/g/ humor thread

>>59851133
crin/g/e thread

>>59851133
Hahaha lol XDDDDD, liked shared and upvoted +1

>>59851133
what the fuck

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>>59851521
>iphone

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>>59851542

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,

>>59851584
that's not very nice

>>59851550
Obvious fib and homosex.

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>>59851584
Nice.

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>>59851493
Sauce on the nappy vid?

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RIP

>>59851793
I fucking hate indians.

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>>59851740
We need to get him on our startup.

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>>59851825
This guy too.

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>>59851842
Ironic shitposting irl?

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>>59851133
>Times New Fucking Roman

>>59851678
Kek
I wonder if there's a "top kek" plate

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>>59851584
INTEL BTFO

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>>59851800

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>>59851966

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>>59851947

>>59851133
It wasn't funny at all except for the end which caught me off guard kek

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>>59851966
>tabs

>>59851947
You are talking to yourself from another computer, aren't you?

>>59851521
197711312199741551162211410188404191107073913230115012312736873665

>>59848110

>>59852105
now "find" the phone, tyrone.

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>>59852135
Is that supposed to be funny or ????

>>59852165
Is that supposed to be funny or ????

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\o/

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>>59852282
Salty salty so salty lol just saying it wasnt that good imho bruv

>>59852320
Salty salty so salty lol just saying it wasnt that good imho bruv

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>>59852334
What are you 5 ????

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>>59852369
What are you 5 ????

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People in this thread need to step their game up baka..

>>59851966
>tfw to intelligent to make the "reply to this post" part of the post visble

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>>59851966
fuck you

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>>59851521
>hey babe, gimme your number
>sure!
>okay hang on
>
>
>
>
>not yet
>
>
>
>nearly there
>
>
>
>okay go

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>>59851521
Perhaps he's addicted to the internet; he wouldn't bother unlocking his phone unless it's absolutely necessary.

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>>59851133
The end caught me off guard.

>>59852369
>>59852320
>>59852165
kys fucking normies

>>59852809
>kys
>normies
Kill yourself, normalfag.

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/g/ approved

>>59852828
im baked and been browsing /pol/ too much

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>>59852809
Hpw about you share some lols instead of being bully?

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>>59852912
missing the * after rm -rf

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>>59851966
Oi

>>59852939
No, it's missing --no-preserve-root

>>59852939
im going to assume you were trying to YLYL in a YLYL thread.

>>59853000
rm -rf * in root directory doesn't abort root filesystem
rm -rf / does abort with "use --no-preserve-root to override this failsafe"
Just tested both

>>59852973
That's a much better option

>>59853030
he's in home directroy

>>59853030
I dont think that was always the case. I member a little while ago some pajeet dev put an accidental space in the cleanup script of an install file - something like `rm -rf / foo/install/files` - and it borked a good amount of loonuxs

>>59853079
perhaps the strip was written before the change or they are on a system that doesn't have this protection

>>59853079
You're thinking about https://github.com/MrMEEE/bumblebee-Old-and-abbandoned/issues/123 which only touched /usr
And of course running it on / is going to fuck you up, adding --no-preserve-root just fucks you up even more.

>>59853067
Now you're just pretending.

>>59851966
Install gentoo

If I wanted humour I'd ask for your uptime

>>59852612
> google intel quadra
this thread is the first result.

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>>59851978

>>59852556
SSID chats are best chats

>>59851966

what a cuck

>>59853067
Just try rm -rf /* without the flag, I dare you.

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>>59852612
This breaks my heart a bit tbqh. He was so proud of his computer

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>>59851542

>>59852803
Kek

>>59851842
He's kind of cute..

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>>59851966

>>59851966
YOU SICK MOTHERFUCKER

>>59852429
I fokken lost hard
Time for me to sleep

>>59853701
it actually worked

just search the g archive on warosu with the first few characters

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>>59853781

>>59853794
I don't live in the us

>>59851697
>post June 14th 2015
>watch says Sunday 18th

The nearest Sunday the 18th would've been in January. Rather unlikely for anyone to be doing work in the garden and a rather significant amount of time before making a post about it.
So it's probably just a tad more than 7 minutes slow.

>>59852708
>what a nerd sees
>what an average person sees
>what I see
? I don't speak... Whatever that is

>>59851966
No pls

>>59851697
Why don't they make smartphones with this type of technology?

that low res display that can run forever and you hold a button for backlight. I'm sure the battery life would be massive on it.

>>59851966
busss a nutttt

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>>59853848
Are you legitimately retarded?

>>59852612
Poor bastard. Do you think he learned and upgraded his video card?
(I was going to ask if he got a refund but he seems like the kind of guy that will just keep throwing money at it.)

>>59853897
>>59853848
Someone mind capping this and putting in the thread? because that's fuckin hilarious.

>>59851966
o fuk

>>59853971
I'm pretty original post was tongue firmly in cheek and Nokia poster is just having a bad day and missed the subtext

>>59851966
Enjoy your ban

>>59853848
It’s called a Pebble

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>>59851966

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Jesus fuck what an absolute shit humor thread. Reeks of underage/newfriends in here

>>59851966
Fuuuuck

>>59852809
newfag detected

>>59851875
>>59851995
>>59852788
She's clearly tired of his stupidity and obnoxiousness.

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>>59851833
this isn't fucking funny I get pissed off to no end when these fucking cavemen are so goddamn retarded they can't even be bothered to look how something is supposed to fit somewhere and then go LOLOLOLXDXDXDXD LE USB HAVE TO LE FLIPP LE 3 TIMES LOLOLO LE USB HOW DOES IT WORK XDDDXD

>>59851133
Literally the only people that think this is mildly funny are those Russiaboo retards that watch Lifeofboris and make stupid slav jokes. This is /int/ 'humor'

>>59851966
2SPOOKY4ME

>>59853030
What about rm -rf /* ?

>>59852413
>OS, platform, platform
I don't get it.
Did you mean Linux, Windows, and OSX?

>>59851833
That's why you look at the fucking thing before plugging it in.

>>59854773
Contribute something then

>>59853818
I wouldn't interrupt working in my property to make Facebook posts.

>>59854669
>Best operating system is Linux
>closet explodes as super fat leaps out
>"FUK U I -USE- BSD I USE -BSD -I- USE BSD!!!!!!!! IM BSD-BETTER THAN U!!!!!!!!"
>killer leaves

>>59851966
easy there lad

>>59853818
Could be wrong but my version of this watch doesn't take leap years into account so would gain a day every four years (have to manually correct).

Can't be arsed doing the maths on this for 20 years of missing that extra day.

>>59855413
That might work. That Sunday in June is the 14th.

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>>59851966
nice

>>59851966
Stahp

>>59851966

>>59851966
You mother fucker

>>59851966
Fuck me

>>59852654
my SSIDS are ItHurtsWhenIP and thunderdomeandbeyond. do you want to guess the password on the latter one?

>>59852716
That's pretty smart.

>>59853701
works.

----- BEGIN LICENSE -----
Affinity Computer Technology
10 User License
EA7E-909026
D64472BD FA040F1B 20F23C0D 114D57E4
AF4DDFDC A3FDDA29 00319FA1 91EE46D2
B3210738 54154723 F12511D6 950F839D
C5A83395 76EAEC5B FC25B644 9802A931
28A62A8C 9483EC49 E28E1A3B 997FA0FA
678ED4D3 2F4C2645 8E88274C 8AC599C2
F2D578D3 DF19037B 544F5304 18F3F196
6F1AC83E 2E1FCE1D BA74F528 1340A09F
----- END LICENSE -----

>>59851966
i hate u

>>59851966
CIA > Shit > FBI

You scrubs can't even assasinate properly while we've been toppling regimes left and right.

>>59851966
HAHAHAHAH

>>59851493
>>59851799
This was made by million dollar extreme I believe

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>>59852283

>>59851966
Cucc

>>59851966
Hilarious and original

>>59853889
underrated post

>>59855821
GNU didn't kill his family...

>>59851521
>*through the fire and flames start playing*

>>59855626
>ItHurtsWhenIP
>not 8HzWANIP

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>>59855807

>>59851966
Woah

>>59854957
>>59855193
did you even read the image? you can only plug it in once its observed.

>>59852413
>>59855127
>Kernel, Platform, Hardware Brand

I don't get it.

>>59856466
he is a weaboo shitposter, what did you expect?

>>59852530
> software gets older
> becomes more stable
Linux Developer Logic

(Ok, Red Hat logic.)

>>59852829
> tfw you could just put up a shell script, run it each time and have a post in 10 min

>>59853701
lmao thanks

>>59852805
>not real

Thank god

>>59852959
what was it?

>>59852868
FUCK.
Bought a Brother 6520DW, exactly fucking this.

- 4 colors. CMYK (K = black).
- You cannot print if ANY is on low or missing.
- You cannot permanently set black/white print.
- You have to use a sticker to cover the transparent ink window on the ink cartridges.
- It eats colors for black and white prints.

It's bloody awful.

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>>59856614
Thou shalt not steal.

>>59851793
>Tamil
>transliterated Indian languages
Go kill yourself.

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>>59851841
more like CTRL-ALT-DELET THIS

>>59852105
why did you do this?

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>>59852404
>#include with no space before header name

>>59857172
worksonmymachine.png

>>59851978
spatry's cup of linux classic/10

>>59851966
pls no

>>59853971
Sure, as long as you give me reddit gold when I post a funny reply in your /r/4chan thread

>>59855127
No
It should be GNU/Linux, Windows NT, OSX

>>59859334
Sure xD

>>59858302
weaponized autism

>>59852533
Okay, that got me

>>59851799
get help famalam

>>59851841
why is the internet so cancerous

i would have gotten a mild chortle out of the image with no caption

now i have to kill myself instead

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>>59853701
>>59855645
thx cia

>>59852429
I hate when actually funny things are tainted with a website watermark.
No one owns memes, you cunts.

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>>59857172
>not having a fw with strict whitelisting rules

What the fuck is this shit? Is it somebody purposely posting facebook-tier cancer or has /g/ really fell this hard?

>>59851133
>programming in a non-monospaced language

>>59852135

And using ixquick as search engine

>>59856585
>tfw they counter by changing up the simulated hardware used, forcing you to troubleshoot installation setup issues on different types of hardware
>tfw these solutions then get used to improve the installation process of the real thing

>>59861027
>tfw gentoo installs become automated by /g/ users doing it for them

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>>59852612
>(2100$ after singing up for the extended warranty and 2 years of geeksquad protection)

top kek

>>59852646
Hot.

>>59855821
>making fun of sysadmin

>>59852803
that was even funny.

>>59857053
Can yours atleast scan?
Mine just refuses to do anything yo fo anything if the ink cartridge is empty

>>59861182
rat bastard desu

>>59851493
Made me kek

>>59852046
Is this real?

>>59852636
Feel bad for this guy.

>>59851133
>::::)
Literally Vriska.

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>>59855645
>MFW IT WORKS

>>59855821
>>59855892
>>59861182
>>59861491
The fuck happen to this nigga?

>>59861653
l-arginine hasn't affected my dick sensitivity but the lecithin has increased how much i ejaculate

>>59851966
This is not funny you nigger

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owo

anyone have the pic of the guy from yesterday who threw his macbook pro in the toilet?

>>59862139
By a lot?

>>59851133
i ra/g/ed

>>59862505
probably doubled the volume.

>>59862525
Holy shit. Need to try that then.

This thread looks like 9gag.

>>59851584
How is this a real thing?

>>59862624
9/g/ag

>>59851966
Please guys, what did i miss?

>>59855645
lol ty

>>59852105
Can anyone fact check this guy?

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>>59856250

>>59852135
>Not using Parabola

>>59851584
>have to buy a new fat bald man everytime intel releases a new cpu
intel btfo

>>59852805
>era of win10
>using rage comic faces
I hope this guy is 12 or something for his sake

>>59851978
Kek
Where can I find with audio?

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>>59851833
physicists pls

>>59852045
>being this much of a newfag

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>>59852297
that one got me

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>>59863666
czechd

>>59851602
kek

>>59855645
Kek, that was pointless but thanks anyway

Think I can get in trouble for registering this on my work computer?

>>59852898
all problems in the modern world began when internet became so easy anyone could use it. especially non-programmer women.

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>>59859363
OS, Kernel, OS?

>>59852556

painfully fake

>>59851800
>Spatry hasn't made a video in 7 months now
Is he kill?

>>59852320
gas yourself immediately for posting these low-tier shit memes you fucking normalfaggot

>>59862079
his family died in a car crash and thats terrible!!! now hes a pedo 4chan tripfag

>>59857053
You have to print in grayscale with black cartridge only selected, otherwise it will use the color cartridges to make the black more legit (like #000001 blacks)

>>59855127
>>59856489
Jesus Chris, /g/ is seriously autistic.

>>59852912
Those fucking invisible black dots on the middle of the comic tho

>>59864210
>I thought it was god pointing me to skip that shit...

>>59864210
I just saw it, wtf?

>>59851966
fuck off

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>>59864081
if you have better memes why dont you post em then mr.saltywang ????

>>59863289
>Ideas go out of style
Mtv has a pretty sweet special on right now

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>>59851895
Not sure, but there is that old Vlad The faceplate on a Chevy Impala.

And the supermarket across the road here sells Rollkeks.

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>>59855645
>IT WORKS

>>59851842

I'd fuck the shit out of that anime bitch

>>59852365

>>>/r/4chan

>>59856568

Remember that time they found a bug in $ls?

Phoneposters sure are getting, uh... bolder, aren't they?

>>59852046
I was a sperm donor for a few years and they paid by the vial, so I tried a few of these (I think zinc and l-arginine, not the soya stuff). I think it did end up working. Later on I tried the celery thing and it seemed like it worked too.

>>59857053
>Buying inkjet

Lol what a cuck

>>59853572

How else are you going to play webms?

>>59851133
>mfw dead souls is a ps3 game

>>59853971
put me in the screenshot

>>59852297
>Emi in Lilly's clothing
delet

>>59862771
I went like halfway through, he's right.

>>59851133
Germany?

>>59851740
oh my god do people actually act like this?

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>>59851133

>>59861147
Python got me

>>59865148
>>59865178
>>59865295
>>59865328
>>59866995
fuck off and die

>>59851966
Please end me

>>59865019
That is fucking amazing.

>>59851678
Was it a compact car?

>>59862401
Who's this qt?

>>59851947
TAKE ME BACK

>>59851584
>PGA be like

>>59852365
What's /G/

>>59855723
>>59855736
>>59855649
>>59855565
>>59855504
>>59855487
>>59855460
>>59855456
>>59855365
>>59855823
>>59855836
>>59856385
>>59859277

wat i miss
was it one of those mom die bait things?

>>59851899
beep beep

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>>59869411

>>59852868

I fucking hate this.

>>59859981
KVM FTW

>>59851584
Source?

>>59864208
I'm sorry I'm not retarded like you.

>>59859363
>OS, kernel, OS
Huh?
Don't you mean Linux, NT, and Darwin?

>>59856568
>bugs hit Arch faggots first
>they get fixed before software ships to other distros
Why, thanks for beta testing software for all of us.

>>59851584
this cant be good for the cpu

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>>59864496
I'm working in factory that make Roll Keks. Nice to see boxes of keks every time.

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>>59870441
DELET THIS