Fleshlight Launch

>>59877085
>unitasker
why?

>>59877085
https://boards.4chan.org/jp/catalog#s=eternal%20onahole

>>59877085
>Connected to my smartphone
What if the CIA hacks it and jacks me to death?

>>59877280
>qt hacks into your fleshlight and gives u a nice remote whack

>>59877085
male masturbators are wierd enough as it is without having some sort of mechanical arm moving it around.

How about you fuck a real pussy ? It's easy to get and it's fuckin free. The fuck is wrong with you people ?

>>59877917

It's far easier to just grab a robopussy that's within arms reach and be done with it, then continue whatever you were doing.

>>59877917
> it's fuckin free

Not everyone can fuck their sister. Retard.

>>59877917
why would you lower your standards and fuck women?
obv fucking a real trap would be preferable, but they are pretty rare, so fapping to trap porn is okay.

>>59878053
>doesn't dispute the easy to get part
>does dispute the free part
sounds like you only know prostitutes

>>59877917
it is an insane amount of work to fuck something you are legitimately attracted to when compared to masturbating.
You have to be in decent shape, you have to know how to socialize, you have to know where to meet them(I see a woman I'm attracted to maybe a handful times a year in public), you then have to get lucky enough for them to be single, then they have to be attracted to you, then you need to schedule time to and meet up, then you need to fuck and hope you don't fuck up or she'll ruin you

>>59878417
Easy choices, hard life.
Hard choices, easy life.

>>59877085
Isn't using such contraption a sin though? I don't wanna go to hell for this.

>>59878630
Put a sticker of your waifu on it and pretend you're trying to impregnate it.

>>59877085
>$200

hell yeah

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have opposable thumb; buy fleshlight.

>>59877917
>wanting to get anywhere near a pussy
kill yourself, retard.

>>59877085
I was fucking waiting for the thread of this, I knew it
I was joking with a mate last night about my new 'turbo lightning 6 core vag' and googled turbo flashlight, see if someone did some photoshop. Turned out they actually exist and fucking fleshlights are more advanced than I ever could have thought.

Is it finally time that /g/ became the board to talk about fleshlight technology

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>>59877917
>real women

You guys crack me up.

>>59877307
>tfw you will never have a qt gf who is into tech and not a sjw shitcoder

>>59877106
...I'm having /ck/ flashbacks.

>>59877917
It's easier said then done.

>>59877917
Cause boy butt is better

>>59877085
>digital-masturbator

Why would I want that cold robotic shit when I could be enjoying the warmth of analog tubes?