your day at work in IT

>get into office, have gay talk with receptionist
>fire up my desktop and start i3
>open IRC and ncmpcpp
>work through multiple tickets
>get bored and browse 4chan
>go to the pub
>come back and work on IRC bot
>do more pointless work
>go home
>play vidya

>Arrive before anyone else
>VPN home to browse and chit post
>Wait for women to make coffee
>Work some tickets
>repeat
>Go home early
>VPN from home to watch emails and tickets

Anyone else? Or is this boatf full of neets / studentcucks.

>>59870260
>start up teamviewer
>click a button to start my shift
>play videogames
>start teamviewer again
>click a button to end my shift

>>59872138
BACK TO WORK, PAJEEET!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>start up webstorm, virtual machine
>coding some bullshit
>lunch
>codibg some bullshit
>shitpost
>go home
>work on my projects

>>59870260
>>59871426
>>59871614
>>59872138
>>59872166
>doing the same shit over and over
>finally killing himself
not this again

>get into office
>read e-mails
>talk on the phone
>lunch
>go through some tickets
>talk on the phone
>go home

>>59871614
>Wait for women to make coffee
This was the best.

>>59870260
>get into office, try hard colleague is already there before the shift starts
>work through tech support calls with a colleague that think he's all hot shit but keeps asking how to do stuff
>lunch time, get some delicious takeaway as on any other weekday
>join that weird lonesone colleague that goes to the supermarket so he has some company
>itching butt hole, scratch it like i'm Sam Fisher
>go back to work
>slow work in the afternoon, pick conversation and flirt with female co-workers
>notice the colleague all alone and not taking his eyes from the computer the whole afternoon
>boss comes up with a cake and everyone starts singing happy birthday
>it's the weirdo's birthday
>everyone claps after singing
>he screeches and goes home

>>59872435
10/10
stop talking to me at work
im better than you

>>59870260
>go to work
>try to decipher wtf retards want in their tickets
>hope nothing breaks
>go home
>work on my own tech
>rub one out
>sleep

>go to work
>I'm programmer so stressful
>code something
>get stuck
>go to bathroom to rub one out quietly
>ejaculate then go back to work
>lunch
>repeat the above for second half
>go home