contrast between your expensive things and the rest of your cheap stuff
>pretend that those few expensive things is all that you really need and that you like having you big fucking desk completely empty
>subconsciouly hope that people don't think you're poor

>>59890345
>he does not met off plastic of of his MBP with retina display to use as glue

>>59890691
kek

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>>59886423
Mfw my mac made my dog redundant.

>>59890494
Reminds me of a little joke from that Amiga closedown video.
>If you give me a moment, I hunt through the junk laying around and find that thing you asked for.
>I think we call that caching.

>>59890810
objectively siri > dog

>>59890869
Well, AFAIK my dog doesn't apy for apple yet.

>>59886362
Fuck off mentally ill liberal

>>59886362
>being so poor
I'm glad I don't have macbook.

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>>59886362
that screen needs some extreme cleaning.
>mac pigs

>>59886362
Then whats a perfect balance between being a minimalism and maximalist, materially?

>tfw you're about to get rid of everything and bike around the country

I hope I don't die

>>59890200
>>59886437
What about the printer?

>>59892921
Good luck mate.

>>59890200
keked and checked

>>59892921

This chick's journal of biking around the world is pretty great.
Especially the Africa and Russia parts.

http://en.universewithme.com/category/essay/

>>59892969
You dont need it we havent released one.

>>59895397
kek

>>59886362
>Not using a mouse when your at your desk

>>59890200
>the only object besides the computer and the phone that made the cut
?

>>59886362
Replacing fun and engaging phyisical tools and books with a shitty 2d version of it that will ruin your eyes 300% faster. Amazing. Truly we live in the best of times. I hope humanity becomes extinct we truly don't deserve to live.

>>59895236
Thanks. I don't have much experience with this type of travel so I need to see how other people do it.

>>59886411
This

>>59886362
>not having a fixed line
>>59886437
good luck trying to write something when the computer runs out of battery in middle of a blackout.

>>59895397
you did
>what is a laserwriter

>>59895635
>will ruin your eyes 300% faster
i hope you"re trolling

>>59896391
If you think staring at a screen doesn't fuck your vision up more than not staring at a screen, you're retarded.

>>59896423
If you think that continuing to live doesn't increase your risk of cancer more than not continuing to live, you're retarded.

>>59886362
>>59886558
I have the older model of one of those (Mikael). It's shit. The paint chipped off over the years, and one side of it had a defect where the honeycomb structure was partially bent, this developed into a crack by now.

The Ikea desks are fucking carboard paper inside two layers of thin films. Do not buy them. They are not sturdy, they'll only last you a few years, and... well, they ARE cheap.

I wouldn't mind knowing where you can find a proper desk either.

>>59897396
meant to quote
>>59886524
>>59886540

>>59896423

>staring at a source of light fucks up your vision

I sure hope you realize just how fucking unbelievably stupid your post actually is.

>>59898051
It's not really the light as much as your eyes being focused on such a close object all the time.

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>>59886442
Ikea Jerker, or get whatever that is in your picture.

>>59897396
You mean to say "don't buy cheap ikea desks"

I had one that had a thicc, heavy pressboard top and a very wide steel frame underneath and it held up 3 21" Trinitrons with no bowing. No corrugated bullshit. You'd have to try to break it.
I forget the name, but it was one of their L-desks with the optional telescoping legs.

>>59892908
Being practical

>>59886362
I want that alarm clock behind the old mac.

>>59898552
>The tower is hanging off the side of the desk by a string
For what purpose?

>>59886362
>our modern computer can do as many things as a 1970s home PC plus some common gadgets and tools

That's... not very impressive?

>>59898616
Try one of the many and varied office furniture vendors. I'm sure you have one within driving range.
Alternatively, these seem good: https://www.autonomous.ai/smartdesk-sit-to-stand-height-adjustable-standing-desk
As do these: https://www.myupdesk.com/
Also alternatively, build one yourself.

>>59899656
To keep it off the floor and to preserve desk space for things a desk is actually useful for. Anyway, it's on a shelf - the strap is just to hold it in place.

>>59899670
>a 1970s home PC
anon pls

>>59897396
the only good thing in IKEA is the food

>>59899848
Stop buying anything in KIKEA

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I actually cleaned it not long ago, it just sort of grows naturally.

>>59900361
Your speaker screens are gone.

>>59900418
Nah, I have them in a box somewhere.
I just like the look better without them.

>>59900361
>hugh text
looks comfy

>>59900514
Only drawback is when I use somebody else's computer and the text is ᵗᶦnʸ.
Look at a book. You have ten to fifteen words per line. Not one fucking hundred.
A standard terminal is eighty characters wide, which comes to about the same.
Also this way I can move around the room or even lay back in bed and use it normally without straining my eyes.

>>59900725
Nice. Now replace uBlock in your browser wit uBlock Origin and remove Ghostery, it sells your browsing data.

>>59886362
The message is you paid that macbook with your life

>>59886362
technology was a mistake

>>59886362
>tfw I want to buy macbook now

>>59902203
Technology beyond a certain point was a mistake.

>>59886399
They sold their car for the macbook

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>>59886362
Only thing I would keep from the first picture is the polaroid-camera.

>>59902315
weaklings like you should be gassed

>>59890494
Yeah me too.
I always find my shit much easier on a messy workplace where everything is in one place.

>>59886437
>don't need car, call uber meme
But the uber driver is just like you, he doesn't need a car. He call other uber drivers, that also don't need a car.
Therefore, you're either so fucking poor that you cannot afford a car, or you have mental issues thinking that something like uber can replace day to day transportation

>>59890200
REKT

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>>59902983

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This is not the future I chose.

...but keep buying them!

>>59886362
>touchjizz

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>>59886442
Battlestation Command Center

>>59898069
>your eyes being focused on such a close object all the time.
Like books

>>59899685
>Also alternatively, build one yourself.

That would've been my guess too, design one on paper and get a carpenter to build it. I already had my speaker stands made that way.

>>59904469
Shiiet das more like it
We'll bang OK?

>>59903186
Still to this day this fucking picture makes me wanna beat the shit out of these faggots. Especially the one on the right with that fucking expression on his face as if he's saying "like what's up with that? like omg"

FUCK

>>59905957
Plus his got that typical /g/ meme casio watch too
Kek

>>59890373
calculator things are for nerds, creative artists who think different (tm) dont need that

>>59886362
>tfw leagues more productive when compartmentalizing activities instead of doing them all on one fucking device